doll enthusiast and also danger to society I think

Just a bored detective with amazing detective skills, if Tsujimura does not bring me coffee in a maid outfit I'll riot. || The ask blog for the awkward Ayatsuji Yukito!

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

//So. Am back at this!

Just so everyone is on par with things: I’m mod Rachel, and these are basically the rules:

- I’m a horrible person when it comes to canon so consider this a somewhat canon-divergent blog. As Gaiden is being translated, I’ll be constantly shifting and changing my portrayal of Tsujimura (and of Ayatsuji at @ask-awkward-ayatsuji ), so please be patient.

- Keep the NSFW to a minimum guys, so we all can have fun together uwu;

- Within my capacities, I’ll tag spoilers for the anime, novels and the manga, but things from both will be discussed as the mod is (kind of) caught up with it.

- If the mod feels uncomfortable with an ask or an M!A, they have the power to delete it. I will do so without hesitation.

- This blog may have sensitive issues concerning Tsujimura’s (mostly speculated, since not much is known about her) past and her mother. To the best of my capacities, those will be tagged.

- Let’s all have fun!

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

Oh to be a normal person. With a normal job. Like can you imagine that? Must be wild

[ask-sleepytrip]

'Shut it' he quietly held up the notepad in annoyance

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

yessir im sorry sir

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Tsujimura-kun, don’t accept that. Go apeshit. Only I can tell you to shut up. Let’s start the revolution.

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Good morning @the world, I am currently working on taking care of Agatha and Conan, my adorable cats. Reports have been done on my latest activities and if anyone bothers me about work anytime soon I will riot

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

ʷᵒʳᵏ

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

why must you taunt me like that.

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Good morning @the world, I am currently working on taking care of Agatha and Conan, my adorable cats. Reports have been done on my latest activities and if anyone bothers me about work anytime soon I will riot

[ask-sleepytrip]

.....WHAT IF I KILL MYSELF IT WOULD BE EASIER IN THIS SMALL BODY

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Tsujimura-kun would be sad. And I don't want to hear 10 hours of a grown woman crying.

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Excuse me. I did NOT consent to being called “bIg BrOtHeR” by Sakaguchi Ango. Why is he calling me that. I do not allow it.

[ask-sleepytrip]

Burn

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

you're smaller now, and I will not hesitate to kick your ass out the window. you'll offer less resistance anyway.

[ask-sleepytrip]

Haha like I haven't endured worse!

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Haha like I care. You're going to be yeeted as soon as I feel enough motivation to move from my chair, you're not important enough to warrant immediate kicking.

[ask-sleepytrip]

*he stuck out his tounge*

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

I see your mentality also reversed into that of a child! Good luck to Tsujimura-kun, I would have dropped you in a corner and left you if I was her.

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Giving your supervisors unnecessary extra work.

Are you my boss? No?

Then you don't have a say on what is me giving them extra work or not. What a shock.

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Excuse me. I did NOT consent to being called “bIg BrOtHeR” by Sakaguchi Ango. Why is he calling me that. I do not allow it.

[ask-sleepytrip]

Burn

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

you're smaller now, and I will not hesitate to kick your ass out the window. you'll offer less resistance anyway.

[ask-sleepytrip]

Haha like I haven't endured worse!

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Haha like I care. You're going to be yeeted as soon as I feel enough motivation to move from my chair, you're not important enough to warrant immediate kicking.

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Maybe it’s karma.

For what, being too good for the government or the people I ended up killing for them?

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Excuse me. I did NOT consent to being called “bIg BrOtHeR” by Sakaguchi Ango. Why is he calling me that. I do not allow it.

[ask-sleepytrip]

Burn

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

you're smaller now, and I will not hesitate to kick your ass out the window. you'll offer less resistance anyway.

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Excuse me. I did NOT consent to being called “bIg BrOtHeR” by Sakaguchi Ango. Why is he calling me that. I do not allow it.

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

pfffft ᵇᶦᵍ ᵇʳᵒᵗʰᵉʳ

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

betrayed by my own supervisor.

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Excuse me. I did NOT consent to being called “bIg BrOtHeR” by Sakaguchi Ango. Why is he calling me that. I do not allow it.

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

The old man’s a kid now.

Pfffft.

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

PFFFFFFFT- SAKAGUCHI ANGO IS A CHILD NOW, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

on your face, ugly glasses

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

The old man’s a kid now.

Pfffft.

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Tsujimura-kun is listening to the same song on repeat

Make it stop

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Crisis avoided. I do not have a kid's blood in my hands and that's progress

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

I'm sorry since when am I a wanted criminal

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

Get a life, jiji.

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

STOP TALKING TO THE MAFIA????

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

He talked to me first