Ashlyn

[weloveshortvideos]

Cashier isn’t mad.. Just disappointed.

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[cloudfreed]

me when im hungry

[thoracs]

[kardashiansfuckyeah]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: ba. ha baba. ha baba da gaba.

psychic: what the fuck

[cineastette]

↖ easily manipulated by dogs

[kylostantrums]

marvel headquarters, early 2000s

guy 1: who do u think we should cast as wolverine

guy 2: idk probably a huge, jacked man

[pyomorphic]

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

[golden-girl-daisy]

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?

Ghostpuppers!

[jvedi-blog]

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[the-memedaddy]

me_irl

[voxette-vk]

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

im going to lose my fucking shit over this tweet nothing will ever live up to this

[commiegoth]

Trying to convince yourself to stop having intense paranoia abt everything like

[richie-hoezier85]

[withvaldezindisneyland]

no offence but generation Z kids are a thousand times funnier than us depressed millennials 

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

He’s sad :(

why.

[loveamongthesailors]

hes not sad hes just having a sit 

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

Just One Of Those Days.