"I'm a god. Gods are special in a lot of ways."

"Hello there, my name's Behemo Barisol, nice to meet you. I guess, huh. Ugh... well, I think I'll get right to the point: please ask me something, I'm very bored and I want to talk. That's... that's it. Heheh, it will be very funny. I hope... so. let's begin." [Behemo Barisol RP/Ask blog] [They/them pronouns, but you can refer to Behemo as you please, don't worry!] [Original profile pic by: Ichika; slight edit by: me, the admin] (Inbox:open) [Admin:I can't draw to save my life, but every now and then I will draw something, maybe for special asks or events. Please don't be mad at me if I make mistakes with the grammar or the vocabulary, english is not my native language. Don't be shy, send a lot of asks and interact! I don't bite! HEH!]

[ask-behemobarisol]

Do you prefer fighting one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

"wHO THE HELL WOULD PREFER A HORSE SIZED DUCK??? DUCKS ARE SCARY OKAY. I TAKE THE 100 HORSES THANK YOU VERY MUCH, NEXT ASK PLEASE"

[ask-behemobarisol]

//OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING INACTIVE BUT I WAS MOVING AND I JUST STARTED SCHOOL.....SO....yeah... from now on i'll try to be more active. By the way... welcome to the new followers of this blog! Feel free to ask anything! And thank you to the older followers!

[ask-behemobarisol]

So, any plans for the future?

“I have never been the type of person who makes plans for the future. I don’t like it, I never did. I don’t even think I’m able to do such thing.”

Their voice was neither too overdramatic and cheerful, nor bitter and sour, they were not using their two main ways of speaking and moods.Behemo was simply serious, and very calm too, with a neutral look and expression on the face as they were talking.

“ So,no. I don’t have any plans for the future. I live day by day and see what happens.”

[ask-behemobarisol]

have you ever had long hairs? like, over the shoulders?

“Of course! When I was a small child I had long hair, very long indeed… they reached my back! I loved to comb them and… and decorate them with hairpins and flowers! Oh~ I loved twintails!”

The dreamy tone they had so far disappeared, leaving the place to a more sour and cold tone as they added after few moments of silence.

“Of course… later on, I was forced to cut them. Tragic, right? Oh well, I don’t care now. Long hair are very uncomfortable anyway, they take too much care and time. I don’t have time for that.”

[ask-behemobarisol]

we all know you and levia are not exactly on friendly terms, but what do you think about your mother rahab????

“Well... In comparison to Levia, I can honestly say Rahab is super, super nice to me. And that says a lot. You know... things were a bit awkward at first.”

The god sighed weakly as they sat down on their favourite armchair, then they stayed silent for a minute, more or less, like they thinking about how to articulate their answer a bit more, then spoke in a low voice, as they didn’t want to be heard too much.

“But as far as I know, we’re on friendly terms. She’s very good at dressing-up and with make-up, I must admit that, sometimes I ask her for some advice... but I never dared to touch her things, I’m too scared and I don’t want a pair of scissors inside my eye. Or... in other places... By the way, she’s very annoying when she’s drunk or when she behaves like a- umh... how do I put this in a polite way-”

Behemo paused for a second.

“Okay screw it, when she behaves like a whore and right after she behaves like a psycho when she thinks her lover is cheating on her. I’m sorry for my rudeness... Probably is one of the few things me and Levia can agree on. And that says a lot. In the end, I’m fine with her when she’s sober and isn’t in the ‘psycho mood’ as I like to say it.”

[ask-behemobarisol]

What is your favourite colour?????

“My favourite colour...? I don’t think I have any.” 

They mused for few seconds, then answered with a smile on the lips.

“Oh dear, I guess I like particularly grey... dark grey, like the one of the storm clouds! I find it very relaxing, beauty~” 

[wrath-with-a-will]

Oh my me... you. You are here too? How great. I guess you were tired of copying, or better ruining, my best creations: my beloved, little humans.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh good god.

“Barisol.” Seth hisses flatly.

…

Was that a jab at his creations? His precious dolls?

No, no, it couldn’t be! Barisol would be a damned fool to feel that bold.

…

“Mm, accusatory today, aren’t we now?” He tries again, more contained now. “Why, I’m not tired at all! In fact, I’m just getting started on brainstorming every way that I can squash your pitiful little playthings!”

[ask-behemobarisol]

They put on their face the best angelic smile possible,not that would be difficult thanks to their pretty face, as the other scientist hissed their name: they loved to annoy their collagues, especially Twiright. 

Did they risk a punch in the face with that attitude? Yes, of course.

Was it funny for them? Absolutely.

“Twiright, I think the word accusatory it’s such an ugly word!”

They faked a sorry face, but just for a ten seconds, only to add right after as they smiled again in that fake angelic  way on their face: of course they would never miss a possibility to make one of their nasty remarks.

“Well, not as ugly as you… However! I see you’re still unpleasant as always.”

The smile on their lips faded slightly as Twiright, that rat, mentioned how he would try and ruin their creation, they could feel pure wrath just at the thought of someone, especially Seth Twiright, messing with their creations, again.

Oh, he could of course try.

Did they care about human beings? Yes, they created them, to them humans were more less like very, very interesting dolls with a will and able to think, move and talk. They could keep Behemo very busy and entertained, that was the most important thing for them.

However, that spark of wrath diminished while Behemo smiled again, as if they didn’t hear anything.

“Ugh, meanie~ No need to destroy my things, or copy them huh, just because you are not able to create something as good as my creations! Maybe, just a suggestion, you can learn to do something good inside that pretty key of yours~” 

[ask-behemobarisol]

Hello there beautiful Behemo (I love you). I've asked Levia this before but now I would love to know your opinion. What do you think of you and Levia swapping roles (you're welcome to look on my page for my opinion if you like)?

A strangely sincere and happy smile appeared on their lips, they even looked a bit flattered.

“Oh my me, aren’t you adorable, dear?~ Hehehehe~”

They cooed as all their vanity came to light.

“Of course I am beautiful, I’m glad someone finally said it loud!”

The god then rambled for more less a minute about all the good qualities they were sure to have, from the stylish way they dressed to their intellect. Just after that minute, they finally decided to answer.

“Mh... well, I can say that would be interesting. I mean, in terms of physical appearance  we are very similar, we are twins after all, and we are both great scientists, I must admit it, ugh. (Please don’t say Levia I said she is clever, thanks~). In terms of personality... instead... huh, we are very different.”

“She could take my place pretty easily if she... just relaxed a bit! And if she wasn’t so... hysterical and moody! Otherwise yeah, it wouldn’t be so hard for her to take my place.”

“ Now that I think about it... maybe she would fit in my... my previous life, you know- my parents would love a prodigy daughter that can be considerated normal and not a creep... like me. I’m sure if we just swapped roles in our previous lives, both of us would be happier. Well... at least for Levia, huh. I don’t really know how I would be if I was raised by Rahab, but as far as I can tell... she’s nice, sometimes. Oh, I’m sorry, I tend to ramble a lot... I hope you don’t mind it, beauty~ By the way, I looked at you page, darling, and I think you got the idea pretty well!I think that would be quiet accurate. Just... I would not like to be the Master of the Hellish Yard, ugh.”

[ask-behemobarisol]

Behemo? Ma'am? I hate to bother you, but your sister directed me to find a "Hanma Baldured". I haven't an idea where he is, but maybe you've seen him around? [askmrpostman]

“Mh? Fancy seeing you. Hanma… Baldured, you said?”

The god stretched their arms before standing up from their disgustingly decorated, golden armchair to reach a bookshelf full of books, all of them placed in alphabetic order, from A to Z.

“Let me check real quick, dear.”

Those books contained every, single name of every single soul who came to the Heavenly Yard: sure, it was a nuisance to update the books everytime a soul arrived in the Heavenly Yard, but that was very useful to keep things organised. Sure, it would have been a lot easier if Behemo was more organised with their work and less of a slacker when it came to work, but by now they were used to it.

The god reached, finally, the book that contained the souls who’s surname started with “B”, gave a quick reading at some pages before closing it and putting it back on its place, then they sat back on their armchair before talking and giving an answer.

“As far as I know, the guy you are looking for is in the Heavenly Yard. Have fun, I guess.”

They shrugged, then they added with a weak smile,

“…I don’t want to see even a drop of blood on the ground, I have no intention to clean the mess caused by someone who isn’t me. Understood, beauty?~”

[ask-behemobarisol]

//Admin: Thank you for the ask!

[ask-behemobarisol]

Behemo? Ma'am? I hate to bother you, but your sister directed me to find a "Hanma Baldured". I haven't an idea where he is, but maybe you've seen him around? [askmrpostman]

“Mh? Fancy seeing you. Hanma... Baldured, you said?”

The god stretched their arms before standing up from their disgustingly decorated, golden armchair to reach a bookshelf full of books, all of them placed in alphabetic order, from A to Z.

“Let me check real quick, dear.”

Those books contained every, single name of every single soul who came to the Heavenly Yard: sure, it was a nuisance to update the books everytime a soul arrived in the Heavenly Yard, but that was very useful to keep things organised. Sure, it would have been a lot easier if Behemo was more organised with their work and less of a slacker when it came to work, but by now they were used to it.

The god reached, finally, the book that contained the souls who’s surname started with “B”, gave a quick reading at some pages before closing it and putting it back on its place, then they sat back on their armchair before talking and giving an answer.

“As far as I know, the guy you are looking for is in the Heavenly Yard. Have fun, I guess.”

They shrugged, then they added with a weak smile,

“...I don’t want to see even a drop of blood on the ground, I have no intention to clean the mess caused by someone who isn’t me. Understood, beauty?~”

[ask-behemobarisol]

behemo, you ignorant slut. . . . Why hadn't you noticed you noticed sooner? you're absolutely teeming with ligma.... . . . . ...... .

“Oh, if it’s not my lovely, cute, sweet twin sister Levia! As always you’re just a meanie, I’m not even surprised. I love you too, my dear grumpy, hysterical, batshit crazy Big Sis! I hope your period finishes soon, so you can be a bit more pleasant to be around with!”

//admin:i had to draw this hjsfhafsfghsgfgdh. yeah let’s start on a great note with behemo arguing with levia. im still wheezing i  love this ask gdhsgjghs [sorry for the quality of the picture, tell me if it isn’t clear enough, i’ll try to upload a better version in case! :))). Sorry if there are grammar mistakes!]

[ask-behemobarisol]

Welcome, beauties.

“Hello, the true master of the Heavenly Yard is speaking. I hope we all have a good time while we speak and know each other, I’d hate to think I wasted everyone’s time. But I’m sure we’ll have a pleasant time together. Now excuse me, I think I’ll go messing with looking for my lovely twin sister, hehehehhe~

 In the meantime, you can ask me everything~ Bye bye, beauties~”