You have yet to reach my level.

39 solo kills and 9 kills in a team. Lance Corporal Levi's most efficient killing machine, reporting for duty! You got a question? I've got an answer! [Responses may be written or drawn based on my availability and my level of energy, so don't be shy and ask away!]

[brainbubblegum]

Every time I remember that Levi is in his early 30’s and Auruo is in his late teens (yes it’s canon) this scene plays out in my head:

[metal-meow]

[angerliz]

pants-pissing losers on their first expedition

(they probably had different hair when they were younger…)

[ask-auruo-bossard]

heheheh you looooovvveee Petra

Listen up, you little shit: do you know the first thing about roma-

[mogumuzi-deactivated20181029]

Am I the only one who keeps misspelling ‘Auruo’ as ‘Aurora’ ?

[ask-auruo-bossard]

Can you kiss Petra, please? ~~

You mean right now? You’ve got some nerve, punk… I could, but the Recon Corps takes sexual harassment pretty seriously. Nah, I’ll wait ‘till she’s good and ready. She’s warming up to me day by day, I can tell!

[figma-deactivated20161222]

I bet it's only possible because they believe in one another.

[sammnnn]

[ask-auruo-bossard]

Hey, at least I'm not dead. Gray faces and cool shades are the in style this season!

[ask-auruo-bossard]

You won't even consider slipping me even a little teeny tiny sliver of whatever you have for dinner? Meat? Cheese? Anything! What if it's fresh? What if it's smoked? Come on, just one bite would be enough!

There’s no off switch on you, is there? Listen: you’ve probably got mashed potatoes for brains, but those sort of thoughts are going to get you killed out there. I’ll bring you a cup of chowder if you promise to shut up and leave that kind of thinking behind the wall when we go out on patrol. Do we have a deal, brat?

[ask-auruo-bossard]

Marry Petra, please.

That’s… kind of the plan. I know she’s probably head over heels for the Lance Corporal, but there’s a reason why I wear this damn cravat.

[ask-auruo-bossard]

Undercuts are stupid.

Says the idiot with the grey face and stupid sunglasses.

[ask-auruo-bossard]

If Squad Rivaille receives quality meals, how do I get in?

Kill a couple dozen titans, survive a few patrols, and dedicate your heart body, and soul to the Recon Corps and the restoration of humanity. We’ll talk after all of that, but I doubt you’ll live that long.

[ask-auruo-bossard]

Do you even get any meat with your dinner? Or lunch? How about breakfast?

From time to time… Being one of mankind’s saviours has its perks, you know?

[ask-auruo-bossard]

I mean, you bite your tongue all the time so you probably can't taste the food anyways.

Listen, you little turd: unless you want to be swallowing your own tongue, don’t comment on mine.

[ask-auruo-bossard]

Hey! Hey! Do you plan on eating EVERYTHING on your plate tonight? Do you think you might be able to spare a roll? Or some smoked meat? Mikasa won't share.

Know your place, brat! If your rations aren’t cutting it, take it up with the brass, not me.

[ask-auruo-bossard]

"You losers want to see some real talent? Look no further! Private Auruo Bossard reporting in with the highest number of solo-titan kills in Special Operations Squad. Want to learn what it takes to make it to the top like yours truly? Years of practice and service in the field. Got any other questions? Take it up with the ask box!"