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Ask Blog for Bertholdt Hoover/Fubar from Shingeki no Kyojin. Occassionally NSFW and definitely not spoiler free. tracking "askbertl" ON SEMI HIATUS

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WHO DO YOU THINK ACTUALLY WANTS TO KISS PEOPLE

WHO LIKES DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS

WHO DO YOU THINK WANTS TO DO THIS

BEING KISSED BY PEOPLE.

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semi-hiatus

((You guys have probably noticed that I haven't updated with as much art lately. There's lots of shit going on IRL for me with some huge changes coming up, especially me starting Uni for the first time next month. I'm really anxious and fretting a lot and as much as I love this blog (lots lots lot), I feel really bad when I don't update it in a while/feel like i can't come up with anything good enough to answer asks, and that stupid extra pressure I put on myself here is only helping to psyche me out even more.

I'm trying to step back a bit and relieve some pressure from myself, so I won't be quite as active as I used to be. I love you guys, I'm sorry I'm so silly. I'll just be.. even quieter for now. Aaaaaa.)

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CRYS IN POOLS OF FEELS IN YOUR ASKBOXXXXX

...p-please don't, the other notes are getting wet.

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Teach him how to tie you correctly <3

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Marry Reiner, put a ring on it.

I'm not going to marry anyone.

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Stop being so nervous! Stop sweating and crying! Grab their hands and run towards the sunset, with your own damn love theme music playing in the background!

You know I can't just stop sweating-...;;;;;

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You'll never know what the other person is really thinking unless you ask them- so ask, don't just beat around the bush forever! (also always try to have a condom on hand you never know when one will come in handy ok)

... what is a condom??

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Protect them no matter what and be there with them until the end.

There was never a question of that.

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If he tells you to swallow and you don't want to, hold it in your mouth and kiss him. Then push it into his mouth.

Tells me to swallow... w-wait what, what do you think I'm doing and with whom, anon.;;;

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just tell Annie you want in her pants.

She told me to just wear my own, I wouldn't fit in hers anyway.

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Work out that booty. Reiner loves booty.

I'm not sure he'd want me to work it out too much.

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If you love them, don't be afraid to tell them.

.......///////;;;;;; 

It's complicated.

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be the seme

I still don't know what that is, anon.

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Anonymously give my character relationship advice.

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Please kiss Rainer´s cheek <3

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((Doodling with Acrylics to battle my art block seemed like a good idea when I started doing it... Scanner did weird things to the colours, as always, and also made it kinda blurry in some areas. No idea why.)

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ooc

((I'm having a huge art block right now/can't think of anything interesting to draw. Any suggestions on what I could do to get over that or just picture ideas?)