that's right. i'm the anti-zyrtec

mauve / 28 / lesbian / sneezing, hurt/comfort, crying, etc. / 18+ blog! ˖˚⊹

[congestant]

❤️‍🩹🍓🍵 about me! 🍵🍓❤️‍🩹

(fetish blog alert. please be safe and do not interact if you're under 18! thank youuu)

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call me mauve! or satan!

28, they/them, non-binary lesbian, midwest USA

the satan thing is because i was previously tumblr user caringsatan. now i'm here!

sneezing and cold/allergy symptoms are my main squeeze, but uh. a lottttt of crying and hurt/comfort will probably be here too

these days, i think about both colds and allergies pretty equally. Allergies Warrant Caretaking Too 2026.

i'll only be posting f + nb content on here, but i happily follow and appreciate the work of lots of people who post m stuff!

i'll probably yap a lot about my OCs cari and greta. my current WIP is a fic in which they meet at a midwest emo night and have a very cathartic sneeze fetish-driven hookup in a kia soul. i love them very much.

uh what else? let's be friends!!!!!!!! i'm gonna add more on to this as i develop tags and such. i'm trying to be more candid and open about what i enjoy, and also interact more so. thanks for hanging out as i nestle in!! and for reading this!! 🌹

[head-colds]

dacryphillic sympathy crier

[congestant]

ok. i figured it out. caringsatan -> congestant

[sfblah]

When someone is like "I had to sneeze" right after sneezing.

No duh, you freakin' cutie.

[sleepysoftsnz]

And if I said there’s a difference because someone screaming a sneeze and a sneeze screaming itself out of someone, would y’all see the vision

[congestant]

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i started a disorganized little folder of clippings and artifacts from various parts of my life because. i save too many old journals and tidbits and i eventually want to sort it all and make little shadowboxes

......but because i also want to make some kind of stupid sneeze kink craft at some point, i threw a vial of chhinkni in the folder along with some other reminiscent stuff like cool feathers. and i did not realize it at the time but now. every time i pull out this folder. the whole thing smells like chhinkni.

IT REALLY DISRUPTS THE MOOD...... THE ENTIRETY OF MY 20'S SMELLS LIKE CHHINKNI....

i can save this. it's because my sneeze fetish is the levity i will always have no matter what happens. :) yeah

[congestant]

spring cleaning huh. what's the deal with it?? you kick up a bunch of dust. you sneeze. you go outside for fresh air. you take a deep breath. and then you realize......... oh shit, it's fucking spring out here (canned laughter)

[chezsnez]

stifling a sneeze in public to just have your entire body erupt in goosebumps feels counterproductive.

[xghostlightx]

Necktie + swollen glands, send tweet

[pepperandfeathers]

As much as I’m a sucker for frustration and/or humiliation, there’s something charming about someone’s reaction to their own prolonged sneezing fit being amusement

[congestant]

thinking about a very hayfeverish person having a massive uptick of sexual confidence upon learning about their partner's fetish. before, they were convinced that every sneeze was anywhere from a mundane inconvenience to a deeply unfortunate event; now, they're downright smug and sparkling, knowing just how wanted they are every time.

giving head was once a timed and delicate enterprise, now it's a free-for-all; the timidness in their movements is gone, and they're pulling their partner as close as one can get, taking care of them in return without worry. they're experimenting, talking dirty, and having fun with the ordeal of their sniffles and sneezes. it's new, but it's sticking the landing shockingly well, because it's coming from somewhere genuine.

even outside of intimacy, they've got this brand new self-assured glow.

the questions keep coming. "so, wait, between my sneeze and [x]'s sneeze, whose is better?" they ask clandestinely out of nowhere, smirking as they do, because they already know the answer.

their partner is mystified that it turned out like this. on one hand... lovingly, when are they going to un-fixate from this subject? they're so enamored, teasing about it constantly and doing their own terrifying research...

on the other hand, their partner remembers the first night they spent together. how they painfully stifled every fit, constantly pulled away, swore under their breath, and untangled themselves free at four AM to go blow their nose with the tap running.

they can be as smug as they want to be. if it keeps them bundled up and held through the night, there are no stupid questions.

[svftstar]

i love noses because they’re beautiful from every possible angle… there are endless little perspectives and each one feels special

[snzfuckery]

"I can't...hh! Can't s-stohhp—!"

"...Yeah, I can see that."

[head-colds]

her best quality: her sadism

[head-colds]

she has decided to play the long game

[selffins]

my creative problem is that planning a project is soooo so fun and its fun to dream big and expand and make charts and mockups and prototypes but then its time to actually make the thing and im like no. i need to . keep Planning. more Plan. its more fun

[very-freakin-effable]

ah now here

this called me out more than i wanna admit

[head-colds]

now thinking abt a spell/curse that makes your natural sneeze a little louder every time you stifle

[congestant]

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tragic news: crush situation is Donezo. i shan't lend them my sacred tissue pack reserved for flirtation again but i did make a Politeness Exception one last time as they cried and dumped me because they do not want to date a coworker after all.

this did not have the feeling of a Temporary Dump, despite the coworker situation perhaps being temporary, but i did not go spelunking at all for a different reason because A. Maybe It's For The Best That I Don't Know and 2. i was sorry that it pained them to dump me.

this whole conversation Did arise, however, because they ignored me at the work party despite reassuring me that they would not be embarrassed to dance with me and i wept like jesus in my cute outfit instead of being cute somewhere else. so it would seem we have both done enough being sad

decent news: we have commenced Operation Friends Again Despite Us Both Feeling A Little Awkward!!!

good news: i'm pleased to announce that after a brief intermission in which i laid lifeless on my bed with my bedsheets half popped off, my sheets ;) are clean and back on my bed ;) and i feel mostly no longer like garbage ;) who knows where the week will take me. maybe if my sheets pop out of place again.... I'll Fix Them. ooh la la.

(if this is just an update out of nowhere.... i uh. i did some crushposting last week that i deleted because i got embarrassed. and, well, it looks like that was an apt premonition! just kidding don't be embarrassed live your life balls out. extend that tissue pack. don't regret kissing your coworker and then having everything turn weird. good NIGHT.)