Patty O' Furniture

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Hellooooo Tumblrrrr!

I'm Austin Sommers, you've probably heard of me, I'm great writer, I sing and have amazing fashion sense. Be free to ask me anything.

nsfw is allowed, don't be fucking rude *Kim kardashian voice*.

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I can't believe charecter ai took my job /s

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Hi pretty boy<3

[Looks around and then points at myself] Who me? [chuckles] Of course it's me! Hello to you too!

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Sorry for being mean yesterday.

You weren't, don't worry, I just had one too many drinks and wa sin my moody era.

It will happen again

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Austin I’m bored!! - @askharrygardner

I'd invite you for a drink but... [tsks] You've made it pretty clear that you don't say drink.

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I may take you up this time.

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Hm? Really? Well then, what would you like? If you can think of it, I probably have it.

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Sex on the beach?

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Comin' right up. [I walk over to my bar and make you the drink, holding two glasses in my hands I wlak over to you, handing you one of the glasses]

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[he takes the drink and sips it] I was expecting you to make a sex joke then.. I guess you’re having an off day.

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Well, you did say to stop the kid talk... [I raise an eyebrow as I take a sip of my own drink]

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OMG Austin thinking about going vegan??????? I KNEW YOU GAVE VEGAN/VEGETARIAN VIBES

WHAT THE FUCK ARE VEGAN VIBES?!?! Do I look like a cow. 🫥

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You're my comfort person good or bad day and tonight was really good so I will be celebrating with red tide😌 love you emo boy<3

I am a literal murderer... But whatever makes you happy :)

Well the red tide can cause skin irritation but sure!

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Austin I’m bored!! - @askharrygardner

I'd invite you for a drink but... [tsks] You've made it pretty clear that you don't say drink.

[askharrygardner]

I may take you up this time.

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Hm? Really? Well then, what would you like? If you can think of it, I probably have it.

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Sex on the beach?

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Comin' right up. [I walk over to my bar and make you the drink, holding two glasses in my hands I wlak over to you, handing you one of the glasses]

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Careful. Don’t injure yourself thinking too hard.

Uh... Ok.

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horney?

No, I am a homosexual.

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Ehhhhhh how does that work?

No clue, I said I'm thinking.

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Austin I’m bored!! - @askharrygardner

I'd invite you for a drink but... [tsks] You've made it pretty clear that you don't say drink.

[askharrygardner]

I may take you up this time.

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Hm? Really? Well then, what would you like? If you can think of it, I probably have it.

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Daddy’s bored! Someone come play!

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Did you just... Call yourself daddy?

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Hey handsome!! How are you doing with blood bags? Need anymore?

I'm actual thinking of going vegan. I know ~shooooocking~

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This old guy at my work yesterday told me to wait for him outside after my shift so we could go to disney together and then he said the 's' in my name stood for slut-

I'm feeling very grateful to have seen another day

Did you tell him that the 9 in his name is for "911, I'm gonna call the cops on you and frame you for something you never did."

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I'm more bored than Harry...

I'm even more bored than you.

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Austin I’m bored!! - @askharrygardner

I'd invite you for a drink but... [tsks] You've made it pretty clear that you don't say drink.