Gone Off These Flintstones Gummies

Brock 24 | any pronouns | texas

[theehorsepussy]

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite

1 part methadone

[cetitanhasmoved]

We can’t have shit anymore

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

[badassdemonsword]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

donald trump you are excommunicado my boy. and there's a five million$ bounty on your head… every assassin in new york city is now hunting you.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I'm gonna pop some barts

Only got 20 lisas in my pocket

I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a homer

This is fucking simpsons

[kushblazer666]

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Every morning I wake up and think of 40 new lies to tell to women.

[pyomorphic]

the voting for the lesser of two evils argument is over. it’s been over. it has not only been thoroughly debunked on a conceptual level, but also in practice.

unsurprisingly though, it persists amongst comfortable, largely white liberals who feel rightly disgusted by the state of their country, but feel almost entirely disengaged from political action through alienation. for them, electoral politics assuages both concerns: it allows them to be disengaged by turning politics into a spectacle that they watch through debates on tv and polls in the papers, and their sense of guilt from their inaction is alleviated when they go to a voting station and press a button once every two years.

this entire framework falls apart very quickly, and never quicker than when discussing foreign policy. which is why they choose to selfishly center on their pet domestic issues and get mad whenever you bring up the genocide that biden is greenlighting because it might hurt his precious polls.

[deadelated]

(Walking straight through tsa with my AirPods in and ignoring everyone telling me to stop) sorry brotha nothin on me

[waspcup]

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

[powerjock]

making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

[estoyenestosola]

[pyomorphic]

dont do this weird freaky shit around me i will knock your block off

[sayruq]

[oneheadtoanother]

[nonamehorse]

I'm pretty certain that selling military secrtets is illegal.... but I'm not a cop so do whatever you want

[kira-serialfaggot]

Warthunder players will be pissed when they find out they did all that shit for free

[lavagoth]

[matthejew-blog]

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[nicegirlonline]

i miss 2012 so much i could cry

[rarebritney]

we're in a swag recession

[lizardsfromspace]

Remember, being kind is punk rock. Being overly polite due to anxiety is prog rock. A hug is alt rock unless it goes on too long then it's folk rock. Empathy is third wave ska. Being mean, though, is not punk rock. Bc being mean is pop punk

[iamoutofideas]

being swag is dupstep