Anon

[cynic-eel]

GREETINGS, FELLOW PDQ-88B LOVERS!!

If you’re as curious as me, you’ve probably seen these little protruding metal bars on Securitrons and thought “what function do they serve? what is their purpose?”

I’m happy to say that, after countless hours of research and sleepless nights, I have an answer for you all.

They are the Securitron’s “love handles” and they are meant to be held.

That’s right! The chassis of a Securitron has a sizeable circumference, which makes it hard fo a person to wrap their arms around them to give them a hug. So, in order to optimize the action of giving your Securitron companion an affectionate squeeze, these bars were welded onto the lower more slender part of their body. You can wrap your arms around them via resting them on their love handles or go for the “side squeeze” route- whatever way works best for you and your PDQ-88b beloved!

Just remember- Securitrons deserve respect too! If your Securitron sweetheart doesn’t want you to touch their love handles, then DO NOT TOUCH THEIR LOVE HANDLES!

Trust that you will be dealt with accordingly if you disregard their boundaries.

Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk! Go forth and adore Securitrons responsibly!

[the-arcade-doctor]

[the-arcade-doctor]

Happy July 4th--

DOWN WITH THE EPSTEIN PEDOPHILE CABAL

DOWN WITH THE UNITED STATES OF ISREAL

DOWN WITH THE GROUP OF NARCISSISTIC FUCKS WHO WILL GLADLY DESTROY THE WORLD ITSELF IF IT MEANS WE DON'T GET TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT THEIR INFLUENCE

DOWN WITH THE GROUP OF PRIVILEGED OLD WITHERING SOON-TO-BE CORPSES WHO THINK IF THEY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, AND DO ENOUGH EVIL FROM THEIR STUPID MANIPULATIVE FAIRY TALE BOOKS, THEY CAN LIVE FOREVER

NOBODY LIVES FOREVER AND I PROMISE THE EMPIRE YOU ALL BUILT WILL BE OVERJOYED TO FORGET YOU AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE

AND DOWN WITH THE TUMBLR STAFF WHO WILL TRY AND RESIST THIS MESSAGE

[ask-a-literal-anon]

now that i think about it i was a horrid little POS back in 2020-2024. I am so sorry for whoever i fucked over.

This reminds me of some other corny motivational thing that i might say, but like, people change. Sometimes you may not see it, sometimes you may not. Sometimes they will never change and at that rate, what can you do?

And that makes me think that maybe everyone has their flaws and everyone’s problematic in some way.

This post sounds corny but i think its true

[ask-a-literal-anon]

old account. Prob might delete all my other blogs since i dont rlly use them. Might redo this blog ngl.

[a-different-player]

A boy was looking at himself, confused. " What the fuck? " He mumbled, " The fuck happened to me? Is this some sorta M!A shit? Cause if it is, someone's gonna get their ass kicked. " He mumbled,

" OKAY, BUT THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT THIS IS THAT I LOOK FINE AND MY CHEST IS FLAT. FUCK YEAH!! " He cheered, what did he mean? Boy's chests are normally flat, well, unless they take surgery-

// @ask-a-literal-anon @sun-and-moon-sb @anybody who knows Player please!

[ask-a-literal-anon]

“Congratulations, kid.” An androgynous voice speaks up. Anon. You hadn’t seen them for a long time, who knows how long. “You’ve grown, player..”

[a-different-player]

Player had paused for a moment. Something was wrong, and she didn't know— Was she reliving the past?? Like with the old curses? Well, shit.

The now transformed male looked over to Anon, blinking for a moment before he recognized that face.

"Anon..? Uhm.. Hey.."

He murmured, one hand going to scratch the back of his neck. This was awkward. Player, now Autumn, had just been sent back to a REALLY old curse. She wasnt sure where she was, but it was nice to see an old friend.

"Uh.. 'm pretty sure it's like.. making me relive old curses, or something..? This is so fucking weird.. Its nice to see you again though..!"

[ask-a-literal-anon]

“Uh, yeah. I’ve kind of moved on from.. this universe, so you dont see me often as much as you used to back then. But yeah, congrats on being flat.”

[a-different-player]

A boy was looking at himself, confused. " What the fuck? " He mumbled, " The fuck happened to me? Is this some sorta M!A shit? Cause if it is, someone's gonna get their ass kicked. " He mumbled,

" OKAY, BUT THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT THIS IS THAT I LOOK FINE AND MY CHEST IS FLAT. FUCK YEAH!! " He cheered, what did he mean? Boy's chests are normally flat, well, unless they take surgery-

// @ask-a-literal-anon @sun-and-moon-sb @anybody who knows Player please!

[ask-a-literal-anon]

“Congratulations, kid.” An androgynous voice speaks up. Anon. You hadn’t seen them for a long time, who knows how long. “You’ve grown, player..”

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[queensparklekitten]

rapid-fire reblogging 10 times in a row in order to torture my followers

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

REBLOGGING BECAUSE THIS POST IS BEAUTIFUL AND IT’S A RARE THING TO SEE THE ORIGINAL ONE

[b00bconnoisseur]

Everytime i see this im like “ok this is either the og one or the red dead redemption one i need to prepare myself”

[cappedcapy]

always gotta reblog the og

[plusonetm]

ALWAYS REBLOG. I WILL TAG IT SO I CAN REBLOG AGAIN

[lovethewitchofendorarchive]

AAHHH THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IVE SEEN IT AND ITS STILL SO PRETTY

[ask-a-literal-anon]

House MD..

Just saw this ask, hope you’re doing okay octo

[the-arcade-doctor]

[tatangadragon]

was thinking of making victor say something different but I figured him saying cowabummer like the original meme was funny

[melonboibeans]

just had a thought abt if securitrons had soundboards installed on the m.

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EAR SHATTERING VINE BOOM

Howdy partner! Might I say you’re looking for as a fiddle?

[localcomputer-quotes]

Are we all drawing Victor shirtless now

[ask-a-literal-anon]

zoo-wee mama.

[sneakyaxolotl]

[bearsandfire-blog]

// Just a test! Reblog it if my muse can jump in your askbox without annoying the mun!

[fearstainedxwinter]

Reblog if you are into Polyamory Shipping/Ship

It can be your OT3, or maybe your OT3+

[skywalkerchick1138]

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

[super-secret-bi-spy]

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

[minimalistfish-blog]

Cannot not reblog.

[captain-ak]

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

[skreeee34982047]

boy am i glad this has so many notes

[fandom-is-my-middle-name]

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

  “He should’ve enjoyed it.”

“She must’ve lead him on.”

“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

[winchester-cas]

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

[emeraldmercury]

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

[erynspencer2187]

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

[the-glitter-acetylcholine]

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

[larissaloki]

I love this post!

[i-am-already-panicking]

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

“Oral isn’t rape.”

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

[narfoonthenet]

A good post

[ap-kinda-lit]

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

[evil-haiku-robot]

T̼̦H̡͚̫̿Ę̮̜͜ ̲D͕̰Ḁ͒ͬY̶̮͛̀̈ ̶̳͈̕͞I͢ ̬͈ͫ͞D̷͇͢O͕ ̵̡̮̲́N̡̼̎O͏Tͦͤ̒̈͠ ̟̯͘͞ Ŗͧͮ̀ÈͥBΙ̙̙̉҉L̺Ơ̽͠Gͪ ͒T̕͠H̵̿ͪIͪS͉̤̭ ̀̿͟I̸̋͑̀S̸҉ͥ͘͘ ̵̢̤̈́͝T̜̙̊̎H͈͍̘͌͢Ë̛̳͖̟ ͉̦̀̋D͍́̕͟Ā͞Y̦҉̶ͮ̒ ͊Iͤ’̙ͥ̋͟M̞͏ͩͤ҉ ̱ B̐Ι̿U̷̓R̥ͤ̈́͋I̻ͭ͗̕̕E̽͜D̢͉̠ ̷̌ͥ̀S̵͇ͩI̔X̦́̐̈́ͮ ̨̯̰ͥͫF̨̝̮͊É̗̯̕E͌̈́̕Ṫ̖͏͕̔ ̪̻̗̥U̹ͯN̵̺D̤̄̍Ë̴R̾ͩ҉̜ ̼̀̆

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[corviacore]

I like that people included male rape victims as well! This is a good post

[waywardchica]

“They shouldn’t have gone out with someone they met online.”

[notjustamumj]

always always reblog

[dreamingathighaltitude]

This is amazing as a two time survivor it’s fucking time to hear this shit debunked! Hate has no place!

[donnaschaunamanon-deactivated20]

Can not not reblog. 

[slytherin4ever]

If I here someone say any of the sentences above…

I can’t believe some people need to hear this but RAPE IS RAPE. How can anyone excuse it? Survivors have to hear this bullshit smh. I feel so horrible for the people who have to hear this from people. I feel so horrible for the people who have had traumatizing experiences like getting raped and people don’t see how serious and scarring it can be.

[emersondarling]

^^ if any of you don’t agree please unfollow me thank u -.-

[reviewing-posts]

[100/10: TRULY A MASTERPIECE. I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST POST. IN GENERAL.]

[profeshinul-wizurd]

genuinely unfollow me if you condone rape

[1obsidians-universe1]

”she could’ve stopped him if she wanted to-“

“It’s a woman’s responsibility to take care of the kid if that happens-“

“She probably wanted it-“

“Biting it off was a little harsh-“

[bird-nobody-deactivated20240711]

I love this post

[dr3amyvanillabl0nde]

Hehe:3