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"Nothing could cure me of the notion that Cork needed me and that I needed Cork. Nothing but death can, I fear, ever cure me of it." -- Frank O'Connor Indie Cork City OC

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[Rubbing his eyes.]

Let it go. I said something stupid. I always say something stupid.

[mochathaircothrom]

You were feckin’ cruel, Lochlan.

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I didn’t mean to! I never mean to!

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[Rubbing his eyes.]

Let it go. I said something stupid. I always say something stupid.

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[Stares back. You want to play this game, Sean? Fine.]

[Two can play this game, as this douchey….douchey song continues on it’s douchey course.]

[mochathaircothrom]

[…slowly takes a spray bottle out of his pocket]

[sprays it in Loch’s eyes]

[(it’s not water)] [(it’s gin)]

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[PAIN! HORRIBLE PAIN!]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

[mochathaircothrom]

S’funny.

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I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING THIS TIME!

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[Stares back. You want to play this game, Sean? Fine.]

[Two can play this game, as this douchey….douchey song continues on it’s douchey course.]

[mochathaircothrom]

[…slowly takes a spray bottle out of his pocket]

[sprays it in Loch’s eyes]

[(it’s not water)] [(it’s gin)]

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[PAIN! HORRIBLE PAIN!]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

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[That’s fine. He’ll just…lay here. And await death.]

[mochathaircothrom]

[fine bye bitchhhhhhhhhhh]

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[Even Sam? Have a heart! That poor boy. Left for dead by his brother.]

[Never mind the times he did that to Sean....in a literal sense.]

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[Stares back. You want to play this game, Sean? Fine.]

[Two can play this game, as this douchey....douchey song continues on it’s douchey course.]

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[That’s fine. He’ll just...lay here. And await death.]

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[Back in Black plays suddenly and loudly in the background.]

[Where is that music coming from?]

[His phone.It’s coming from his fucking phone.]

Hello, losers.

[mochathaircothrom]

[he’s still……………mad at you] 

[v mad at you] 

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You’re ruining the music. Stop it.

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[Back in Black plays suddenly and loudly in the background.]

[Where is that music coming from?]

[His phone.It’s coming from his fucking phone.]

Hello, losers.

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i am late but i am here.

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okay but, i need to sleep

so, you know, reply to that new open

i’ll be back after class tomorrow

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will I ever be satisfied with Loch’s fc???

probably not

[mochathaircothrom]

therealcapital:

[Deep inhale.] Alright. Fine. You’re right, I don’t know what happened. You got me there.

[He straightened himself up.] If I apologize, will you get something to eat with me?

Wh– no! Why th’hell would I go get food wit’ you? I’m obviously angry, I– [DEEP BREATH.] …Sam, you hungry?

Could eat.

Great. Fine. We’ll get somethin’ t’eat withche. Fucker.

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[Clearly offended.] Oh. Okay. I come all the way here, ask you to some food, you decline, but Swiss Cheese over here says ‘yes’ and you’re all smiles?

Let’s just fecking eat. At this rate I’m going to perish before we even leave the flat.

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Me:*takes deep breath*

Me: I lo-

Anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love dogs, we know, you love dogs so much, they're the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love dogs, we KNOW, you love dogs you fucking love dogs, ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE DOGS. WE GET IT.

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[Back in Black plays suddenly and loudly in the background.]

[Where is that music coming from?]

[His phone.It’s coming from his fucking phone.]

Hello, losers.

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today, just so all know, i forgot that my cisgendered boyfriend has testicles

in case you ever feel silly, i repeat, i just forgot my able bodied cisgendered boyfriend has testicles

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Okay but what’s wrong with eating fish everyday?