Birmington Avery's Rarest Naturas

Our products are safe to use and are toxic free. We sell the best of the best since 1892. ((Looking for members.))

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~Put a Bow on you and make you look pretty~

Thanks...

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How many people are here?

It gets lonely here...

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I would like to buy some waffles and I’d like them to be freshly made

We don’t make them.

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Have any of you ever mooned somepony?

No.

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“Is anyone there?”

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What do you sell again?

A lawnmower… A dishwasher… A pet… Anything…

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“You’ve got mail!”

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gives BOX OF MY BANANPIE MONY

You have to be.

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Idk what you sell but I'll take fifty? You take debit?

And yes, we do accept debit.

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“I-I didn’t mean to!”

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What exactly do you sell...? I see the acronym is B.A.R.N. so I'm assuming farm supplies?

Depends on you.

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“And then will love it” - Avery Birmington