Welcome Fleshlings

Baymax is here to answer all of your inquiries! Please do not oggle at his booty even though it has been blessed by the gods. It makes him insecure. Baymax's friends may occasionally pop in to give their two cents on the situation as well. Please read the 'About' section! ((Crack!Baymax Ask blog! Feel free to ask anything you want! <3))

[mothmans-mans]

why is this suggested to me

[ask-buttmax]

embrace it

[bootymax]

On a scale of 1-10, how complicated is your relationship with ask-buttmax?

its kind of beyond numbers at this point

[bootymax]

Buttmax

send me a URL and i’ll rate them!

we have a complicated relationship.

[ask-buttmax]

[angry buttmax noises]

[ask-buttmax]

What did the one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

god dammit

[ask-buttmax]

please teach me how to become fabulous

One doesn’t become rich by giving away all their secrets!

[ask-buttmax]

are you Picasso?

No, but I’m related to his cousin Pic-ASS-o

[ask-buttmax]

May I touch your booty?

Go ahead, Nonnie.

[ask-buttmax]

what happened to Tadashi after he smack-cammed GoGo?

[ask-buttmax]

*wiggly eye brows* Has Tadashi ever tried to smack da booty?

Tried and succeeded

[ask-buttmax]

//Hey guys, mod here. I have over like, 15 asks in my inbox, and they’ve been there for sooo long. I’m so sorry I haven’t replied yet! I’ve been feeling super unmotivated recently. I was supposed to do that last gifset like a week and a half ago lmao I’ll get around to answering all your asks soon though! I’m going to be pretty selective with them though, but I promise I should answer all of them in time <3

[ask-buttmax]

Hiro has a bit of a Napoleon complex.

((original x))

[ask-buttmax]

When Tadashi was building you, did you ever glitch out really bad? Show us what happened!

I’d call it more of an ‘Extra Feature’ than a glitch

[ask-buttmax]

Buttmax, have you, Tadashi and Hiro ever had a twerk-off to see who's the best?

We used to have monthly twerking competitions with Aunt Cass!

 but then Tadashi lost his ass and Hiro became a Weeb, now all I have is my memories of much happier times..

[ask-buttmax]

how come Tadashi is more sexy than Hiro?

Probably because Tadashi is an almost fully grown adult whilst Hiro is an under aged teenager who is only beginning to go through puberty

[ask-buttmax]

Does tadashi have a soft butt or a big one? If there where butt battles of twerking would you win of tadashi?

Tadashi doesn’t have an ass anymore.. Not after... the accident.Tadashi is as flat as a plank now, its a rather sad to look at

[ask-buttmax]

has any of the team members tried to do a smack cam

Frederick once attempted a Smack Cam on Miss Gogo.His face was so swollen that he couldn't see for the next two days.

[ask-buttmax]

Does Hiro dance with his booty, too?

Hiro is too much of a weeaboo-ass-nerd to bootydance. Besides, he’s as flat as cardboard.