Just Follow Orders

Semi-Selective / Read The Rules + "Look, I don't know what you want and for the record, I don't care either."

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Woah...

Woaaah I'm alive?

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it took me a second to realize the hackers reblogged some non scp stuff lmfao bye to those posts thats not my blog theme and never will be

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Did you get hacked?

OOC: SOMEHOW yeah. Those Porn bots seem to target inactive blogs and its one hell of a fuckin stupid way to get inactive blogs back up and running ill say /s

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YES I DID GET HACKED BUT NOT ANYMORE FUCKERS

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Hey Ulgrin mind if I just do this? *LETS THE DOGS OUT*

“I-Er- Let’s NOT DO THAT!”

“FUCK!”

“O5, We’ve got an assisted containment breach in Heavy, all four instances of SCP object 939 have been released from containment via the unclassified Humanoid SCP-!”

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“DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DO-”

“939 dash 89 has breached containment!”

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what are your coworkers like. I heard that the scientists can be real jerks to security sometimes

“Surprisingly... down in Site-19, our scientists are super quiet and hardly talk to any security or MTF unless absolutely necessary, other than that they give us simple head nods or the tiniest of waves as they walk past us to their offices or SCP containment chambers.”

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You got any SCPs you hated to come into contact with and/or capture to contain/recontain?

“SCP-457 was a Bitch to recontain after he burned his way through his containment doors. Looks like whoever his head guard was didn’t put in fire retardant Doors onto the room and of COURSE, the Head Guard of that sector Left ME in charge of 457′s recontainment.”

“Fucking Asshole...”

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Thats really interesting! Do you still think about taht event, how do you feel about it?

"I rarely ever think about it. it's a thing of the past, but admittedly it's an interesting topic to bring up during our Scheduled breaks... Hardly any of the other agents I work with know I used to be a D-class."

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What SCP did you encounter?

“I came across an instance of 3199, ‘The Humans, Refuted” item. Thank god I wasn’t attacked by those...”

“Three were caught when MTF agents found me hiding in a nearby abandoned building and they were transported to site-113. No instance of 3199 is housed at Site-19 unfortunately.”

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How'd ya join? Just curious n all

“I came across an SCP by accident and I was originally brought in for questioning, but when they noticed I had a military background they put me in an MTF training program as a non-testing D-Class…”

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“Hell yeah, the O5 gave me a break and the all-clear to exit the facility”

“While I’m gonna be out there, anyone got questions about Site-19 since I’m going to be out of earshot of O5? haha...”

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“Fuck”

“That’s Blood”

[artist-assassin-deactivated2021]

Pasta la Leaf Sauce :)c

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O5: it was from an ask you sent like, 6 months ago that none of us answered XD

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Any thoughts on Larry?

“The Old man? The one I have to fucking babysit?”

“First off, if you think he’s some mean old humanoid, think again. I’ve spent years trying to control this guy ever since I was assigned to him and we came to a truce after I managed to scare the hell out of him when I was brought into his Pocket Dimension... In my opinion, O5 should drop his level to Euclid now thanks to me.”

“Once you manage to befriend him he’s like that friendly grandpa everyone loves to visit. He’s pretty cool, its really shit that he can’t leave his containment unless it’s by O5 Orders... Imagine all the cool shit he could do around the Facility! He could help us Agents and the MTF units traverse faster! He CAN be helpful! O5 just doesn’t see that!”

“I have a lot to say on the Item, But I can’t speak long, The Computer and I aren’t on good terms right now-”

[uvpartybomb]

ALSO! did this the other night, can ya tell I’m obsessed right now???

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“I can understand you just fine.”

“I have plenty of time to do other things. learning languages and font styles for anomalies takes up a majority of that. Translation is not an issue for me.”