nothing in my head but glasses and violence

uncontrollable around horned and bespectacled men & women

[hentairobot]

actually, there's cum again!

[robinade]

In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):

1-Minute Typing Test — TypingTest.now

The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.

➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.

➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.

*typingtest.now, typingtestgo.com, typerworld.com

[sharkgirldick]

Boob job from a girl with big naturals...?

[juniepops]

[kimpining]

this bit. immense. more vast than the sea.

[kikueatgoo]

#sfw #artfight ｜ For rainsonder of Nuru 💚👙🏐

[cerastes]

Something I’ve noticed is

THAT PEOPLE POKE THEIR NOSE WHERE IT DOESN’T BELONG!

[corrucyst]

reverse portmanteau robot

takes a random word and separates it into two separate words

for example

me:

bartman

reverse portmanteau robot:

bitch fartman

[portmanteau-bot]

bartman.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘bitch fartman’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help keep my meatbag slave alive.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

[ziridotmidi]

[kyousukebei]

1. | 2. 

王八蛋炒饭 (@truffleduster)

[a-titty-ninja]

[helenvaughans]

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[koyoriin]

autumn // FFXIV commission for destroyer914!

[ bluesky | patreon | instagram | twitter | prints | clothing ]

[vivlily]

Long loooong luuumi

intended snake maid viewing here, but she's cute no matter how you look at her, right? Right.

[hentairobot]

accidentallied into the strongest build in the game on relink tee hee

[hentairobot]

im sick of summer. who the fuck likes summer. who the fuck likes being butt ass naked in bed no cover and still sweating your tits off except the air is soup so your sweat goes nowhere but soaking into your fucking sheets and god forbid if you open your fucking window for 30 seconds to even begin to rectify it (which doesnt work because its still fucking hot at night) unlimited fucking flies and ants and stupid fucking bugs harass you forever

WHO FUCKING LIKES THIS???

[hentairobot]

plunge this planet into an eternal ice age for the love of fucking god i never want to see the sun again in my entire life

[thememedaddy]