kiss my ash

21 || whatever i want || fuck off?? [rp account for Touch of Strange]

[ashsearcy-blog]

ooc //

Hiatus, take two~

In the words of Will Smith, my life’s been flipped... turned upside down. The next two weeks while I’m operating on my seven days a week work schedule I also have a crazy amount of shit to get done so my activity is going to be minimal and spotty. I’ll try to get para replies up while I can, but dash stuff is going to be kept to a minimum.

Then, on June 10th I leave for a camp where I work and since I’m leading shiz there for parts of it I don’t usually have a lot of free time, so I won’t be around until I get back June 24th. If you have me on skype, that’ll be the best way to reach me as I likely won’t check tumblr too much in the time that I’m away at camp. (If you don’t have my skype handle, just shoot me a pm.)

Semi-hiatus: now to June 9th. Full-hiatus: June 10th to June 24th.

[ashsearcy-blog]

Bananas are on sale so now I have a lot of bananas and nothing to do with them. Suggestions? 

[marvelousevelyn-blog]

Smoothies? Those seem to be popular in the summertime.

[ashsearcy-blog]

Probably. I'd need more than just bananas or they'd be more like baby food in a cup.

[blancheharlow]

ashsearcy:

Maybe they’d like it if you dressed like a doctor. Use a stethoscope the way God intended: as a garter.

… Somehow,  I don’t think that’s right. 

[ashsearcy-blog]

No? I've not been to medical school, but I thought I was close.

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Ash wears: outfit for spill the coffee

[blancheharlow]

ashsearcy replied to your post: Where do you want to go to college?

My suggestion is always that becoming a stripper doesn’t require a degree.

Something about that suggestion and thinking of my parents, who want me in the medical field, has me going mmmm better not. 

[ashsearcy-blog]

Maybe they'd like it if you dressed like a doctor. Use a stethoscope the way God intended: as a garter.

[ashsearcy-blog]

theforestwarden:

I don’t know. I know a lot of people who don’t like how much it snows in Maine so that could be debatable. And i guess we could grab statistics but that would mean actual work. 

I’m not committed enough to anything to want to go and get statistics and try and figure it out. Definitely too much work.

[ashsearcy-blog]

blancheharlow:

Welp. 

Good, at least we’re on the same page, then. 

….What’s your handle?

Always a good thing when two people can end up there.

@kissmy_ash

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ajricci:

Ah. Gotcha. 

Better than high school. That’s all I care about.

I wouldn’t know, aside from agreeing that high school is terrible.

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blancheharlow:

People who can’t afford cell phones, probably.

Well, based on what I’ve seen via the internet: It’s pretty badly. 

I’m sure your instagram is great.

I can’t afford a cell phone, yet here I am.

That’s been my conclusion as well.

It’s mostly leather jackets, makeup, and heels. So yes, it’s great.

[ashsearcy-blog]

ajricci:

What kind of stripper doesn’t dance? I think I’m a little young for it.

Well that’s very suggestive of you. Thanks for the advice, but I think college might be a better road for me.

Usually just the kind that does horizontal dancing and doesn’t refer to themselves as a stripper. Give it a year or two, then. 

I’m good at that. College sounds fun too, I guess. 

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blancheharlow:

Any decent data plan really.

Maybe they’ll take pity on me because of my future student loans. 

I wouldn’t doubt it, to be honest.

Exactly. Who doesn’t have one at this point?

I don’t know if that’s how things normally work, but as someone that didn’t do the school thing I can’t quite speak to how people treat you when the threat of student loans is hanging over you.

As well you shouldn’t.

[ashsearcy-blog]

blancheharlow:

I know people who couldn’t survive without wifi.

Well darn, I’ll have to cancel my TED talk then. 

I dunno, Ted Cruz doesn’t strike me as anything more than ‘mild’.

Living without wifi is fine. As long as you have 4g.

Shit. Did you have to put a deposit down or anything? Hopefully they give it back.

Fair point. I guess I’ll accept that, then. Zodiac Killer it is. I look better, though.

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ajricci:

If only. I’m a shit dancer. 

Besides, the school isn’t the bad part. It’s the rest of the assholes.

You can take the dancing portion out of it. Still a lot of money to be made.

My suggestions are usually less helpful in that aspect then. Though a lot of them involve assholes.

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blancheharlow:

Beauty of the internet. 

I did feel it, yeah. But trust me, the tattoo definitely hurt getting it. 

Great, I guess we found the next Zodiac Killer. 

It’s a wonderful thing, isn’t it?

Too bad. Here I thought we were on to something with physical injury protecting tattoos. Oh well.

And I don’t know, but I’d say the Zodiac Killer was a little more than ‘mildly’ serial-killery.

[ajricci]

Only a few weeks left in this hell hole until I get a couple months reprieve. Finals cannot come soon enough.

[ashsearcy-blog]

Quit school, become a stripper. Its’ more profitable.

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blancheharlow:

That sounds fake, but okay. 

I dunno, I stubbed my toe the other day, if that’s any answer to your question. But it’s not really a tattoo for here  really. Honestly if Ashkent decides to fuck me up physically I don’t think any type of tattoo would help. I’m sure Ashriver or where ever is the same.

You only sounded mildly serial-killery, so no need to worry, I guess.

Might be. You’ll never know.

Did you feel it? You could stub your toe and somehow be magically protexted from it by your tattoo? If tattoos could work like that, do you think it’d hurt to get tattooed with it?

Perfect. Exactly the level of serial killery I was going for.

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theforestwarden:

But thats not reflective of the whole. Most people would be happy with Hawaii’s temperatures. Whereas some epople might have a problem with say Wisconsin’s weather pattern 

This sounds like a… No forest don’t say anything. Um yea. 

Dislike Maine or the snow or whatever probably isn’t reflective of the whole, either. Given that ‘the whole’ rarely agrees on anything, if ever. Plus, in the same breath here we’re saying ‘the whole’ ‘most people’ and ‘some’. Pretty wishy-washy way to judge temperatures and climates.