i love my cat???

Hello ! My name is Conrad, welcome to my blog. Cat memes. Feel free to ask whatever you want! [Messages and roleplays are allowed he he he!] [He loves his cat. My main is gaynjii !]

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[ask-900-conrad]

Too bad I'm giving you cats anyways.

[ask-900-conrad]

Can I give you a cat? Or two? Or five?

"Oh, of course you can!" Conrad said with a smile.

[ask-900-conrad]

How are you feeling? Are you hungry or lonely? Happy or what? 'u'

"I'm feeling pretty happy! I have no reason not to be. Hunger isn't really something I can feel, and loneliness isn't an issue."

"Although... I suppose sometimes I get down. But everyone does! It's just a part of life, having ups and downs."

[ask-900-conrad]

What would you do if I told you I'm a deviant made of scrap parts?

"I don't know... I'd probably just be indifferent seeing as I'm a deviant too? Maybe a little concerned about you being made of scraps."

[dumpsterreed-deactivated2019090]

hi!!! i hope you're doing well detective ^v^ !! - ask-900-conrad 💙

As well as I can be dear Conrad

[ask-900-conrad]

Absolutely splendid, keep trying your best!

[dumpsterreed-deactivated2019090]

You keep doing your best darling!

[ask-900-conrad]

I will certainly try my hardest, thank you Detective!

[dumpsterreed-deactivated2019090]

hi!!! i hope you're doing well detective ^v^ !! - ask-900-conrad 💙

As well as I can be dear Conrad

[ask-900-conrad]

Absolutely splendid, keep trying your best!

[ask-900-conrad]

(( howdy y'all…. !! ive been kinda Nerbous! to ask but im open to messages and rp! ive been thorsting for some Quality Roleplay so… !! yeah. if you wish to my messages/ask box are open af

[ask-900-conrad]

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[ask-900-conrad]

"Fuck me." (Ur one and only coffee-asshxle)

“I refuse, instead! I’ll deck you in the face >:3c”

[coffee-asshxle]

“Deck me, Daddy 😩”

[ask-900-conrad]

“I need an adult”

[coffee-asshxle]

“I’m an adult, Conrad. I love you.”

[ask-900-conrad]

“Oh yeah thanks. Love you too ^w^”

[coffee-asshxle]

He smiled brightly and hugged him. Awwwww.

[ask-900-conrad]

He hugs back!

[ask-900-conrad]

"Fuck me." (Ur one and only coffee-asshxle)

“I refuse, instead! I’ll deck you in the face >:3c”

[coffee-asshxle]

“Deck me, Daddy 😩”

[ask-900-conrad]

“I need an adult”

[coffee-asshxle]

“I’m an adult, Conrad. I love you.”

[ask-900-conrad]

"Oh yeah thanks. Love you too ^w^"

[ask-900-conrad]

"Fuck me." (Ur one and only coffee-asshxle)

“I refuse, instead! I’ll deck you in the face >:3c”

[coffee-asshxle]

“Deck me, Daddy 😩”

[ask-900-conrad]

"I need an adult"

[ask-900-conrad]

"Fuck me." (Ur one and only coffee-asshxle)

"I refuse, instead! I'll deck you in the face >:3c"

[newtlesbian]

due to personal reasons im evil now

[whimsical-vanilla]

[bvnnydolll]

Hey everyone!! I am opening up my commissions right now, I really only need five dollars so I’ll probably only take a few. Just message me if you’re interested, I also only accept payments through PayPal.

Please don’t contact me expecting for me to do nsfw, fetish art, or anything similar.

I’m taking 2-3 commissions!

[ask-900-conrad]

(( yeet

[ask-900-conrad]

(( howdy y'all.... !! ive been kinda Nerbous! to ask but im open to messages and rp! ive been thorsting for some Quality Roleplay so... !! yeah. if you wish to my messages/ask box are open af

[ask-900-conrad]

Hey, you seem like a soft person. How much soft are you? 😚🌸

“Well … My sweater is soft, I have no idea about myself though..”

[bluebloodedsweater]

I like soft and blue things. Can I touch your sweater? 😊🌸

[ask-900-conrad]

“Yes you can,” Conrad showed a faint smile as he held out his arm.

[bluebloodedsweater]

She putted her hands to Conrad’s arm and petted it. “It’s actualy soft. Like if you pet a cat.”

[ask-900-conrad]

Conrad looked at her as she pet his arms, his smile not fading. “Really? I’m happy that my sweater is that soffft!”

[bluebloodedsweater]

She couldn’t help but smile back. “You know I love sweaters so much. It’s a pity that they can be worn only in winter.”

[ask-900-conrad]

“Sweaters with no sleeves,” Conrad said almost immediately in response to her.

[bluebloodedsweater]

“Sleeveless sweaters are not real sweaters. They look sassy, not sweet.”

[ask-900-conrad]

Connor frowned just a bit, kind of liking how sleeveless sweaters looked. He nodded, soon returning to his happy attitude, “Alright, I respect that”

[bluebloodedsweater]

“Anyway, it shouldn’t be a problem for you.” She hinted at the fact that he’s an android.

[ask-900-conrad]

“Well… You’re correct, it won’t necassarily be a problem but …” His voice trailed off as he began to fidget with his hands.

[bluebloodedsweater]

Seems like she brought up a sore subject. “But?”

[ask-900-conrad]

“I-” Conrad cut himself off, looking away, “Nevermind,” He shows the girl a smile again, “It’s no big deal”

[bluebloodedsweater]

“Hey, if you mean some people don’t like androids, i’m not like them!” She tried her best to remedy the situation.

[ask-900-conrad]

“I didn’t think you were it just… Your wording threw me off a bit,” He said with a soft voice “My sincerest apologies”

[bluebloodedsweater]

Softness of his voice made her smile again. “That’s alright! But what’s wrong with my wording?” She was a little confused.

[ask-900-conrad]

“You seemed to phrase the.. you.. weirdly.” Conrad messed with his sleeves, his brows furrowing a bit as he thought.

[bluebloodedsweater]

“Oh, I see. I’ll try not to do it again. And…” She put her hand on his shoulder still smiled. “Don’t worry, okay?”

[ask-900-conrad]

Conrad pulled her into a very gentle hug. It felt so light! “I won’t, thank you.”

[bluebloodedsweater]

Damn, she felt like she was hugged by cloud. “Y… you’re welcome!” With a little delay she hugged that cloud back. She whispered faintly: “So soft…”

[ask-900-conrad]

"Am I that soft?" Conrad laughs softly as he pulled from the hug.

[ask-900-conrad]

Hey, you seem like a soft person. How much soft are you? 😚🌸

“Well … My sweater is soft, I have no idea about myself though..”

[bluebloodedsweater]

I like soft and blue things. Can I touch your sweater? 😊🌸

[ask-900-conrad]

“Yes you can,” Conrad showed a faint smile as he held out his arm.

[bluebloodedsweater]

She putted her hands to Conrad’s arm and petted it. “It’s actualy soft. Like if you pet a cat.”

[ask-900-conrad]

Conrad looked at her as she pet his arms, his smile not fading. “Really? I’m happy that my sweater is that soffft!”

[bluebloodedsweater]

She couldn’t help but smile back. “You know I love sweaters so much. It’s a pity that they can be worn only in winter.”

[ask-900-conrad]

“Sweaters with no sleeves,” Conrad said almost immediately in response to her.

[bluebloodedsweater]

“Sleeveless sweaters are not real sweaters. They look sassy, not sweet.”

[ask-900-conrad]

Connor frowned just a bit, kind of liking how sleeveless sweaters looked. He nodded, soon returning to his happy attitude, “Alright, I respect that”

[bluebloodedsweater]

“Anyway, it shouldn’t be a problem for you.” She hinted at the fact that he’s an android.

[ask-900-conrad]

“Well… You’re correct, it won’t necassarily be a problem but …” His voice trailed off as he began to fidget with his hands.

[bluebloodedsweater]

Seems like she brought up a sore subject. “But?”

[ask-900-conrad]

“I-” Conrad cut himself off, looking away, “Nevermind,” He shows the girl a smile again, “It’s no big deal”

[bluebloodedsweater]

“Hey, if you mean some people don’t like androids, i’m not like them!” She tried her best to remedy the situation.

[ask-900-conrad]

“I didn’t think you were it just… Your wording threw me off a bit,” He said with a soft voice “My sincerest apologies”

[bluebloodedsweater]

Softness of his voice made her smile again. “That’s alright! But what’s wrong with my wording?” She was a little confused.

[ask-900-conrad]

“You seemed to phrase the.. you.. weirdly.” Conrad messed with his sleeves, his brows furrowing a bit as he thought.

[bluebloodedsweater]

“Oh, I see. I’ll try not to do it again. And…” She put her hand on his shoulder still smiled. “Don’t worry, okay?”

[ask-900-conrad]

Conrad pulled her into a very gentle hug. It felt so light! "I won't, thank you."