Hang in there, Joan.

Hey guys I'm Michael and honestly what the fuck ever

[memorycycle]

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

[pangur-and-grim]

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

[pangur-and-grim]

why aren't we doing this?

[pangur-and-grim]

you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[targetedknowledge]

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[cristalplanetheart]

[bigbigtruck]

sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it

[depsidase]

[kosmogrl]

[00l6]

I feel seen

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[captain-price-returns]

Ngl "being so vapid and easy to influence that the neo-nazis and Israeli government are passing you back and forth" is quite a funny bit

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

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[goodnightngoth]

me: sorry i’ve been busy

me for the last hours:

[triviallytrue]

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[toastyglow]

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

[toastyglow]

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it