Field of Dead Sunflowers

@ask-2p-russian

Description? Well I've been described as big, scary and nasty. But I prefer tall, dark, and handsome. It is only matter of opinion, I suppose, and I probably won't like your opinion. I'm told I'm here to answer questions, but even just giving you the time of day seems troublesome. We'll just have to see how it goes.

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I heard there was another version of me out there that wears an eye patch.

So I wanted to see if I looked any good in an eye patch!

#((He is an actual 5 year old who thinks eyepatches are really cool))#ask-2p-russian #((I'm really soRRY OMg))

((this blog has almost 600 followers and I like never update! y'all need to go home!!))

#((I don't update why do you people like this blog??))#((OOC))

((I just wanted to share this little jem with you guys. On the left is the first picture posted to this blog asking for questions, and then on the right is the latest picture I posted asking for questions/coming back this is the change from 2013 to 2014))

#((OOC))#ashi speaks

NO. NEXT WEEK! OF COURSE NOW GO MAN GO!!!!

I'm going!!

IVAN BRO IT BABY TIME

wHAT?!

sHIT! CRAP! nOW?

*hands you a #1 dad shirt* Congrats

Hey thanks!

Sofia spit up on my other one so I needed a replacement

#p2-femcanada #ask-2p-russian #Ivy the daddy

..hmm?

Oh, sorry, not right now.

#((this is the face of a broken man lol))#Ivy the daddy #ask-the-veggie-missus #askfemcanadaaa #ask-2p-russian

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Alright everyone!!

Ask box I OPEN! Come as me your questions!!

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((Yes I am going to be that loser who self-promos!! I just made this blog so you can hit me up there too if you want!!))

#((I wanted a 1p blog ok))#((OOC))#Ashi Speaks

askotakualfred replied to your post:Well gosh you're pretty good looking mister

You’d look better with some bows in your hair to show a more softer side O<O you look pretty tough the way you are now so hot pink bows would do =7= *Shot*

Heh- Sorry there bud, I think i look mighty fine just the way I am. Maybe next time

#I can't say im a fan of pink anyway #askotakualfred #ask-2p-russian

Well gosh you're pretty good looking mister

Heh thanks!

I get that a lot!

#ask-miss2pengland #ask-2p-russian

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hey 'Negotiator'!! Have you been spreading rumors around again?!

But it’s not. And since it’s not, could “Daddy” please take her for a little while? I’m feeling extremely ill, and need to lay down. Now.

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'Daddy??' Take who?? Tinkerbell you ain’t makin’ no sense! You look like death warmed over, are you sure you aren’t sick and delusional??

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Hey! You ain’t exactly fit for a king, either!

Listen here, you big dumb idiot! YOU. HAVE. A. CHILD. Because of some magic anon crap, we’re going to be parent’s for awhile and…

Jesus, why would I make this shit up?! I’m not delusional, or drunk, or dead! I’m….I’m jus-

It just has to be!!

First I’m brought this child of my ex-boyfriend/best friend, then he refuses to believe me at all when I try to tell him that I need him and his help, and now this?!!? How can it get any worse?!!? Someone just shoot me!! DO IT!

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