Ask Jervis Tetch (n gang!)

An ask blog for my (@ae-arts) and @bellandeano's Jervis Tetch, dork squad, joker... mostly jervis. Definately mostly jervis but we'll see i guess | Mod Damien refers to @ae-arts | Mod Z refers to @bellandeano

[ae-arts-archive]

jervis is a funky lil hatman

HE SURE IS!!!

[ask-babey-jervis]

-Mod Damien))

[ae-arts-archive]

happy gay day hav some hattercrow

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-Mod Damien))

[ae-arts-archive]

Chapter 4 of In Need Of A Friend is out!!

[ask-babey-jervis]

So Eddie..how do ya feel about Batman?? 🧐

“An oaf that relies too much on his fists rather than his brain. A cheat, probably. That being said I do enjoy the battle of wits in the game we play, and I respect him almost as much as he respects me.”

-Mod Z))

[ask-babey-jervis]

Edward is there anything that you enjoy as much as riddles? Like a hobby or places you like to go?

“As a matter of fact, I do have other things I enjoy, although I’m self aware enough to recognise something of a theme.”

“It’s… anything that presents a challenge, to be honest. Jonathan has accused me of having a short attention span, but I’d argue that I’m just bored in a world of idiots. Puzzles of any kind that are well made are enjoyable, from old fashioned Sudoku to video games. I also like cats.”

-Mod Z))

[ask-babey-jervis]

yOu are BabEy and I’d protect you with my life. Do I mean Jervis? Do I mean Edward? ONE SHALL NEVER KNOW. I suppose you could riddle me that, King of Conundrums! (It’s both of you)

"Not much of a riddle, then. Nice nickname, though, been a while since I’ve been called that one. Thank you."

"Jervis asks that you don’t give your life for us. Luckily Jervis is currently not the one answering questions, and I say wait for a call."

-Mod Z

[ask-babey-jervis]

What do you think about Jonathan? And also what do you think of Jervis? First impressions on both?

"Hm… I met Jon a long while before I met the Mad Hatter. He was entertaining, and intelligent, and infuriating to interact with. I… appreciated him, which I am only saying because neither of them are in the room. We weren’t on speaking terms until Jervis showed up, though. He missed me, obviously."

"Jervis was… Odd. Too happy to be in Arkham, but equally happy to talk to me, which was… good, I suppose. At the time I was collaborating with Joker, though, who found his powerset useful, and obviously talking to that man leaves nobody happy to remain in the situation they’re in. Jervis is kind, and confusing, and back in the room."

"Both of them are lucky to have me, and… I suppose I appreciate them too, perhaps."

-Mod Z

[ask-babey-jervis]

Eddie I love you.

"Oh. Good. A refreshing change of pace after the last ask. Thank you."

-Mod Z

[ask-babey-jervis]

Riddler! A pleasure to see you. Do you have an answer for the riddle: why is a raven like a writing desk? I'm sure it's something Jervis has already put to you.

A pleasure to see one of you too, I suppose. And… yes, Jervis has posed that one to me… more than once. It doesn’t stump me as much as you think it would, much like everything else, given that it has so many answers; because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat, it is nevar put with the wrong end in front, Poe wrote on both… you get the point.

...That being said, I hate it and I hope to never hear it ever again. It is senseless and infuriating and- well.

In the words of the girl my friend idolises so much, I think you might do something better with the time than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers.

((-Mod Z))

[ask-babey-jervis]

Hey!!! I just wanted to let you guys know that we're gonna start doing text post answers. Due to a bunch of stuff we don't have time to keep doing art posts for everything, and we want to keep posts going out faster than we are now!! Thanks for your patience guys we love ya'll so much

- Mod Z

[ask-babey-jervis]

Ok here a drawing for you and a question

Ok so the riddle is

"A mile from end to end, Yet as close to you as a friend. A precious commodity, freely given. Seen on the dead and on the living. Found on the rich, poor, short and tall, But shared among children most of all"

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“A smile!”

Thank you so much for all this art oh my god youre so?? good???))

-Mod Damien

[jristinaf]

For @ae-arts.

Happy birthday!

[ae-arts-archive]

fuckiN, THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS. HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD I THINK I MIGHT D IE,,, LOOK,,MY BOYES,,, U DRAW THEM SO GOOD OMG

[ask-babey-jervis]

-Mod Damien

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jervis

hey I know ive been super slow about answring asks (sorrryyy :C) but I decided to make a server dedicated to one(1) jervis tetch! Obviusly this babey jervis, but literally all other jervis fans are invited this is going to be GRAND))

if you join you’ll probably get exclusive mod z content youve never seen before because i bully her into posting it))

-Mod Damien

[ask-babey-jervis]

I'm not much of an artist but wanted Jervis to have something pretty to help him feel better.

(Submitted by @esperata )

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"Well he at least seemed to appreciate them, so he thanks you for it! Well done!"

These are so pretty!! Thats such a pretty picture of flowers of my GOD!!! Truely a thing of the gods!))

-Mod Damien

[ask-babey-jervis]

A murderer is sentenced to death and has the choice of three rooms, one of which he can survive, Room one is a burning inferno, room two has a single assassin with a gun and room three has four lions that have not eaten for a year. Which room do you choose Mr Riddler?

"I choose the gun, for being posed a riddle that simple. If the murderer wanted to survive, though, they'd choose the lions. The cats were dead long before the killer ever got there. Try again with something a far more complex than that if you're trying to stump me."

-Mod Damien

[ask-babey-jervis]

Thoughts on people dressing as ‘Alice’ for All Hallows’ eve?

“Oh! That would be very nice! I love seeing other fans of Lewis Carrol-- I would absolutely adore to see those sort of people on Halloween!”

i mean, in reality, he’d probably have an episode, but good thought, jerv!))

[na0myartist]

Meanwhile in another universe:(i draw this a little lazy )(cause i just woke up)

[ae-arts-archive]

THISIS BRILLIANT THANK YOU SO MUCH IM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT IM GOING FERAL))

-mod damien

[ask-babey-jervis]

WRONG BLOG))

-mod damien

[ask-babey-jervis]

What did you do to Jervis. There is no way you're this kind.

“Do? Do? I didn’t do anything, it was that shit with his childhood that gave him the meltdown. And I can be kind! To people who deserve it, sure, but if you’re kind to everyone it doesn’t mean anything. 

Plus, uh, Jon kicked me out the room because he doesn’t think I’ll help, or something."

'My exact words were ‘you act like a dick when he cries and need to fuck off’ 

"I have never acted like a dick. And instead of doing that, I’ve chosen to take the time to help him with a project! See, question-asker? Kind.”

-Mod Z