❝SmallFries you say?❞

-warning! shitty art- { A Ask/Roleplay Splatoon blog about Salmonling Smallfry Triplets } Semi-Selective

[surreal--memes]

This could be your last chance to stop ISPs from messing up your Internet! 

https://www.battleforthenet.com

[kat-mistarka-deactivated2018051]

WE HAVE ONE WEEK LEFT TO FIGHT THIS PLEASE HURRY! This is the URL to enter your phone number to call Congress and ask them to repeal. We NEED to fight this people!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/

[smis-happens]

I can’t tell if this is real or just a very surreal meme.

[surreal--memes]

Unfortunately this is real.

[alaskantigah-deactivated2018121]

It’s been moved to Dec 22. We now have more than a month to continue fighting. I’ve already gotten in contact with my reps and unfortunately only one of them gives a damn. I have informed the others I will considering their replacements when the time roles around. For those who think that does nothing, thats what they what you to think. Telling your reps that you will not vote for them in the coming elections DOES scare them. Call your reps and tell them.

[sea-of-simmering-starlight]

PLEASE DO THIS! THIS IS OUR ONLY CHANCE TO STOP THEM!

[squidventure]

?????????????????????????

[leggyre]

naughty squids will be sent to PATE’S SALMON PURGATORY to atone for their sins 

[freeselfdefense]

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

[kny111]

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

[blog-archive-111189]

Worth watching

[heylookitseli-archives]

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away. 

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

[leo-bish]

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be

useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

[appropriately-inappropriate]

This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.

It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.

Please pass this along, it will save lives.

[sprouting-colours-deactivated20]

Important

[hayei]

Please reblog this.

[madiithepand0rk-blog]

Please, if you see this, Reblog it. 

[nailtipflips]

If you see this, reblog please.

[sigilcrafter]

not witchy but definitely worth watching, stay safe

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

Always signal boost. Stay safe everyone.

[rickfallsforgravity]

IMPORTANT

[chroms-userboxes]

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[lets-cause-mayhem]

The only chainmail I like

[catsbeaversandducks]

View this post on Instagram

[freshest-tittymilk]

Reblog retention cat to increase your financial wealth and savings

[hesitantrogue]

Reblog for Witch Nowi luck on the new banner.

I don’t know how this happened

[matthieudaures]

[huevember]

It’s this time of year again ! I know some people complained about some colors being too close from one day to another so feel free to modify the hue a bit if you think it’s necessary (I won’t make a new wheel again because I don’t want several wheels available on tumblr and people who wouln’t know which one to use)

[splatoonus]

Pearl and Marina are putting the Boo in Boo-yah! And someone tell Lil’ Judd to stop staring at us like that! Have a Splatty Halloween tomorrow squid kids!

[wabbazac]

All this run speed but I’m still not fast enough to run away from my problems.

[welcometogrizzco]

asideofsmallfrys:

Jessie screeched as she saw the bomb, stopping in her tracks. The bomb exploded, ink hitting the female salmonling. In a panic second, she wanted to throw JJ to the shore, but she only put him on the ground and clenched her arm, landing on her knees and looked over at Girzz. ‘Fuck em’ Jessie thought as she braced for the attack.

“Ey Asshole! Leave my siblins’ alone will ya!? We gots no eggs, no weapons. Whats the point in attackin’ us in da first place!” Junior shouted at the larger figure. The salmonling ran to his younger siblings, he wanted to get them away from here, he wanted them to be safe.

Ignoring what the Salmonid yells, Grizz continues to approach the group of Smallfry.  It would seem they have stopped running for the most part, they really are getting stupider.  Do they really think Grizz will stop now?  Eggs or not, Salmonid are a plague - they need to be splatted and controlled.  Grizz just so happens to be the best man for the job.

Raising his gun once more, he readies to fire.  These Salmonid should realize by now that Grizz won’t hesitate to splat them, regardless of what they say to him.

[asideofsmallfrys-blog]

Frustrated and almost falling into the feeling of defeat, Jessie stood up, picked up Jj and with all the force she threw Jj towards the shore. Heck. This could kill Jj, but Jessie was panicing, out of all of them, Jj should be the one who lives. Junior bit his lips, he couldn't do much, Grizz was a huge dude and it would probably feel like slamming into a wall.

Junior quickly made his way towards his sister and walked towards the ink, even if it made him slower he was going to save his sister wither it killed him or not.

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[yundarigods-deactivated20251116]

For just the cat. So damn cute X3

[dothepropaganda]

hey it’s october so i just thought i’d let you guys know i’ll never post jump scares and am extremely anti-screamer or anything else along those lines. i hope you’re all ok and stay safe this month

[dothepropaganda]

feel free to rb this as much as you want! just because it’s tagged with “personal” doesn’t mean you shouldn’t tell your followers this too. let people know you have a safe blog!

[askbelgie]

Buckle Up I Made My Own Drawing Meme

Send me an emoji + a character of mine!

Style:

… 👔 in formal attire! … 📌 in their work clothes! … 💍 in a wedding dress! … 💋 in sexy attire! … ⛄ in winter clothes! … ☀ in summer clothes! … 😴 in their pajamas! … 👗 dressed for the club! … 👤 in goth attire! … 😎 in punk attire! … 🥇 dressed for their favorite sport! … 🐶 in a kigurumi! … 🎤 as a pop star! … 📝 as a student! … 💪 as a Greaser/Soc! … 🐴 in a horse mask! … 🕍 in Victorian attire! … 🛀 in nothing but a towel! … ✌ as a 1960s hippie! … ☝ in 1990s grunge attire! … 😬 in something they would never wear!

Magical:

… 🐟 as a mermaid! … 🦇 as a vampire! … 🐺 as a werewolf! … 🐲 as a dragon! … 😇 as an angel! … 😈 as a demon! … 🌼 as a fairy! … 🖤 as a witch! … 🦉 with their familiar! … ⚔ with their weapon of choice! … 👻 as a ghost! … 🌠 as a cosmic being!

Fiction:

… 🍥 in a cosplay! … 👑 as royalty! … 🏹 as a JRPG class! … 🎲 as a D&D class! … 👓 as a superhero/supervillain! … 😺 as an animal! … 👽 as a species from another show/movie/etc! … 🤖 as a robot! … 🐯 as a furry!

Headcanons:

… 👶 as a child! … 👪 with their family! … 👯 with their best friend! … 👎 with their enemy! … 🐹 with their pet(s)! … 🗺 in an outfit of their cultural heritage! … 💐 surrounded by their favorite flowers! … 👴 as an elderly person! … 🎶 to a song that I associate with them!

Special:

… 🙃 with the mun! … ✍ in the style of another artist! … 🖍 in the drawing style of my muse! … 🌀 as a fusion with another OC! … ☢ as a different fandom interpretation! … 💩 as a meme! … 🕐 as an old interpretation of the mun’s!

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[inkyscribbler-deactivated202008]

“You’ll float-a too, Luigi.”

has this been done yet.