I'm April Ludgate...whatever.

Don't expect much. I don't like people. (Ask blog and RP blog for April Ludgate out of Parks and Rec)

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

Yo you dumb punks should talk to me

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

What's sex like with Andy

You know the feeling when you're smothered in gooey marshmallows whilst trying to jump on a pogo stick?

No?

Guess you'll never know then...

[knopetastic]

20 Days of Parks and Recreation DAY 3: Favorite April Ludgate scene

Beauty pageants are idiotic, but I found out that the winner of the Miss Pawnee pageant gets $600. I can be idiotic for $600.

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

400 followers holy moly.

hey if you losers want to know anything about my now boring life with Andy feel free to ask.

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

So as you may have seen me and Andy have become BORING ADULTS OUR LIVES ARE OVER WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS WHAT GOOD ARE ANY OF YOU WHY ARE YOU HERE.

[luci-oh-blog]

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

((finals christmas and new year broke me))

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

omg ask these please they're so cutE

Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?

Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?

English: How many languages can you speak?

Fear: Tell us three fears.

Game: What was the last board game you played?

Read: What was the last book you read?

Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?

Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.

Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?

Love: Do you believe in marriage?

Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?

Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?

Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?

Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.

Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.

Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.

Star-sign: When's your birthday?

Teacher: What do you aspire to be?

Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?

Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?

Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?

Yellow: What's your favourite colour?

Zoo: What is your favourite animal?

[nixreginam-blog]

just a bunch of random starters from various sources (my spotify playlists, books, random commentary, tv shows and such). more under the cut!

[nixreginam-blog]

❝You swore that you would always love me.❞

❝I was a fool to ever love you.

❝There’s always a chance that at the next corner…

[oncegilded-blog]

If you roleplay a ship with me,

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

You will get—- Adequate ship building time. Realistic obstacles for them to overcome. Sweet fluff. Sexy smut. [if you want] As much action as I can mange. Tons of angst. Possibly random drabbles. Occasional gif/photo sets, or manips. @ tagged in all kinds of things. Headcanons about anything and everything. Completely sick of my ass.

[gavinfreefreedom-deactivated201]

"When we start the scene, don’t forget Green is okay, Yellow is be careful or slow down, and Red is stop." ((hey!))

"Yeah, yeah, I get it." He huffed nervously.

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

April laughed, cackling at his British accent, which became even more distinctive when he swore. “Fine, have it your way… I don’t need to know who you are.” She sat down opposite him. “So we’re just gonna sit here, in silence. How fun.” She crossed her legs, showing her 4 inch heels. 

[gavinfreefreedom-deactivated201]

He eyed her heels for a moment, then turned his glare up to her face. “Silence is top. Who would want to hear your voice for too long?” His glare became an amused gaze as he smirked at her.

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

"Hey it’s much better then your lame British accent." She retorted, before smiling sweetly and placing one of the heels between his legs.

[gavinfreefreedom-deactivated201]

"Get your damn shoe away from me," he frowned, glancing between the heel and her face. "Whatever you want to do to me, get it over with."

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

"Well, I kinda wanna do this..." April said, pushing heel slowly into his crotch and smiling at Gavin's expression, before stopping abruptly. "But I won't, because you are too boring to torture. Where's the screaming!? Or the panicked expressions!? You're just being too... too.... macho" She took her foot away and stood up in front of him. "What if I did this...." she whispered, pulling a knife out from behind her back.

[memesfortheroleplayerssoul-a]

Send my muse "I know your secret~" for their reaction

[gavinfreefreedom-deactivated201]

"When we start the scene, don’t forget Green is okay, Yellow is be careful or slow down, and Red is stop." ((hey!))

"Yeah, yeah, I get it." He huffed nervously.

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

April laughed, cackling at his British accent, which became even more distinctive when he swore. “Fine, have it your way… I don’t need to know who you are.” She sat down opposite him. “So we’re just gonna sit here, in silence. How fun.” She crossed her legs, showing her 4 inch heels. 

[gavinfreefreedom-deactivated201]

He eyed her heels for a moment, then turned his glare up to her face. “Silence is top. Who would want to hear your voice for too long?” His glare became an amused gaze as he smirked at her.

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

"Hey it's much better then your lame British accent." She retorted, before smiling sweetly and placing one of the heels between his legs.

[gavinfreefreedom-deactivated201]

"When we start the scene, don’t forget Green is okay, Yellow is be careful or slow down, and Red is stop." ((hey!))

"Yeah, yeah, I get it." He huffed nervously.

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

She slid off the table and went to his side, before crouching down to his level. “Later…” she whispered. She bit his earlobe softly to distract him as she took the cigarette out of the end of the pipe. She then pressed the end into the side of his neck, holding there for a second and then dropping it. “Tell me who you are, or I won’t be so gentle next time”

[gavinfreefreedom-deactivated201]

Biting his lip, he swallowed down and shout of pain, refusing to give her what she wanted. “Fuck you. Just leave me alone, you bitch. You’re mental!” A shiver ran through him.

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

April laughed, cackling at his British accent, which became even more distinctive when he swore. "Fine, have it your way... I don't need to know who you are." She sat down opposite him. "So we're just gonna sit here, in silence. How fun." She crossed her legs, showing her 4 inch heels. 

[smiling--archives-blog-blog]

"What did you just call me?" ((also hey!))

ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost (hi there~)

Send me "What did you just call me?" and I will generate a number from 1-40 for what my muse will have called yours.

2. Angel

"Angel. I said you were angel, but without wings."

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

April kinda stared at the hand for a moment, before taking it. “I’m April, and this is weird” she replied, dropping her hand instantly. “Sorry, I don’t really know how to be… nice”

[smiling--archives-blog-blog]

Logan smirked, looking up at her, “Just fake it. It gets you pretty far in life.”

[ask-april-ludgate-or-get-lost]

"eugh that sounds like so much effort" she mumbled