dying to be with her wasn't any sacrifice

24 - she / her What has Hector ever done to me?

[fattributes]

Loaded Taco Nachos

[fattributes]

Shrimp and Avocado Lettuce Wraps with Peanut Sauce

[weirdmageddon]

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

[fullcravings]

Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Cookies

[maykitz]

can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

[caucasianbuttslut]

@dionrevel PLEASE share the link.

[dionrevel]

Lol sure!!

For movies, here is the beginner's list:

Modern Civilization Essentials

Beginner's guide for getting in the loop.

And the more advanced list:

Full In the Loop

Advanced guide to getting in the loop. Supplementary to "Civilization Essentials." If a movie is on this list, then it has one of these: -Po

Not all these movies are necessarily good, but the ones that gave me small pop culture epiphanies. It made me realize that 30%-40% of the jokes from modern sitcoms are references/parodies- and these movies are their source material.

^^ This is also true for socializing. So many people I thought were naturally funny were just doing movie bits.

[I actually do have a job, I am just a big fan of lists and graphs and flow charts etc.]

[felixer-of-life]

Oh I adore this. As someone who missed a bunch of stuff by way of chaos and poverty. This is a nice tool.

[fattributes]

Monterey Melt Smash Burgers with Jalapeño Ranch

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[fullcravings]

Carrot Cake Ice Cream

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[fullcravings]

No-Bake Peanut Butter Bars

[fullcravings]

No-Churn Peach Cheesecake Ice Cream

[fullcravings]

Chocolate Chip Cookies and Milk Cake

[fullcravings]

Extra Fluffy Honey Blueberry Pancakes

[daily-deliciousness]

Stuffed Reese’s brownie bites

[petrapixel]

indie web resources for making your own website! :]

decided to make a little masterpost of all my resources. if you like, follow me on neocities / buy me a coffee!

First Steps

How to create your first website

Common Questions

Common Mistakes

Code Quality Guide

Troubleshooting Guide

Performance Guide

Neocities Tips

Beginner Tutorials

How to load the same layout on every page

CSS Positioning/Layout Tutorial

Cachebusting

Custom Font Tutorial

JavaScript Beginner Tutorial

Sound Effect Tutorial

Tools etc.

Layout Generator

Widgets for free Neocities accounts

Cheatsheet

Helpful Sites

Self-study Checklist

Coding Quizzes

Code Snippets

CSS Image Filters

My VSCode Setup

Preview Plugin

Webring Script

Lists

List of Cliques

List of Webrings

Advanced Tutorials

Git Tutorial

node/npm tutorial

Webpack Tutorial

Eleventy (11ty) Tutorial

Google Sheets API Tutorial

I know HTML, CSS, and JS. Now what?

Let's reclaim the web together! :)

[hypermediagirl]

HTML for People

HTML isn't only for people working in the tech field. It's for everyone. Learn how to make a website from scratch in this beginner friendly

if you're learning HTML for any reason, i can't recommend HTML for people highly enough. it's a fantastic introduction to HTML and CSS targeted towards beginners who aren't technically inclined, and it isn't patronizing towards the reader for that. it's a very relaxed and kind (but informative) resource that even i reference from time to time (and i consider myself pretty good with semantic HTML).

definitely check it out if you're interested in making a personal site, or working with HTML at all.

[lordeboy]

From now on im tellin jobs I was General manager at Toys R Us. Who tf they gone call

[natural--blues]

That’s actually a wise move that many people do practice. Don’t have enough job experience, but need it to get the job? Put yourself down as having had experience in a position in a company that is no longer in business, especially if it closed years ago. They literally have no way of verifying this (do not do this for chains wherein only the store closed, but not the chain). It’s a good way to fluff up your resume, just make sure you put down a position wherein you used skills you already have.

For instance, you can say you were a Personal Assistant – typing, data entry, responding to emails, taking phone calls. 

Or you were an entry level cashier/customer service worker. Retraining is simple at that point.

Need brief training on that, so that you can say you literally were trained?

All for free, just sign up with Alison. Takes 2 seconds to login with your google account, and then you can take some open courseware. Open University is another good place to go for good business acumen courses.

Typing

Microsoft Excel

Basics of Customer Service

Microsoft Word

Human Resources Basics

Business Writing

Basic Business Internet

Acting like a Manager

Project Management

Quality Assurance

Basic Hospitality

Risk Management

Effective Business Communication

Google Apps for Business

Food Safety

Seriously, Alison is amazing. Most courses are only around an hour or so long, and you can say you have some knowledge or some experience in these things… because you do. 

[decaflesbian]

I’ve been using Alison and it’s really rad! super recommend it

[blondejaneblonde]

Also great for those jobs where you should have been trained to do something, but the training was so specific to the company that it’s useless outside of it!

[no-one-offical]

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