SERIOUS PARANORMAL INQUIRIES ONLY!

I'm Dib Membrane, also known as AGENT MOTHMAN! I am a professional paranormal investigator and I am now accepting questions. DO NOT SEND MESSAGES IF YOUR NAME IS ZIM. m!a: accepting

[ask-agentmothman]

his name is jeremy and this is going to be the first time i won’t be alone on valentines day!

[ask-agentmothman]

OH WOW WHEN DID I GET 600+ FOLLOWERS!?

[ask-agentmothman]

((I hope it’s Zim or Zim gets really jealous))

Zim can go suck a rock!

[ask-agentmothman]

I’m so nervous. I feel anxiety in my stomach.

[ask-agentmothman]

It's with TS ain't it? 😏

No. he’s out of my league. :-( 

BUT this guy is interested in my paranormal studies!

[ask-agentmothman]

got a date tonight. might update later.

[ask-agentmothman]

Uh weird question, but how do you tell if a doll is haunted? Cause I just got about 40 from my late grandmother and I’m about 95% sure one of them is but I can’t tell which.

You may have to do process of elimination, but chances of one of your dolls may be high with them being older!

[ask-agentmothman]

DM x TS

[ask-agentmothman]

merry christmas.

[ask-agentmothman]

dib and dib²

[ask-agentmothman]

FINALLY BACK. I was in JUVIE because the legal system is stupid and doesn’t realize that I was DOING A FAVOR -- ahem.

anyways... sorry for my absence.

[ask-agentmothman]

Scared of beans?

O h j u s t o n e m o r e t h e n

[ask-agentmothman]

Are u gay? Sorry if I ever offended u or something....

i thought i knew but now im not so sure.

[ask-agentmothman]

*gives a forehead smooch* You're so precious! Who's Earth's cutest hero?

okaayy... a little weird. i’m not five.

[ask-agentmothman]

Dib dib dib dib dib KGX85DITC PLEASE HOLD MY HAND EVEN IF IT'S FOR 5 TO 10 SECONDS AFTERWARDS YOU CAN USE ME AS BAIT TOWARDS ZIM OR WHATEVER BUT PLEASE P LEASE PLEASE EEEEEE

why tho

[ask-agentmothman]

you look like a fool

[ask-agentmothman]

Dude chill lol