Ask the Cool Countries Club!

Hi! I'm America! My dad made us a blog for my epic club I made for all my friends! The club is very small, with the only people are me, my bro Canada, Japan, Italy and Romano, and finally Holy Roman Empire or HRE! Feel free to ask us anything! Nothing...

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((Sorry if it's unreadable -3- )) Anon: Hey Japan, since you're the oldest, what do you think of the others? Are they all immature? Japan: Well.... England: **catches on fire** AAAAAHH Canada: dAAADD!! America: HOW DOES THIS WO- **blows fire extinguisher in face** Italy and HRE: O_O Romano: **lAUGHING** Anon: **walks up to HRE** **nudges him** Isn't that Feliciano cute~? ;3 HRE: Well she is really cute and all.... France: rUN IN THE POOL MON AMOUR!!! England: wHY ARE YOU THROWING MARSHMALLOWS AT ME!!? America: TO STOP THE FIRE! Anon: America and Canada, do you two get along? Canada: Sometimes no... America: **cATCHES ON FIRE WHEN HANDING ENGLAND A FIRE BLANKET**

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Francis: I’ll be taking him to bed now ohonhonhon~

Arthur: YOU BLOODY WANKER I WILL DESTROY YOU!!

Francis: iN BED~

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Matthew: what just happened…?

Alfred: Love my friend. Love happened..

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HRE: you’re only older than me by half.. Romano: dAMN RIGHT I AM >:D ((Also oH MY DAMN 11 FOLLOWERS ALREADY??? While most people celebrate 500k or something I’m just like

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((I just wnated to say that I think your art style is adorable >u<)) And here's my question; How old is everyone?

((I'll post the answer to this in a while I finished the drawing but my iPad died before I could send it to my phone to post -3- but in case you wanted to know now, Alfreds 10, Matthews 9, Kikus 11, Felicianos 5, HREs 6, and Lovinos 6 1/2))

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Alfred: DAD MOVE THE CAMERA IS ON THE TIMER! Arthur: WHAT- **moves right when the picture gets taken** Francis and Matthew: ....... Alfred: bAHAHAHAHA IM MAKING THIS THE BLOG ICON!! Arthur: wHAT NO ALFRED!!!

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Alfred: In the future we can get married too! Kiku: Do you even know what “married” means…? Alfred:NOT A CLUE :D ((FIRST ASK HURRRAAHHHHHHH XD))

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wHY RIDE A NORMAL CAR WHEN YOU COULD RIDE A HONDA?! This is what happened when you show 10 year old Alfred Innuendos. If you're confused, Kiku's last name is Honda. And alfred has a weird silly crush on Kiku, so wHY NOT MAKE AN INNUENDO JOKE?! :D