Families who like each other visit each other. Not our family.
I like you more than others. That has to count for something.
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@asilverport
Families who like each other visit each other. Not our family.
I like you more than others. That has to count for something.
asilverport started following you
What did I do to deserve a visit from you?
I know this may sound insane, but sometimes family visits each other.
You’ll meet her, she’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many days at a time. You’ll see, when she smiles, you’ll love her.
Pan’s Labyrinth (via andromedanandroid)
No. More. Smoking. I can quit anytime.
Nah, he’s too gross. They wouldn’t touch him.
You sure? He looks like he could feed quite a few animals.
At least, you didn’t have to hide the body if you killed him.
I’ve never bothered doing that before. Let him rot.
Or let the animals feed off of him.
Probably. He’s well out of shape, yeah, and I’m not. Still pretty well fit.
Who knows, maybe I killed him. Not the first time.
At least, you didn't have to hide the body if you killed him.
I honestly don’t remember.
Hmmm... I'll just guess he looked rather beat up.
All I can remember is the first punch I threw and then….I was home…with Bri cleaning me up. Pretty badass, yeah?
Yeah. How did Sean look?
Remember that time Sean and I beat each other up so badly, I don’t even remember getting home? Because I kind of don’t.
Cool.
Red vs. Blue sentence pack
all credit for this meme goes to lady-of-maliciousness.
“You ever wonder why we’re here?”
“You know what? I fuckin’ hate you.”
“What can I say, dip shit? For better or worse, I’m back.”
“Oooh, we’re gonna be best friends.”
“I am allergic to things that I do not want to do”
“My body… is trying… to die.”
“I’m a lover, not a fighter.”
“You know what, fuck it. I’m just gonna run.”
“Buenos días, cockbites. Guess who’s back?”
“Payback’s a bitch, and so am I.”
“Hey punk, I don’t need a weapon to kill you.”
“Dying sounds like a bad idea! Can’t we push dying to a week from Friday?”
“Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes.”
“I’m letting you go.”
“You know that Stockholm Syndrome where prisoners start to like and identify with their captors after being held hostage for long enough? No one has that yet.”
“You don’t need to treat me like that. I’m not crazy, okay?”
“That’s kinda hot.”
“I expected it to be… bigger.”
(via the-write-ideas)
*Making food, the kitchen is a mess but she can clean it up later. Right now she is trying to see if she can make Italian food.*
*She came to see Iona, but food is the icing on the cake.*
Rose cupcakes (by Call me cupcake)
[Wraps her up nice and tight in her Christmas present.] Happy Christmas, dove.
I love it, Loch! Hold on for a moment, I have presents for you.
*She leaves for a moment and comes back with a few packages for him.*
Happy Christmas.
Gio, if he and I were hanging off a cliff, I’m sure you’d save him before me.
That’s an unfair statement.
Oh come on, I thought you two were best friends. He probably would help you.
[noncommittal wiggly hand gesture] We’ll see.
Gio, if he and I were hanging off a cliff, I'm sure you'd save him before me.