Throw me to the wolves...

Established 2012; previously deleted in 2017. Resurrected May 2018. Sidebar credit: lexidoesrequests

[kingsmemes]

「   RP MEME :   NONVERBAL PROMPTS.  mix of violent, caring, touching and non-touching prompts.  」     SEND PROMPT '+ REVERSE' for the inverse to happen. for example 'bandage + reverse' for the receiver to bandage wounds on the sender.

[ BANDAGE ] : sender bandages a wound on receiver.

[ GUIDE ] : sender puts a hand on he receiver's back to guide them somewhere.

[ WAVE ]: sender waves down receiver to get their attention.

[ SIGN ]: sender raises their hand to sign to receiver. what follows can be anything the sender desires.

[ LIFT ]: sender lifts receiver's chin to look at them.

[ LIGHT ]: sender lights receiver's cigarette/candle/etc.

[ FIND ] : sender finds receiver beaten and/or bloodied.

[ PIN ]: sender pins receiver against the wall during combat/sparring.

[ GET DOWN ]: sender tackles receiver out of the way of danger.

[ TAKE ]: sender takes a hit meant for receiver.

[ CAUGHT ]: sender finds receiver somewhere they aren't supposed to be.

[ TRAP ]: sender traps the receiver somewhere they don't want to be.

[ DARLING ]: sender touches receiver's cheek.

[ SNATCH ]: sender snatches receiver's wrist as they turn to go.

[ STAB ]: sender stabs receiver.

[ DRAG ]: sender drags receiver from point a to point b.

[ SIT ]: sender sits on receiver's lap.

[ EN GARDE ]: sender and receiver get into some kind of fight.

[ DRUNK ]: sender finds receiver drunk.

[ BLOOD ]: sender walks into receiver's room covered in blood.

[ FLOWER ]: sender offers a flower to receiver.

[ HOLD ]: sender reaches to hold receiver's hand.

[ BRUSH ]: sender brushes a strand of hair out of receiver's face.

[ NOTE: ] sender writes a note for receiver. the contents are whatever the sender decides.

[ EYES ]: sender notices receiver looking at them.

[ STOP ]: sender raises hand to signal the receiver to stop in place.

[ TAP ]: sender taps receiver on the shoulder to get their attention.

[ WAKE ]: sender gently wakes receiver from a nap or otherwise.

[ MORNING AFTER ]: sender and receiver wake up together for the first time after a night of passion.

[ BLANKET ]: sender drapes a blanket over receiver's shoulders.

[ HUDDLE ]: sender and receiver huddle together in an effort to stay warm.

[ TUG ]: sender pulls receiver away from them.

[ PUSH ]: sender pushes receiver away from them.

[ BULLET ]: sender shoots receiver in a non-lethal area.

[cryptinspo]

–  𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗘𝗟 𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗦 !

"I’m not saying I’m the best, but the Avengers would be lost without me."

"Bad plan? I call it thinking outside the box."

"Does it ever get tiring being right all the time, [name]?"

"I’m just here to save the world... and crack jokes."

"I could be at home, but this is way cooler."

"What’s the worst that could happen on this mission?"

"We’re gonna die, but we’ll look great doing it."

"I’m a walking disaster, but the fun kind."

"I could take down the universe... maybe."

"Spider bite, thunder god, or rich guy in a suit. I’m in."

"I’m not surprised you betrayed us. Again."

"Life or death situation... no pressure."

"I should be scared. But I’m not."

"Save the world first, team up later."

"You’ve never seen a giant green guy throw a car?"

"Does messing things up count as saving the world?"

"I’m not arguing. Just enthusiastically debating."

"I’d totally save you. If you needed it."

"Too much firepower? Impossible."

"If you tell anyone, I’ll deny it. All of it."

"I have a bad feeling... but it’s my default mood."

"I’ll stop with the jokes... for now."

"You plan. I’ll handle the explosions."

"I saved the day last time. Just saying."

"Not saving the world yet? I’ll get there."

"No plan? Just pure confidence and chaos."

"I don’t need a cape to look cool... but it helps."

"Being a superhero isn’t as glamorous as it looks."

"Wing it and hope for the best. Solid plan."

"I’m saving the world. Can we talk later?"

"I imagined this being more glamorous."

"Fine, but you owe me coffee."

"Think that’ll stop me? Cute."

"Can we stop arguing? We’ve got a city to save."

"I’m not a hero. Just good at punching things."

"You have a point, but I’ve got cool weapons."

"I may have broken a few things... but not the universe."

"Don’t make me call Hulk. You know what happens."

"My sarcasm is unmatched. Deal with it."

"I’m definitely the best at making things explode."

"I have a bad feeling. But I’m still going for it."

[indiereminders]

reminder, in case nobody has told you lately: you are valued in the rpc. thank you for being here. every single one of you is sharing a little part of your creativity with us all, putting a little part of yourself into a character you love, and sharing your talent with us. 

even if you feel like you aren’t getting as many interactions as you want to, or you’re disappointed that nobody is telling you that you’re doing a good job, i am proud of you. you are sharing your writing with the world, you are pouring life into a character you love and/or have created, and i think that’s amazing. 

[crashbandacoochie]

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

[crawlingforwardx]

This had definitely taken a very unexpected turn but judging by the deep shade of red burning hot in Alice's cheeks, he could determine that she was being 100% serious right now. It's a crazy request coming from her and it's not even an issue of him not finding her attractive, he'd actually have to be blind to not think so, it's more just shock that she would want to go there with him when they've established a purely platonic relationship in permanent ink since they were kids. Even if she's only looking at this proposed request as a learning experience and nothing more.

Once he manages to shake off some of the shock, his eyes meet hers as he clears his throat to respond. "I'll help you," he starts, even if some small voice in the back of his head warns him against it given their whole friendship and the complications that could potentially arise from crossing the line. "But you should know it's not going to be as easy as us just making out or scoring the winning basket if it goes that far. Knowing what to do, figuring out what you like and what they like... That can take some time and you'll need to learn to adjust from person to person. What I respond to might not be the same as what Boring Brett might respond to, get it?"

Of course, for Steve it was breeze at this point. He could pick up on things very quickly in the heat of the moment but he'd also been sexually active for a long time. Alice had barely even stepped off first base so it was different for her. "We can take it one step at a time though and just focus on kissing for now."

[ask-alicelockwood]

[ @crawlingforwardx ]

The heat in her face spreads all the way down Alice's neck, turning it a lighter, more strawberry sort of shade than her crimson cheeks. She swallows hard and bites her lip, fighting the urge to look away as she worries it with her teeth. After a moment, she lets up and gives him a little nod.

"Okay," she replies. "If that's what you think it best, we can do that. Start there. You're kind of the expert, after all."

It sounds different than she means for it to when she says it out loud and she winces, waving a hand. "I mean, you know more, not that... That's why I asked you. I'm deferring to you greater knowledge of the subject, just like you would with mine if you actually let me tutor you in history like I've been offering..."

Maybe they should trade?

No, it feels wrong to think that.

"When should we, um, start?"

[crawlingforwardx]

Steve makes a face almost immediately when she mentions Brett, feeling irrationally annoyed that she was still stuck on that douchebag. He had warned her against going on the first date yet here she was aiming for a fourth with him now. Steve opens his mouth, ready to verbally rip the guy to shreds in front of her like he had before her first date with him when the rest of her words following the Brett situation start to sink in, leaving him at a loss for words.

It's more shocking than anything else. They weren't... like that and never had been so she had really thrown him for a loop with what he thought she was suggesting here. It was a no wonder that she was being so secretive on the details on what she needed his help with because this wasn't your typical favor. In fact, he never would have guessed in a million years that this was what she wanted from him. "Be my getaway driver" for a bank heist would have ranked higher in the list of possibilities.

"You want me to... have sex with you?" He finally manages to ask after a long moment, seeking clarification that he had heard her correctly. Show me the ropes was definitely sounding like she wanted a hands-on learning experience over some basic pointers and advice he could offer.

[ask-alicelockwood]

[ @crawlingforwardx ]

Cheeks still blazing red, Alice lets out a huff of an exhale and looks past Steve, fixing her gaze on the painting hanging on the wall behind him. "We don't have to go all the way," she assures him. "We can just--"

What?

Make out.

Grope and touch.

Fool around.

Hit every other base but home plate?

She makes herself drag her gaze back to meet his eyes. "I just want to be able to hold my own. To--to know how to, you know, touch and be touched, and not freeze up like somebody's dumped me into woodshop and told me to build a Goddamn house without knowing how to use a hammer and nails first."

"I know that it's, you know, not us," she states. "But you're the only person I can trust with this. Will you please help me? Even just to first base?"

[leneemusing]

morning after starters

“  last night was nice.  ” “  lets do this again some time.  ” “  i’ll leave my number.  ” “  i gotta go, sorry.  ” “  can’t you at least stay for breakfast?  ” “  i’ll make coffee—don’t go anywhere.  ” “  next time, maybe i’ll buy you dinner first.  ” “  if we do this again you better buy me dinner first.  ” “  i don’t think my legs work again yet.  ” “  i don’t wanna get up.  ” “  no don’t move, it’s too cold outside the covers.  ” “  there’s no way i can hide these marks…  ” “  this was probably a mistake.  ” “  this can’t happen again.  ” “  you always say that, and yet we wind up right back here.  ” “  are you watching me sleep?  ” “  you look cute all frazzled like this.  ” “  why are you looking at me like that?  ” “  keep kissing me like that and we’re gonna end up back in bed.  ” “  something wrong? ” “  i’d stay if i could, i promise.  ” “  so if i put my number in your phone, you actually gonna text me? ” “  i made breakfast.  ” “  how do you take your coffee?  ” “  fuck! i’m late—  ” “  did you turn the alarm off?  ” “  if you don’t turn that alarm off i’m gonna throw it out the window.  ” “  i can’t find my shirt.  ” “  babe, we slept in.  ” “  i know you’re awake.  ” “  i’ll stay.  ” “  why don’t you stay?  ” “  i like waking up with you.  ” “  i like having you here at night.  ” “  you know, if you moved in we wouldn’t keep having to say goodbye like this.  ” “  so when are we gonna actually go on a real date?  ” “  do i smell bacon?  ” “  you made pancakes?  ” “  come on, come back to bed.  ” “  you weren’t there when i woke up.  ” “  i thought you left.  ” “  do you want me to go?  ” “  just let me sleep for five more minutes.  ” “  you’re really beautiful/handsome. even if you drool.  ” “  you talk in your sleep, ya know.  ”  

ACTIONS:  1. for one muse to surprise the other with breakfast in bed 2. for our muses to go another round in the morning 3. for your muse to join mine in the shower while getting ready for the day 4. for one muse to stop the other from trying to sneak away 5. for one muse to invite the other to spend the rest of the day with them  6. for one muse to convince the other to stay in bed the rest of the day 7. for our muses to have sex in the kitchen instead of finishing breakfast 8. for our muses to spoon 9. for one muse to wake up with morning wood  10. for one muse to wake the other up with oral  11. for lazy morning sex  12. for one muse to wake the other because they’re having a nightmare  13. for one muse to distract the other from getting ready by kissing/groping them 14. for one muse to kick the other out of their home  15. for our muses to wake with no recollection of the night before  

[memesandthings]

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS, PART TWO ! 

Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

wrong/random number texts: 

( ✉ → sms ) found your number written on a wall… should i erase it?

( ✉ → sms ) [random name here]? is this still your number?

( ✉ → sms ) pretty sure you dialed the wrong number, but thanks for the 13 drunk voicemails last night.

( ✉ → sms ) you don’t know me but i’m bored and texting random numbers, so hi!

( ✉ → sms ) you FUCKING asshole, i hope you know how much i hate you!!!

sad texts:

( ✉ → sms ) can you please distract me so i don’t cry in public?

( ✉ → sms ) everything hurts lately

( ✉ → sms ) thanks for trying to cheer me up, but it’s not working.

( ✉ → sms ) what makes you feel better when you’re sad?

( ✉ → sms ) i just need to vent…

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) im not DRUNK waht amkes you thijnk that

( ✉ → sms ) cna you pick me up… and brign some shoess… i cant find mine

( ✉ → sms ) the party was horrible but at least ikm drunk lol

( ✉ → sms ) whyj don’t oyu fuckign miss me????

( ✉ → sms ) all i wnat to do right now is talkk to you

angsty texts:

( ✉ → sms ) please talk to me. please help me make this work.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t think we should see each other again.

( ✉ → sms ) when will we admit we’re no good for each other…

( ✉ → sms ) just know i cared about you. i really did.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t think things can ever go back to the way they were between us

misc texts:

( ✉ → sms ) why do you reply so slowwwwwww

( ✉ → sms ) help me choose a pizza topping please

( ✉ → sms ) don’t listen to any of the voicemails i sent last night. i was drunk.

( ✉ → sms ) you haven’t watched my snapchat story all day. what are you up to?????

( ✉ → sms ) i’ve had the same dream about you three times in a row, is that weird?

( ✉ → sms ) why is april fool’s the only day of the year where people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true?

( ✉ → sms ) soooo, in your opinion, what are some of my best qualities? i need help writing my tinder bio.

[ask-alicelockwood]

"Nothing more admirable than the endless wanders of a wolf so far away from home."

[ @venusblooded ]

Alice flinches and hates that she does, because it shows she's caught off guard by the casual mention of her nature and marks her as vulnerable for it.

She taps her thumb against the mug in front of her on the table in an attempt to scrape together some kind of composure. "Look," she says, "I'm not here to cause trouble and I won't be problem. I'm just here to see the sights, eat some good food, maybe hook up with a hot guy or two, and head home before the next moon."

Lifting her hand away from the mug, she mimes an 'x' over breastbone. "Cross my heart and swear."

[crawlingforwardx]

@ask-alicelockwood | continued from here.

Being on time is admittedly not his strongest suit but he did book it straight to her house afterward like he promised. Regardless, Steve opens his mouth with a brief apology ready when Alice answers the door but before he can get even a single word out, she's yanking him inside as if afraid the neighbors might see him or something.

"Okay, you're acting super weird," he blurts out the second the surprise wears off and the door is shut behind them. "What's going on? Why all this... secrecy?"

[ask-alicelockwood]

[ @crawlingforwardx ]

With Steve finally here, presumably ready to help her with whatever favour he thinks she might ask for, Alice's determination wavers a little. It's usually bulletproof when she sets her mind to something, but this isn't just anything. It's a big ask. Maybe too big, even for a best friend, but he's the only one that she can trust with this.

"I need your help," she blurts out. Her cheeks turn a vibrant crimson as she pushes through. "I had a third date with Brett Carter last weekend and he called me frigid 'cause I wouldn't put out." Her expression scrunches up and her hands wave in front of her like frightened sparrows flittering in the air. "And I know I'm the Ice Queen and everything and I'm not exactly known for that, but I--"

"I liked him," she laments. "I really liked him and I thought he liked me and I wasn't opposed to fooling around. I just have no idea what I'm doing and I didn't want to embarrass myself." Or end up being just a locker room brag, which she knows now she would have been. "So, can you--Will you--I know you're good at this stuff, Steve. Can you please just do me a huge favour and, I don't know, show me the ropes? Please?"

[ask-alicelockwood]

As promised, albeit slightly later than agreed, Steve pulls up to Alice's house around 4:00 PM to meet with her about this favor and hits the front door bell.

[ @crawlingforwardx ]

Alice herself is a punctual person, though she knows Steve isn't as concerned with it. He's usually on time for her, though, so as the clock ticks right on past 3:00 PM, she starts to wonder if maybe he's changed his mind and doesn't want to help her after all, even without knowing what she's going to ask. The doorbell startles her out of fretting and she rushes to the door, greeting Steve with a quick "Hi,' before all but yanking him inside.

[ask-alicelockwood]

𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 

[ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃  “  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “   𝐅𝐎𝐑   𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐓𝐎   𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑   𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘   𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒.   𝐍𝐎   𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃  | @crawlingforwardx ]

Heat rushed into Alice's cheeks, tinting them a vibrant pink. It prickled up the back of her neck until her scalp tightened. Her entire body felt like she'd been dunked in too-hot bathwater, skin burning with something like embarrassment, but not quite.

It wasn't shame, either, but more the same hot, twisting feeling of getting caught doing something she knew she shouldn't, like borrowing her mother's jewelry without asking.

"That's not funny, Steve," she replied, cheeks still blazing. "That's--"

But the rules of the game were clear. Alice had chosen 'truth' and she wasn't going to back away from the challenge. Besides, refusing to answer and asking for 'dare' instead would be ask much of an answer as actually saying the words aloud, so Steve would know either way.

"Fine," she said. "Okay. Smash. Happy?"

[ask-alicelockwood]

𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 

[ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃   “  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “   𝐅𝐎𝐑   𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐓𝐎   𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑   𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘   𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒.   𝐍𝐎   𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃  | @outsidermunson ]

Alice bit her lip and flicked the ash off her cigarette, giving herself a moment to ruminate. She gave Eddie a once over, then took another drag an exhale before she answered.

"Are we speaking hypothetically, to give you reassurance that you're desirable--which, by the way, you shouldn't need, because you are--or are you propositioning me?" she asked.

She let her words hang between them, knowing that regardless of the why, her answer was about to shift the tone of their friendship from here on out.

"Because either way, the answer's the same. Smash."

[taintedbloodlines]

"You," he said simply.

No sense in beating around the bush. No sense in denying what they both already knew. Klaus wasn't in the mood to play games, at least not the kind that involved him lying about his intentions.

"In truth, there is very little this town can offer me." He shrugged his shoulders before meeting her gaze, trying to pin her with his own. "Except this wolf, stubborn as can be. She is denying herself greatly, pretending that she wants little to do with me or the gift that I can offer her."

[ask-alicelockwood]

[ @taintedbloodlines ]

His answer caught Alice off guard. While she wasn't exactly keen to have the same conversation again, at least she knew what to expect from it. This deviation from their usual pattern left her feeling off balance and a step behind.

She lifted her eyes to meet his gaze, holding eye contact for long enough to satisfy the instinct to assert herself and show that she wouldn't be cowed. "If I wasn't stubborn, you wouldn't keep coming back, now would you?" she asked. Gathering herself, she took a half step toward him. "And which gift are you specifically referring to this time? Immortality as one of your hybrids or an eternity with you?"

[sonxofxansel]

there was an innate discomfort that came with realising you were the one being examined. normally, he was the one pacing a slow circle around a target, eyes taking in their body language to gauge what way the conversation would go.

pivoting on his heel to keep the woman in his sights, cary arched a brow when he watched her gaze rake over him from head to toe and back up again, amusement tugging the corner of his mouth into a smirk.

' — can both be an option? '

[ask-alicelockwood]

[ @sonxofxansel ]

Alice squinted a little and slipped her hands in her pockets, letting out a little hum. "Well, I do prefer to avoid mortal peril, personally," she replied.

She shifted her weight, settling it more evenly between both feet. "Sadly, it doesn't tend to prefer to avoid me."

"Do you really want to be both?" she asked. "Or would you rather be a good story?"

[loisnclark]

     𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃   "  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “   𝐅𝐎𝐑   𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐓𝐎   𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑   𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘   𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒.   𝐍𝐎   𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃  .

[sculien]

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