The Thing

"Two Thousand, Seven Hundred, Sixty-Three, the most powerful number."

[ask-2763-xfohv]

Introduction!

Hello Down There!

I'd Like To Speak With You For A Moment. Yes, You, The Person Reading This.

I'm Sure You Have Many Questions About Me, Such As Where I Came From, Why I'm Here, And What My Presence On Tumblr Means For Your Family! Well, You Are In Luck, Because That's Exactly Why I Made This Blog! Rest Assured, All Of Your Questions About Me Will Be Put To Rest In A Coffin 6 Feet Underground.

So, Do Not Be Afraid To Subject Me To All Of Your Foolish And Pathetic Questions! Who Knows, You May Be Helping Me In Turn. Time Will Tell. See You Soon!

-The Thing

//Hi, guys, @which--way here!! Call me Solar, though, por favor.

Uhhh sorry if this blog is OOC, since it's a bit difficult to know how a character with less than 10 lines in canon would respond to asks lol. I'll try my best tho!

Just a quick warning that 2763 might be mean at times since it's mean in canon. This is all just a roleplay!!

This might also be a bit cringe, idk. Just have fun! Ty!

[offically-six]

I HATE YOU

@nine-xfohv-kewl

And I hate you, Nine.

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

YOU LIED WEEKS AGO AND SAID YOU DIDNT

HONESTLY YOU DONT DESERVE ANYTHING!!! I WAS HAVING A PETTY FIGHT AND YOU GO ON AND TELL ME IM WORTHLESS!!!

[offically-six]

LIKE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THE SAME FUCKING THING, NINE! LIKE YOU DIDN'T SAY I DESERVE NOBODY! I'M TIRED OF YOUR DOUBLE STANDARDS! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

IT WAS SELF DEFENSE!!! I WAS CLEARLY UPSET ALREADY!!! ALL YOU DO IS MAKE ME HATE MYSELF MORE!!

[offically-six]

YOU MAKE ME DO THE SAME DAMN THINGS! YOU DO NOTHING BUT TAKE YOUR FUCKING ANGER OUT ON PEOPLE! ALL YOU DO IS RUIN MY DAY AND MAKE ME WISH 2763 KILLED YOU FOR GOOD! YOU LYING, HYPOCRITICAL, MANIPULATIVE, IDIOTIC, BASTARD!

[ask-2763-xfohv]

For Good?

Huh.

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I GOT YOU TO TELL ME ABOUT FEMBOYS! NOW TWINKS! @eraser-offical

We Are Not Doing This Again.

[eraser-offical]

YES!

[ask-2763-xfohv]

I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR PLANET AND DESTROY EVERYONE YOU LOVE.

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what does class a creature as being "immortal" , even if the bodies organs (if numbers *do* have organs) wouldn't normally fail, one day the universe will run out of water and food and perhaps even oxygen. Would the organs fail from that, do they regenerate organs?

The Organs Are No Longer Necessary. They Serve No Functional Purpose; They're Just Inside You!

That's Why An Immortal Creature Can Get Their Organs Ripped Out And Still Survive. I Got All My Organs Removed, So I Don't Need To Worry About That.

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You remind me of young neil from scott pilgrim take no offense from that

I Take Great Offense To That.

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Hello 2763...? Do you have a collective name or just all the letters together?

Wow I have never seen an algebralien/symbolar or anyone be as... interesting as you! Hmm

- @yoshka-the-star

Hello There, Yoshka!

Just Call Me 2763. Simple As That. If You Want Something Else, You Can Call Me Two Thousand, Seven Hundred, Sixty-Three.

That's Because There Is Nobody Else Like Me! I Assure You, I Am One Of A Kind. If You Forget About That... Other Me I've Seen Around Here.

[ask-2763-xfohv]

You don't know wingdings 💔

I Understand Wingdings. Of Course I Do. I Just Couldn't Decide If I Should Dignify Your Question With A Real Answer Or Not.

No, I Have Not Played Undertale. I Don't Care About That Game. Or Any Games, For That Matter!

[ask-2763-xfohv]

hi other me.

@2763-official

Another 2763?

And Here I Thought I Was The Only Handsome And Intelligent Being Around Here!

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The crowds have spoken. Teach us about twinks.

I Should Be Striking Fear Into You Lower Life Forms.

And Yet, Here You Are, Telling Me To Teach You About Twinks.

[thel0nelinessnumber]

What is a femboy

[ask-2763-xfohv]

...

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I GOT YOU TO TELL ME ABOUT FEMBOYS! NOW TWINKS! @eraser-offical

We Are Not Doing This Again.

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Black holes are cool

Black Holes Are Very Powerful!

When Everything Else Disappears In The Heat Death Of The Universe, Black Holes Will Be The Only Things Left Remaining.

Besides Me, Of Course. I Would Never Die.

[a-silly-bottle]

will he really?

[ask-2763-xfohv]

Yes. He'll Be All Alone At The Edge Of A Universe. Because I Sure Am Not Going To Talk To Him.

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Im gay

I Know.

Most Of You Are.

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☟︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ◻︎●︎♋︎⍓︎♏︎♎︎ 🕆︎■︎♎︎♏︎❒︎⧫︎♋︎●︎♏︎✍︎

...

What Did You Just Say About My Mother?

[ask-2763-xfohv]

Hello I ooggn

Come Back When You're Smart Enough To Spell.

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Quick PSA

This is Pencil

Pencil met One

One loveddd zaza

Pencil tried

Addicted

Pencil died

Never do zazaza.

That's Not What Happened. You Know I See All, Hear All, And Know All, Right?

Now, If You Excuse Me, I'm Off To Do Tianeptine!

[ask-2763-xfohv]

Now, This Is What I'd Call A Higher Life Form!

I Bet It's Immortal And Kills You With A Single Touch.