The Guac' Ain't Free, Shithead.

It was either do time in prison or work at a Mexican food chain. These ingredients are fresh as all hell, so you better be damn grateful. || Chesse, McPotle || #retailwatch #mcpotle ||  [Chupi]

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RETAILWATCH THANKSGIVING!!!

Contribute some food to the table!

I’ll go first

Happy WhataThanksgiving!

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Have some Chipotle bowls, I guess.

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smelly

D:<

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huge dick (personality)

YER LIFE ENDS 30 MINUTES FROM NOW

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small dick

Hey anon, turn on your location, I just’ wanna talk

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Come into my inbox and roast my muse.

Do your worst.

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-Sniffles- I think.. eugh, I caught a cold. Gross.

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Jessseeeeeeee… Hold me, I’m dying….

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Won't I get sick if I do?

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“your hair is so soft” (McPotle)

With how many days I just stay home, I stopped styling it, haha…

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That’s jus’ how it is naturally.

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Mhmm… Feels nice when you play with it.

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You jus' like it when people touch yer hair.

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“your hair is so soft” (McPotle)

With how many days I just stay home, I stopped styling it, haha…

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That's jus' how it is naturally.

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I never loved a person the way that I love you.

I reckon I noticed by now.

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Yeah.. made it kind of obvious.

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I don’t mind it.

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We really built something good here.

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Yeah... Yeah.

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I don't regret gettin' high n' smashin' them mailboxes, but now they want me to pay for 'em? Pah!

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I never loved a person the way that I love you.

I reckon I noticed by now.

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Yeah.. made it kind of obvious.

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I don't mind it.

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I never loved a person the way that I love you.

I reckon I noticed by now.

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{Starters} Whitesnake (1987) Lyrics

❝ I hear the wolf howl, honey. ❞  

❝ I feel my heart beating heavy…  ❞  

❝ In the shadow of the night, I see the full moon rise.  ❞

❝ My heart [started] aching. ❞  

❝ My body [started] shaking. ❞ 

❝ I can’t take no more, no! ❞ 

❝ I just want to get close to you and feel your love… ❞ 

❝ So sweet. ❞ 

❝ I just wanna make love to you. ❞ 

❝ [I wanna] feel your body heat.. ❞ 

❝ In the still of the night… ❞ 

❝ I’m waiting for the night to come. ❞

❝ Tell me here, baby. ❞

❝ I know you, you know me. ❞

❝ I’m the black sheep of the family. ❞

❝ I’m in and out of trouble. ❞

❝ I get wild in the street when the sun goes down. ❞

❝ I steal around like a thief in the night. ❞  

❝ I don’t care what people think. ❞  

❝ I can’t hear what the people say. ❞

❝ When I first saw you, baby, you took my breath away. ❞

❝ I knew your name was Trouble, but my heart got in the way. ❞

❝ I couldn’t stop myself from reaching out.. ❞

❝ I could not turn away. ❞ 

❝ I don’t even know your name. ❞ 

❝ I can’t leave you alone. ❞ 

❝ I ‘m running ‘round in circles… ❞ 

❝ I know I’m the game your playing. ❞ 

❝ Baby, I just can’t let go. ❞ 

❝ Give me all your love tonight.. ❞ 

❝ I’ll work hard everyday to love and treat you right. ❞ 

❝ I’ll rock you in the morning and roll you in the night. ❞ 

❝ I’m gonna prove my love for you. ❞ 

❝ I’m blinded by your smile. ❞ 

❝ I’m tired of waiting. ❞ 

❝ I look in the mirror [and] I don’t like what I see. ❞ 

❝ I try so hard to believe, but I don’t understand. ❞ 

❝ The search goes on… ❞ 

❝ Alone again…it’s always the same. ❞ 

❝ I just need someone to show me the way to go. ❞ 

❝ I’m looking for love to rescue the state of my heart. ❞ 

❝ I keep on dreaming dreams of tomorrow. ❞ 

❝ Feel I’m wasting my time… ❞

❝ The sun is shining – but it’s raining in my heart. ❞    

❝ No one understands the heartache, [and] no one feels the pain.❞ 

❝ No one ever sees the tears when you’re crying in the rain… ❞ 

❝ I can’t seem to separate the good times from the bad. ❞ 

❝ I should have known better than to let you go alone. ❞ 

❝ It’s times like these [where] I can’t make it on my own. ❞ 

❝ I can’t wait to see you again. ❞ 

❝ I need you by my side. ❞ 

❝ I don’t think I can take anymore. ❞ 

❝ Is this love that I’m feeling? ❞ 

❝ Is this the love that I’ve been searching for? ❞ 

❝ Is this love or am I dreaming? ❞

❝ I can’t stop the feeling. ❞   

❝ With you, I’ve found the key to open any door. ❞   

❝ I can feel my love for you growing stronger day by day. ❞   

❝ I’m coming ‘round to see you. ❞   

❝ I’ve been hearing about you. ❞   

❝ Everybody says you’re front page news. ❞   

❝ I’m coming after you. ❞   

❝ I’m going straight for the heart. ❞   

❝ Gonna drive you crazy.. ❞   

❝ I’m gonna drive you insane.❞   

❝ I never loved a [person] the way that I love you. ❞   

❝ You don’t know what you’re putting me through. ❞   

❝ My heart is in your hand. ❞   

❝ Don’t turn away before the night is over. ❞   

❝ You turn away what you feel inside. ❞   

❝ You can’t forget all your foolish pride. ❞   

❝ Do you wanna drown in your own sorrow – or are you gonna try to love again? ❞   

❝ Don’t turn away from what you feel inside. ❞   

❝ I’m in the mood to fool around. ❞   

❝ It’s time for action. ❞   

❝ Turn up the music! ❞   

❝ Make it loud and proud! ❞   

❝ Just let the music take you higher! ❞   

❝ You got the power! ❞   

❝ I’m gonna show you what I’ve learned. ❞   

❝ I don’t know where I’m going, but I sure know where I’ve been. ❞   

❝ I’ve made up my mind. ❞   

❝ I ain’t wasting no more time. ❞   

❝ I never seem to find what I’m looking for. ❞   

❝ Here I go again on my own.. ❞   

❝ Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone. ❞   

❝ I’ve seen that look on your face before. ❞   

❝ Now it’s eye for an eye… ❞   

❝ No more hiding behind the truth. ❞   

❝ I’m gonna get exactly what’s coming to me.. ❞   

❝ You’re gonna break my heart again. ❞   

❝ You never let me forget it. ❞   

❝ You’re gonna live to regret it.. ❞   

❝ I took advantage of you. ❞   

❝ It’s down on me to pay the price. ❞   

❝ You sacrificed for me… ❞   

❝ When you told me you loved me, I knew it was lies. ❞   

❝ No more crying, no more goodbyes. ❞   

❝ This time’s the last time. ❞   

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you shouldn't doubt your mom

She ain't my ma!

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I sure do hope that lady can keep a secret.

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Why is she back

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Who?

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THE DEVIL HERSELF.

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-Raises his hand- Is the devil hot?

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UNFORTUNATELY

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Well, well, well…

What do we have here?

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Nuh-uh

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How’s my favorite little ingrate?

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Dandy til you showed up!