[killingstrangers666]

[spookyloop]

Art for Layers of Fear by Andrzej Dybowski  (Source)

[fergzillar]

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

Context:

[empirextress]

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

[adulthoodisokay]

oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

[anxiousbutconfident]

when lazy kissing gets intense with that deep breath and hip pull

[unclefather]

@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone. i fucking know. i fucking

[ithelpstodream]

hahahaha best prank i’ve seen in a while

[thats-sowild-blog]

This is singlehandedly one of the funniest and cutest things I’ve ever seen. Relationship goals.

[blvckgeezus]

Wow

[wht-rabbit-obj]

@asino-pugno

[markocomics]

Some Nerd and Jock comics from December-February.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know you’re in adulthood when you can buy candy and forget about it, eating it hours or days later.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

A very curious octopus.

[southernbitchface]

Watch this and be blessed

[lolmaleoppression]

Awww bae

[ilexvici]

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[startrekrenegades]

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.

[themoonisupsidedown]

You can find more of my Dismal Doodles at faith_golden_bear on istagram

[boota]

[skyderman]

Yeah, get the FUCK out of the way, Gabe

[theweirdwideweb]

[nalukaiooc]

The fire cleanses

[hotvampireadjacent]

we aren’t build to last as a species

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

twitch is wild

[stripemetall]

I see people use FaceRig just right

[asino-pugno]

@psychedeliccorpse

[warmbun]

me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*

my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this

[hodlmyvodka]