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If you were in prison, what would you be there for?

TOP Reasons I'd probably go to jail:

Buying roofies/drugs from a former teacher at a school

Violating that 100 feet near Chuck E Cheese or any School

Trying to high-fiving a female "POE POE", missing, having it hit her face and then being charged woman-slaughter and hitting an officer of the law.

But mostly number 3.

If you could be anyone, besides Phil, who would you be?

That is a tough one, if you had given me a selection...

I hope that answers your question. . . Rayman.

You are everything I want in a man.

I am? Sir...

I know Stu has been Bangkok'ed... He might be interested.

In order of Favorite person... Who is your first favorite from your "WOLF PACK"?

Doug came into my wolfpack, when there was only one, since I was the first in this wolf pack... But Phil is my twin, if he grew a beard.

In order of favorites:

Phil

Stu

Doug - He will always be my 1st

Can I have a hug?

The roof might be more acceptable than an actual roofie. But frankly.. you just scare me. You're like a bearded devil.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You're not gonna roofie me, are you?

I know you're not down for it, you might get roof'ed.

Hello. My name is Alan!