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!!!PINNED POST!!!

Wow, there’s so many people here now! Ahem. Hi! I’m Skylar Specs. Welcome to ~the blog~, where you can meet and talk with your favorite dateables!

What is a dateable you might ask! Well, it’s any object or concept you can see through your dateviators - thats me - and try to date! Every dateable in the Mod's house has agreed to be part of this little project, so feel free to ask for anyone!

We do have some rules though... Please take care to read them!

!!!RULES!!!

Mod Sap here! I'm here making sure nothing off kilter happens. Here's some rules to keep everyone safe!

>No NSFW asks allowed!

>No approaching characters romantically if you're a minor!

>Please trust that we'll get to your ask eventually (unless it breaks a rule, of course) and don't spam! Sending it one or two extra times if you're nervous is fine, but don't overwhelm the ask box!

>That's all so far, but we might add more as more asks come in. Have fun!

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can I get a hug, Kristof? You look like you give great hugs ❤️

COME AT ME, LAM!!!!

(it seems he is prepared to test his strength... on your bones)

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The week with the heart monitor is over and it’s off now thank you for keeping morale up as always Mr Nukem anyways your chassis is always awesome no matter if I have medical equipment stuck to my chest or not -☢️

And I'm sure your heart monitor looked quite admirable on you, Ranger! Truly, a testament to your bravery! You should be proud. Now tell me...

You're... doing, alright? Heart still good? Because I'm here for you if anything happens and I want to be my most alert self! So just...

Be safe, will you?

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What would Dutch Dorian look like? I’ve heard that he would either be two Tiny Dorian’s stacked on top of each other, or have four arms, or is it something completely different?

I’ve heard revolving Dorian is just a pole dancer. Idk I’m curious. We’ve seen Tiny Dorian and… (insert me trying not to have a gay panic) Trap Dorian…

What would other forms of doors look like?

(May I be 🫙?)

...

(deep breath)

He's double jointed.

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Lyric, your appearance is like super cool but I've always wondered if those papers of yours are like a skirt or like.. a tail. Like are you like a genie or something? Either way it's super cool. very chic

Why, thank you! I am quite fond of this form of mine.

It is actually the amalgamation of thousands of years of writing, dating back to ancient Mesopotamia. I am quite the old concept, you know. I've had many forms, dating back to the ages of stone tablets and cave writings - But I've long since developed more delicate features. Sometimes, I miss those days... I was less pliable. More sturdy. More... Just more.

I am not a jinni, but... These pages do function more as a tail, and I can fly. I used to enjoy traveling deeply, seeing all the writers of the world working on their projects, but with the rise of AI, I've taken less and less pleasure from it. Now, I'm more of a homebody, floating from room to room.

But it's not all bad! I have so much time to work on my own projects, now! Maybe I can even show you some time?

I-If you want!

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((no longer hiding behind anon yippeee))

so timothy, so long as a date is scheduled, is there anything in particular you'd like to do during it? not that i'm asking you out, or anything... just curious... haha 😥

Leryn! Well, I normally tend to schedule a date based on my partners wants and needs... But since you asked...

I'm partial to a simple date. If we didn't know each other very well, I would enjoy going out to eat. We would study an array of restaurants and their menus to ensure both of us will be satisfied with our meal, arrive (either together or separately) and make small talk with the host, before being seated at our reserved table. Then, just… talk. Eat when the food arrives, of course, but I much prefer to talking aspect. We would each take our times enjoying the meal before, hopefully, ending the night with a kiss…?

How does that sound?

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volt! you have such beautiful hair, but would it shock someone if they ran their hands through it?

I'm told it's more of a soft tickle. Would you like to feel?

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HI MOD SO HAPPY YOU’RE BACK I HOPE YOU’RE DOING WELL WE MISSED YOU

hi anon!! it's so good to be back!!

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hey there Errol, hope you're doing well! I wanted to ask if you like to read anything besides your scripture? any genres you enjoy? :)

Absolutely not. As a Friar and defender of the Scripture, it is my sworn duty to study the Word and spread its message. I don't have time to muddle my mind with any other earthly concerns.

Don't listen to anyone who says otherwise! They are heathens and liars!

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((MOD SAP HEREI MISS YOU DATE EVERYTHING NATION!!!))

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For Dante: Who in the house do you get along with? Any close friends if you're comfortable sharing?

Oh, yeah, totally! There's Koa, Abel, Telly and Connie in the living room - Oh, and Chairemi, when she's off work. Maggie and Keyes are cool, too, and Lux is a lot of fun...

I recently met Artt and Sk - I mean, xxXShadowLord420Xxx... Hah. But they're awesome, too.

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Koa, darling, where did you get your awesome shoes??

The cordwainers. The objects they use are very creative, aren't they?

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For Mac, what are your thoughts on laptops? Are they like your cousins or just a slight alteration from computers?

Well, the main difference between laptops and desktops are just their size. Depending on the type of laptop you have, though, capabilities are the same. Think Little Dorian, but... me, instead.

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Luke!! How do you feel when food accidently explodes inside the microwave or if food is forgotten in it?

(I'm a repeat offender of the last thing, no judge.)

Ranger, I deal with Swarmers and sandpits all day, every day...

I'm perfectly capable of dealing with some old food and soup spills. Especially if I have someone help me clean it out, which I usually do.

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(Hey OP, just wanted to ask if your drawing requests are still open :3 No worries if not, feel free to ignore this etc! No pressure :> )

they sure are!! message me with your request any time <3

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Cabrizzio!! I found out from my aunt that apparently we have direct family living in Rome! I'm Italian-American so this is super exciting, it gives me an excuse to visit Italy someday - if I ever get the chance to go, I'd love to make it a trip for two~

Amore, nothing would make me happier. Perhaps I can even meet your family... No, no, I'm ahead of myself once again. But it would be an honor.

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hey Errol! do you have any favorite recipes for the air fryer? :)

I do, my lamb! How kind of you to ask.

Spring rolls, from the grocery store work fine. Cooked to perfection in 12 minutes at 350 heat. A wonderful addition to a meal of rice of any kind, cooked at 370 heat for 10 minutes... or perhaps a salad, so long as it is not tainted by dressing.

The thought of vinaigrette on perfectly fine food alone can be... upsetting, to some. I hope I have not disturbed you...