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Twins
@mr-godfrey-will-see-you-now
I hate you.
No you don’t
Alright no. I don’t. But I hate this fucking post.
“This is my favourite post ever.”
I hate you all.
“Good. Hatred fuels my soul.”
I thought spite did.
"It can be fueled by several things."
Twins
@mr-godfrey-will-see-you-now
I hate you.
No you don’t
Alright no. I don’t. But I hate this fucking post.
“This is my favourite post ever.”
I hate you all.
“Good. Hatred fuels my soul.”
hey dad, I got magic-ed by an anonymous person and uuh I guess I'm your daughter for a bit??
Oh, cool! Do I still call ya Russ or somethin else?
Russ is fine! Do you have any like, feminine clothes I could steal for a bit? This is all so weird..
Uhhh I do but ppf fyvjnfuhingj not the kind you want. Maybe I can take you shopping for some actual stuff or something
Oh m y God I don’t wanna know
We could go shopping later today!
I could give you the old goth clothes I don’t wear anymore?? @ask-thefirefist
Hell yeah I can finally be the angsty emo teen I was meant to be!
Watch out @ask-negasonic-teenage-lesbian I’m coming for your brand
“So, what, you’re my sister now, Russ?”
Twins
@mr-godfrey-will-see-you-now
I hate you.
No you don’t
Alright no. I don’t. But I hate this fucking post.
“This is my favourite post ever.”
please trim your threads?
// I can certainly keep that in mind, yes. I often get replies when I’m in bed (time zones are a bitch), so I use my phone then, and I honestly can’t figure the damn app out. Because I hate it. XP But yeah, I’ll keep it in mind when I’m on my laptop, like I usually am. :3
How does axel feel about werewolves lol
“That depends. Ya mean like, Harry Potter werewolves?”
“Or like, actual proper werewolves?”
“I like actual werewolves, they’re cool. Would probably kill me, but at least that’d be a pretty badass way to go.”
“Hey I don’t usually kill people but hell ya I’m badass ~”
The Harry Potter werewolves look like the cancer patients in I Am Legend.
“They make me think of a mutated Rufus. Ya know, Ron Stoppable’s naked mole rat? From Kim Possible? Yeah.”
“Oh ewwww. Or like those Sphinx cats??”
*gasps* “How dare you? I own one of those cats, they are fabulous.”
“No! I’ve always wanted one of those cats. They’re so ugly that they’re cute. Kinda like you.”
“They are disgustingly adorable, yes. Hairless and gross. Which is why I named mine Wade Jr., after @ask-wade-wilson.
Hey, how dare!?”
OMFGgggg Bill Skarsgård is talking to himself
Okay, Green Lantern.
“I love you, Roman!”
guess I’m killing me some Skarsgard’s today
I’d like to see you try. Good luck trying to kill an Upir, Cancer Man.
Don’t know what the fuck an upchuck is, but I’ve killed the entire Marvel Universe in a comic series. I’m sure I can kill you too if I wanna
Upchuck? Really? You of all people couldn’t come up with something better than upchuck?
Anyway like I said good luck. Remember your ex-wife? Shiklah? Yeah we’re similar so have fun. 😘
Man you even do the dumb kissy emojis like Thottywise does. Gonna be funner to fight ya! Funner funner funner me likey that word
Funner isn’t a word but go off I guess? Come at me, Wilson. Bet I’ll win.
Nah. I mean ya can’t kill me, so like I gotta win ya know. It’s like science or some shit
Just because I can’t kill you doesn’t mean you’ll win. Just saying.
“What would happen if we like, put him in a box filled with my acid? Would he just regenerate, die, regenerate, die, etc?”
“Pretty sure he was burnt to ash and came back. So I think he would just constantly regenerate and die. I read that somewhere. But I’m always up for an experiment!”
“Sounds interesting, I wanna try it.
Wade! We wanna try a thing.”
Wade no likey that idea
“You never like my ideas! “Axel, don’t demonstrate your powers,” “Axel, don’t test how flammable your acidic breath is inside my home,” “Axel, don’t parachute from helicopters, the result will be bloody as fuck.” Still not sure why you’re so against that last one.“
Boy just waTCH MY MOVIE,,,,wait,,, fuck just ya know, ya gotta trust your leader
"Yeah, okay, suuuure.
... I legit forget you're the leader of the team. Feels like it should be anyone else. Domino, or Peter, or even Russell. Just... not you."
How does axel feel about werewolves lol
“That depends. Ya mean like, Harry Potter werewolves?”
“Or like, actual proper werewolves?”
“I like actual werewolves, they’re cool. Would probably kill me, but at least that’d be a pretty badass way to go.”
“Hey I don’t usually kill people but hell ya I’m badass ~”
The Harry Potter werewolves look like the cancer patients in I Am Legend.
“They make me think of a mutated Rufus. Ya know, Ron Stoppable’s naked mole rat? From Kim Possible? Yeah.”
“Oh ewwww. Or like those Sphinx cats??”
*gasps* “How dare you? I own one of those cats, they are fabulous.”
“No! I’ve always wanted one of those cats. They’re so ugly that they’re cute. Kinda like you.”
“They are disgustingly adorable, yes. Hairless and gross. Which is why I named mine Wade Jr., after @ask-wade-wilson.
Hey, how dare!?”
OMFGgggg Bill Skarsgård is talking to himself
Okay, Green Lantern.
“I love you, Roman!”
guess I’m killing me some Skarsgard’s today
I’d like to see you try. Good luck trying to kill an Upir, Cancer Man.
Don’t know what the fuck an upchuck is, but I’ve killed the entire Marvel Universe in a comic series. I’m sure I can kill you too if I wanna
Upchuck? Really? You of all people couldn’t come up with something better than upchuck?
Anyway like I said good luck. Remember your ex-wife? Shiklah? Yeah we’re similar so have fun. 😘
Man you even do the dumb kissy emojis like Thottywise does. Gonna be funner to fight ya! Funner funner funner me likey that word
Funner isn’t a word but go off I guess? Come at me, Wilson. Bet I’ll win.
Nah. I mean ya can’t kill me, so like I gotta win ya know. It’s like science or some shit
Just because I can’t kill you doesn’t mean you’ll win. Just saying.
“What would happen if we like, put him in a box filled with my acid? Would he just regenerate, die, regenerate, die, etc?”
“Pretty sure he was burnt to ash and came back. So I think he would just constantly regenerate and die. I read that somewhere. But I’m always up for an experiment!”
“Sounds interesting, I wanna try it.
Wade! We wanna try a thing.”
Wade no likey that idea
"You never like my ideas! "Axel, don't demonstrate your powers," "Axel, don't test how flammable your acidic breath is inside my home," "Axel, don't parachute from helicopters, the result will be bloody as fuck." Still not sure why you're so against that last one."
How does axel feel about werewolves lol
“That depends. Ya mean like, Harry Potter werewolves?”
“Or like, actual proper werewolves?”
“I like actual werewolves, they’re cool. Would probably kill me, but at least that’d be a pretty badass way to go.”
“Hey I don’t usually kill people but hell ya I’m badass ~”
The Harry Potter werewolves look like the cancer patients in I Am Legend.
“They make me think of a mutated Rufus. Ya know, Ron Stoppable’s naked mole rat? From Kim Possible? Yeah.”
“Oh ewwww. Or like those Sphinx cats??”
*gasps* “How dare you? I own one of those cats, they are fabulous.”
“No! I’ve always wanted one of those cats. They’re so ugly that they’re cute. Kinda like you.”
“They are disgustingly adorable, yes. Hairless and gross. Which is why I named mine Wade Jr., after @ask-wade-wilson.
Hey, how dare!?”
OMFGgggg Bill Skarsgård is talking to himself
Okay, Green Lantern.
“I love you, Roman!”
guess I’m killing me some Skarsgard’s today
I’d like to see you try. Good luck trying to kill an Upir, Cancer Man.
Don’t know what the fuck an upchuck is, but I’ve killed the entire Marvel Universe in a comic series. I’m sure I can kill you too if I wanna
Upchuck? Really? You of all people couldn’t come up with something better than upchuck?
Anyway like I said good luck. Remember your ex-wife? Shiklah? Yeah we’re similar so have fun. 😘
“He thinks Skarsgård is an insult, he kinda sucks at this. Apparently.
Fuck, she’s hot though. Do you also transform into a giant purple monster?”
“Unfortunately, no. But Upirs are half demons so I’ve got that going for me.”
@ask-wade-wilson
“Dude is that Deadpool? Awesome !”
Ye it’s moi, Wyan Weynolds
It’s Green Lantern. Careful, he’ll fail miserably at the box office. That’s his only super power.
Shit, Pennywise, low blow. Low ass blow. Ass blow. That sounds like some weird kinky shit. Fuck what was I saying. Oh yeah kick ass time.
"I rather try the kinky ass blow thing, but whatever you say."
How does axel feel about werewolves lol
“That depends. Ya mean like, Harry Potter werewolves?”
“Or like, actual proper werewolves?”
“I like actual werewolves, they’re cool. Would probably kill me, but at least that’d be a pretty badass way to go.”
“Hey I don’t usually kill people but hell ya I’m badass ~”
The Harry Potter werewolves look like the cancer patients in I Am Legend.
“They make me think of a mutated Rufus. Ya know, Ron Stoppable’s naked mole rat? From Kim Possible? Yeah.”
“Oh ewwww. Or like those Sphinx cats??”
*gasps* “How dare you? I own one of those cats, they are fabulous.”
“No! I’ve always wanted one of those cats. They’re so ugly that they’re cute. Kinda like you.”
“They are disgustingly adorable, yes. Hairless and gross. Which is why I named mine Wade Jr., after @ask-wade-wilson.
Hey, how dare!?”
OMFGgggg Bill Skarsgård is talking to himself
Okay, Green Lantern.
“I love you, Roman!”
guess I’m killing me some Skarsgard’s today
I’d like to see you try. Good luck trying to kill an Upir, Cancer Man.
Don’t know what the fuck an upchuck is, but I’ve killed the entire Marvel Universe in a comic series. I’m sure I can kill you too if I wanna
Upchuck? Really? You of all people couldn’t come up with something better than upchuck?
Anyway like I said good luck. Remember your ex-wife? Shiklah? Yeah we’re similar so have fun. 😘
Man you even do the dumb kissy emojis like Thottywise does. Gonna be funner to fight ya! Funner funner funner me likey that word
Funner isn’t a word but go off I guess? Come at me, Wilson. Bet I’ll win.
Nah. I mean ya can’t kill me, so like I gotta win ya know. It’s like science or some shit
Just because I can’t kill you doesn’t mean you’ll win. Just saying.
“What would happen if we like, put him in a box filled with my acid? Would he just regenerate, die, regenerate, die, etc?”
“Pretty sure he was burnt to ash and came back. So I think he would just constantly regenerate and die. I read that somewhere. But I’m always up for an experiment!”
"Sounds interesting, I wanna try it.
Wade! We wanna try a thing."
How does axel feel about werewolves lol
“That depends. Ya mean like, Harry Potter werewolves?”
“Or like, actual proper werewolves?”
“I like actual werewolves, they’re cool. Would probably kill me, but at least that’d be a pretty badass way to go.”
“Hey I don’t usually kill people but hell ya I’m badass ~”
The Harry Potter werewolves look like the cancer patients in I Am Legend.
“They make me think of a mutated Rufus. Ya know, Ron Stoppable’s naked mole rat? From Kim Possible? Yeah.”
“Oh ewwww. Or like those Sphinx cats??”
*gasps* “How dare you? I own one of those cats, they are fabulous.”
“No! I’ve always wanted one of those cats. They’re so ugly that they’re cute. Kinda like you.”
“They are disgustingly adorable, yes. Hairless and gross. Which is why I named mine Wade Jr., after @ask-wade-wilson.
Hey, how dare!?”
OMFGgggg Bill Skarsgård is talking to himself
Okay, Green Lantern.
“I love you, Roman!”
guess I’m killing me some Skarsgard’s today
I’d like to see you try. Good luck trying to kill an Upir, Cancer Man.
Don’t know what the fuck an upchuck is, but I’ve killed the entire Marvel Universe in a comic series. I’m sure I can kill you too if I wanna
Upchuck? Really? You of all people couldn’t come up with something better than upchuck?
Anyway like I said good luck. Remember your ex-wife? Shiklah? Yeah we’re similar so have fun. 😘
“He thinks Skarsgård is an insult, he kinda sucks at this. Apparently.
Fuck, she’s hot though. Do you also transform into a giant purple monster?”
“Unfortunately, no. But Upirs are half demons so I’ve got that going for me.”
@ask-wade-wilson
“Dude is that Deadpool? Awesome !”
Ye it’s moi, Wyan Weynolds
It’s Green Lantern. Careful, he’ll fail miserably at the box office. That’s his only super power.
“Please actually throw a bird at him. I would love you forever.”
“Hard to throw a bird all the way from Pennsylvania, but I’ll do my best.”
"Fine, I'll do it. I'm closer. Unfortunately."
How does axel feel about werewolves lol
“That depends. Ya mean like, Harry Potter werewolves?”
“Or like, actual proper werewolves?”
“I like actual werewolves, they’re cool. Would probably kill me, but at least that’d be a pretty badass way to go.”
“Hey I don’t usually kill people but hell ya I’m badass ~”
The Harry Potter werewolves look like the cancer patients in I Am Legend.
“They make me think of a mutated Rufus. Ya know, Ron Stoppable’s naked mole rat? From Kim Possible? Yeah.”
“Oh ewwww. Or like those Sphinx cats??”
*gasps* “How dare you? I own one of those cats, they are fabulous.”
“No! I’ve always wanted one of those cats. They’re so ugly that they’re cute. Kinda like you.”
“They are disgustingly adorable, yes. Hairless and gross. Which is why I named mine Wade Jr., after @ask-wade-wilson.
Hey, how dare!?”
OMFGgggg Bill Skarsgård is talking to himself
Okay, Green Lantern.
“I love you, Roman!”
guess I’m killing me some Skarsgard’s today
I’d like to see you try. Good luck trying to kill an Upir, Cancer Man.
Don’t know what the fuck an upchuck is, but I’ve killed the entire Marvel Universe in a comic series. I’m sure I can kill you too if I wanna
Upchuck? Really? You of all people couldn’t come up with something better than upchuck?
Anyway like I said good luck. Remember your ex-wife? Shiklah? Yeah we’re similar so have fun. 😘
Man you even do the dumb kissy emojis like Thottywise does. Gonna be funner to fight ya! Funner funner funner me likey that word
Funner isn’t a word but go off I guess? Come at me, Wilson. Bet I’ll win.
Nah. I mean ya can’t kill me, so like I gotta win ya know. It’s like science or some shit
Just because I can’t kill you doesn’t mean you’ll win. Just saying.
"What would happen if we like, put him in a box filled with my acid? Would he just regenerate, die, regenerate, die, etc?"
How does axel feel about werewolves lol
“That depends. Ya mean like, Harry Potter werewolves?”
“Or like, actual proper werewolves?”
“I like actual werewolves, they’re cool. Would probably kill me, but at least that’d be a pretty badass way to go.”
“Hey I don’t usually kill people but hell ya I’m badass ~”
The Harry Potter werewolves look like the cancer patients in I Am Legend.
“They make me think of a mutated Rufus. Ya know, Ron Stoppable’s naked mole rat? From Kim Possible? Yeah.”
“Oh ewwww. Or like those Sphinx cats??”
*gasps* “How dare you? I own one of those cats, they are fabulous.”
“No! I’ve always wanted one of those cats. They’re so ugly that they’re cute. Kinda like you.”
“They are disgustingly adorable, yes. Hairless and gross. Which is why I named mine Wade Jr., after @ask-wade-wilson.
Hey, how dare!?”
OMFGgggg Bill Skarsgård is talking to himself
Okay, Green Lantern.
“I love you, Roman!”
guess I’m killing me some Skarsgard’s today
I’d like to see you try. Good luck trying to kill an Upir, Cancer Man.
Don’t know what the fuck an upchuck is, but I’ve killed the entire Marvel Universe in a comic series. I’m sure I can kill you too if I wanna
Upchuck? Really? You of all people couldn’t come up with something better than upchuck?
Anyway like I said good luck. Remember your ex-wife? Shiklah? Yeah we’re similar so have fun. 😘
“He thinks Skarsgård is an insult, he kinda sucks at this. Apparently.
Fuck, she’s hot though. Do you also transform into a giant purple monster?”
“Unfortunately, no. But Upirs are half demons so I’ve got that going for me.”
@ask-wade-wilson
“Dude is that Deadpool? Awesome !”
Ye it’s moi, Wyan Weynolds
It’s Green Lantern. Careful, he’ll fail miserably at the box office. That’s his only super power.
"Please actually throw a bird at him. I would love you forever."
How does axel feel about werewolves lol
“That depends. Ya mean like, Harry Potter werewolves?”
“Or like, actual proper werewolves?”
“I like actual werewolves, they’re cool. Would probably kill me, but at least that’d be a pretty badass way to go.”
“Hey I don’t usually kill people but hell ya I’m badass ~”
The Harry Potter werewolves look like the cancer patients in I Am Legend.
“They make me think of a mutated Rufus. Ya know, Ron Stoppable’s naked mole rat? From Kim Possible? Yeah.”
“Oh ewwww. Or like those Sphinx cats??”
*gasps* “How dare you? I own one of those cats, they are fabulous.”
“No! I’ve always wanted one of those cats. They’re so ugly that they’re cute. Kinda like you.”
“They are disgustingly adorable, yes. Hairless and gross. Which is why I named mine Wade Jr., after @ask-wade-wilson.
Hey, how dare!?”
OMFGgggg Bill Skarsgård is talking to himself
Okay, Green Lantern.
“I love you, Roman!”
guess I’m killing me some Skarsgard’s today
I’d like to see you try. Good luck trying to kill an Upir, Cancer Man.
Don’t know what the fuck an upchuck is, but I’ve killed the entire Marvel Universe in a comic series. I’m sure I can kill you too if I wanna
Upchuck? Really? You of all people couldn’t come up with something better than upchuck?
Anyway like I said good luck. Remember your ex-wife? Shiklah? Yeah we’re similar so have fun. 😘
“He thinks Skarsgård is an insult, he kinda sucks at this. Apparently.
Fuck, she’s hot though. Do you also transform into a giant purple monster?”
“Unfortunately, no. But Upirs are half demons so I’ve got that going for me.”
@ask-wade-wilson
“Dude is that Deadpool? Awesome !”
“Oh, sweetie, no. Not awesome. He sucks.”
“..I think he’s cool.. why does he suck?”
"How much time've you got? I got a long-ass list of reasons, I can go on for days."
How does axel feel about werewolves lol
“That depends. Ya mean like, Harry Potter werewolves?”
“Or like, actual proper werewolves?”
“I like actual werewolves, they’re cool. Would probably kill me, but at least that’d be a pretty badass way to go.”
“Hey I don’t usually kill people but hell ya I’m badass ~”
The Harry Potter werewolves look like the cancer patients in I Am Legend.
“They make me think of a mutated Rufus. Ya know, Ron Stoppable’s naked mole rat? From Kim Possible? Yeah.”
“Oh ewwww. Or like those Sphinx cats??”
*gasps* “How dare you? I own one of those cats, they are fabulous.”
“No! I’ve always wanted one of those cats. They’re so ugly that they’re cute. Kinda like you.”
“They are disgustingly adorable, yes. Hairless and gross. Which is why I named mine Wade Jr., after @ask-wade-wilson.
Hey, how dare!?”
OMFGgggg Bill Skarsgård is talking to himself
Okay, Green Lantern.
“I love you, Roman!”
guess I’m killing me some Skarsgard’s today
I’d like to see you try. Good luck trying to kill an Upir, Cancer Man.
Don’t know what the fuck an upchuck is, but I’ve killed the entire Marvel Universe in a comic series. I’m sure I can kill you too if I wanna
Upchuck? Really? You of all people couldn’t come up with something better than upchuck?
Anyway like I said good luck. Remember your ex-wife? Shiklah? Yeah we’re similar so have fun. 😘
“He thinks Skarsgård is an insult, he kinda sucks at this. Apparently.
Fuck, she’s hot though. Do you also transform into a giant purple monster?”
“Unfortunately, no. But Upirs are half demons so I’ve got that going for me.”
@ask-wade-wilson
“Dude is that Deadpool? Awesome !”
"Oh, sweetie, no. Not awesome. He sucks."
How does axel feel about werewolves lol
“That depends. Ya mean like, Harry Potter werewolves?”
“Or like, actual proper werewolves?”
“I like actual werewolves, they’re cool. Would probably kill me, but at least that’d be a pretty badass way to go.”
“Hey I don’t usually kill people but hell ya I’m badass ~”
The Harry Potter werewolves look like the cancer patients in I Am Legend.
“They make me think of a mutated Rufus. Ya know, Ron Stoppable’s naked mole rat? From Kim Possible? Yeah.”
“Oh ewwww. Or like those Sphinx cats??”
*gasps* “How dare you? I own one of those cats, they are fabulous.”
“No! I’ve always wanted one of those cats. They’re so ugly that they’re cute. Kinda like you.”
“They are disgustingly adorable, yes. Hairless and gross. Which is why I named mine Wade Jr., after @ask-wade-wilson.
Hey, how dare!?”
OMFGgggg Bill Skarsgård is talking to himself
Okay, Green Lantern.
“I love you, Roman!”
guess I’m killing me some Skarsgard’s today
I’d like to see you try. Good luck trying to kill an Upir, Cancer Man.
Don’t know what the fuck an upchuck is, but I’ve killed the entire Marvel Universe in a comic series. I’m sure I can kill you too if I wanna
Upchuck? Really? You of all people couldn’t come up with something better than upchuck?
Anyway like I said good luck. Remember your ex-wife? Shiklah? Yeah we’re similar so have fun. 😘
“He thinks Skarsgård is an insult, he kinda sucks at this. Apparently.
Fuck, she’s hot though. Do you also transform into a giant purple monster?”
“Unfortunately, no. But Upirs are half demons so I’ve got that going for me.”
"Eh, that's pretty hot, I'd smash."
How does axel feel about werewolves lol
“That depends. Ya mean like, Harry Potter werewolves?”
“Or like, actual proper werewolves?”
“I like actual werewolves, they’re cool. Would probably kill me, but at least that’d be a pretty badass way to go.”
“Hey I don’t usually kill people but hell ya I’m badass ~”
The Harry Potter werewolves look like the cancer patients in I Am Legend.
“They make me think of a mutated Rufus. Ya know, Ron Stoppable’s naked mole rat? From Kim Possible? Yeah.”
“Oh ewwww. Or like those Sphinx cats??”
*gasps* “How dare you? I own one of those cats, they are fabulous.”
“No! I’ve always wanted one of those cats. They’re so ugly that they’re cute. Kinda like you.”
“They are disgustingly adorable, yes. Hairless and gross. Which is why I named mine Wade Jr., after @ask-wade-wilson.
Hey, how dare!?”
OMFGgggg Bill Skarsgård is talking to himself
Okay, Green Lantern.
“I love you, Roman!”
guess I’m killing me some Skarsgard’s today
I’d like to see you try. Good luck trying to kill an Upir, Cancer Man.
Don’t know what the fuck an upchuck is, but I’ve killed the entire Marvel Universe in a comic series. I’m sure I can kill you too if I wanna
Upchuck? Really? You of all people couldn’t come up with something better than upchuck?
Anyway like I said good luck. Remember your ex-wife? Shiklah? Yeah we’re similar so have fun. 😘
Man you even do the dumb kissy emojis like Thottywise does. Gonna be funner to fight ya! Funner funner funner me likey that word
"Oh ouch, soooo hurtful. But please, do fight. I wanna post it on YouTube."
How does axel feel about werewolves lol
“That depends. Ya mean like, Harry Potter werewolves?”
“Or like, actual proper werewolves?”
“I like actual werewolves, they’re cool. Would probably kill me, but at least that’d be a pretty badass way to go.”
“Hey I don’t usually kill people but hell ya I’m badass ~”
The Harry Potter werewolves look like the cancer patients in I Am Legend.
“They make me think of a mutated Rufus. Ya know, Ron Stoppable’s naked mole rat? From Kim Possible? Yeah.”
“Oh ewwww. Or like those Sphinx cats??”
*gasps* “How dare you? I own one of those cats, they are fabulous.”
“No! I’ve always wanted one of those cats. They’re so ugly that they’re cute. Kinda like you.”
“They are disgustingly adorable, yes. Hairless and gross. Which is why I named mine Wade Jr., after @ask-wade-wilson.
Hey, how dare!?”
OMFGgggg Bill Skarsgård is talking to himself
Okay, Green Lantern.
“I love you, Roman!”
guess I’m killing me some Skarsgard’s today
I’d like to see you try. Good luck trying to kill an Upir, Cancer Man.
Don’t know what the fuck an upchuck is, but I’ve killed the entire Marvel Universe in a comic series. I’m sure I can kill you too if I wanna
Upchuck? Really? You of all people couldn’t come up with something better than upchuck?
Anyway like I said good luck. Remember your ex-wife? Shiklah? Yeah we’re similar so have fun. 😘
"He thinks Skarsgård is an insult, he kinda sucks at this. Apparently.
Fuck, she's hot though. Do you also transform into a giant purple monster?"
