Hang in there, Joan.

Hey guys I'm Michael and honestly what the fuck ever

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[zoesupreme]

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[slutstarlet]

[veryluckyclovers]

[depsidase]

[crazysodomite]

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

[glutko]

[swampgallows]

this is hurting me, dear.

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[cherrysworlds]

if youre happy and you know it lay an egg

[kittensnax]

you won't begin to believe how much I pace my house going "I like dry food! I like playing with shoelaces!" like I spiritually am this cat

[targetedknowledge]

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[onion-souls]

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[conzoop]

[summer-fire]

[sea--burn]