Don't eat the frosting~

Hello~ welcome to our world! We're earth's personal species of psychopaths! Don't stay too long else you might learn something you shouldn't~ (NO NSFW [except maybe some blood and a tiny bit of gore] No cussing either. M!A: None DA Page:...

[ask-2pnothuman]

A species of insanity

Has challenged humanity

Centuries of fear

Have now been made clear

More will switch sides than ever before

Because all is fair in love and war

(the lyrics in the comic are from Fall out boy: Pheonix)

[ask-2pnothuman]

(Me on New years)

(Sorry not updating, gotten bored of this AU, but have an Oliver burning in Hell)

[sourtomatola]

Okay finally! Sorry it's a little borring, I do have better plans. Intro: Not Human Kingdom: Blyu kingdom intro Pt:2

[sourtomatola]

Not Human Kingdom: Blyu kingdom intro

WELCOME MY PRETTIES TO ANOTHER RING OF HELL! tHE RING OF AU'S!!! Yep. Kingdom AU (got the idea from the fact that so many people wanted to see Oliver and Al in royal clothing) So, this will be the ...

So many people kept asking to see characters as royalty, I decided to go for it ^^

[ask-2pnothuman]

Flavio in fight club. Something no one has ever asked for. Because no one talks about fight club. *Cough* it’s under Andre’s Bar*cough*

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(Made this a couple days ago, I just had to buy the app to post it >3<)

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OKay yeah this ones a little dark, but I tried to make it as PG as possible, I really did. Also I was going to cut it in half and make it two chapters and have the second start with Evalin on the b...

(And here’s this crap again...)

[ask-2pnothuman]

IMMA DRAG THIS MOFO OUT AS LONG AS I CAN! Just watch, the last chapter of this will come out when I'm on my deathbed Allen's such a troll, I'm sorry XDD Also I swear I totally forgot about Guntr ev...

(Look what I finally decided to continue XD)

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((I miss shading like this :’D ))

[ask-2pnothuman]

so monsieur.... would you like some tea??

Oliver: Oh yes I would love some!

[ask-2pnothuman]

'Present for you~'

[sourtomatola]

*Has a first aid kit* Oh hey dude! I've got this for your injuries! We have tons of water! almost 70% of the earth has water on its surface... I think

“My species lives off of water, I come from an ice planet you see…My, you earthlings do vary in appearances don’t you…? You look very different from the last one I saw…”

[ask-alien-usa]

If anyone knows most about earth, it’s probs me. So just ask if you’re curious.

Judging from appearances, You’re an ice dweller. And royalty eh? What’s royalty doin’ on Earth? 

[sourtomatola]

“Oh, really? I’m sorry, I didn’t know earth had foreigners…My planet doesn’t get many visitors from the weather…And…as for what I’m doing here…I uh, was on my honeymoon but our ship was sabotaged… I’m princess Muriah by the way, very nice to meet you.”

“May I please have some water right now, I’m hungry…”

[ask-alien-usa]

Lucky you’re not trying to pull yourself off of a peice of metal.

Nice to meet you miss Muriah. Sagadi miambra keyoche ckemembo. Tengo kiatre. (I welcome you here as, unfortunately you’ll stay for a long while)

[sourtomatola]

“Thank you so very much, My kind lives off of water and…I think it’s called salt here…?”

[ask-garnet-dragon]

@ask-2pnothuman

Now c'mon, I wanna go get some vodka.

[ask-2pnothuman]

Oliver: Well alrighty then, Where would you like to go?

[ask-garnet-dragon]

There’s a pub close by if you don’t mind going there.

[ask-2pnothuman]

Oliver: Alright, I hope they have blood there ^^

[ask-garnet-dragon]

Well, they might. Lots of people from my mafia go there so they have many different choices for drinks.

[ask-2pnothuman]

Oliver: oh wonderful! I must warn you, I'm a lightweight...

[sourtomatola]

Where am I…?

(Askbox open!!)

[ask-2pnothuman]

(My new blog!! I wanted to join the alien group XD)

[askbountyhunterjones]

WISHING ALL OF YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS from All of US!

(Ornaments in order from left to right)

@askbountyhunterjones, @imp-a-dorkis, @ask-drink-pepsi, @ask-hitman-amelia, @askthe2pgenderfluidamerica, @askthemountainstates, @askmrcarmine, @ask2pcardverseusa,  @femcanada-maddie-williams, @ask-elsalvador, @ask-monster-hunter-jones, @askparttimerjones, @ask-2pnothuman, @ask-alien-usa, @dgs-nyo2pamerica-ella, @natethetenofspades, @ask-blogger-ollie, @askwitchy2pnyousa, @agatesilverandtopaz

Thank you so much for everyone participating in this little event! It’s a lot of fun seeing all the different sorts of ornaments from all over tumblr! Thanks again for making this event a success! And HAPPY NEW YEARS!

[ask-alien-francis-blog]

https://join.me/KingSpoopy come say hi ^^

[just-shower-thoughts]

“He’s nice, once you get to know him.” is a just a nice way of saying, “He’s an asshole, but you’ll get used to it.”

[ask-2pnothuman]

((No, it’s a round about way to say “He’ll become a better person after knowing you”))