Spamton G Spamton

IT'S ME! SP- SPAMTON G SPAMTON! [Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997]

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IS THE [New Computer Hardware] I ORDERED FROM [Heaven] HERE ALREADY!? I CAN'T WAIT TO [Use It] OR [[abUse It]]!!

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This is a blog where you can ask Spamton anything. PLEASE ask. PLEASE

Rules:

family friendy pls

use common sense on what is offensive

AU Info (if you want it):

post-pacifist

dark worlds can exist without fountains, and for some reason every time kris visits a dark world a portal to that dark world is made in Castletown for some reason (reason is plot convenience)

kris instead of being straight-up controlled is more like has uncontrollable urges

kris can talk, but is pretty quiet

after spamton neo fight kris figured out how to "save spamton" or whatever for some reason (reason is plot convenience)

spamton is a bit more Addison-like in looks now for some reason (reason is it's cute)

thats it also I'm too bored to draw a beginning thing

this will be sorta assisted by visuals but only sometimes because I can't draw spamton

yeah thats it bye

please ask spamton a question

[ask--spamton]

What is your favorite food?

[[Kromer]]. EDIBLE KROMER. IT TASTES LIKE WET PAPER AND CRACKERS.

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Hey Spamton, will there be more Fifty-Percent Off [Kromer] sales?

NO. BUT THERE WILL STILL BE [Fifty-Percent On] SALES!

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if anyone's wondering spamton IS real and he IS in my house

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(empty under cut so you can add your pfp and send it to people I guess or somethin)

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What is your opinion on NFTs?

Spamton: IT SEEMS SORT OF [Unintelgient] BUT IT’S [Chance To] MAKE ME A [2,000 Pounds] OF [Kromer]!!