Service.. with a smile.

We don't take any kind of tom-foolery here.

[ask-mcdonalds-ashe]

Will the real Jesse McCree please stand up

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

There's more than I remember.

[ask-barbcutie-mccree]

Roses are red, violets are blue

Why did you leave me Ashe, what did I do

@ask-oceania-cruise-younghardt @ask-gamestop-sombra @ask-mcdonalds-ashe @ask-texasroadhouse-ashe

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

@ask-texasroadhouse-ashe

You know what? I should break every damn bone in your body.

….but then again, I should maybe thank you.

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

I’m listening.

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Well, thanks to your stupid advice, not only did I lose the one guy I gave my heart to, but I made myself look like a total idiot while doin’ it. I shoulda figured it was dumb, but I was jus’ lookin’ for an excuse. Now I’m sure I don’t have anymore friends either.

However… This showed me what I’d known all along. I knew I wasn’t cut out for being with someone… I failed once, and thought I could fix it, but it turns out that nothin’ changed. Thanks to you, I realize that I’m nothin’ more than a playboy. Can’t be anythin’ else, even if I tried. So I’m done.

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

You've been that way your whole life. Back in the gang, it was never just us. You loved the company of everyone too much. Falling in love just ain't your tempo.

But you've bounced back from worse. You'll be okay, cowboy. I'll catch you around.

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Singles eat at half price tonight.

[ask-halfpricebooks-zarya]

Great! Is there anything special on menu tonight?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Our soup of the night is lobster bisque.

[ask-halfpricebooks-zarya]

That sounds good! I would also like to add the ribeye to my order, please.

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Understood. We'll get that to you lickety split.

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

@ask-texasroadhouse-ashe

You know what? I should break every damn bone in your body.

….but then again, I should maybe thank you.

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

I'm listening.

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Singles eat at half price tonight.

[ask-halfpricebooks-zarya]

Great! Is there anything special on menu tonight?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Our soup of the night is lobster bisque.

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Singles eat at half price tonight.

[ask-oceania-cruise-younghardt]

WOOO

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Ah, one of the many sailors. What can I get for you?

[ask-oceania-cruise-younghardt]

Uh… vhat do you recommend?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

I'm partial to our ribeye. Best cut of meat if you ask me.

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Singles eat at half price tonight.

[ask-oceania-cruise-younghardt]

WOOO

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Ah, one of the many sailors. What can I get for you?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Singles eat at half price tonight.

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

@ask-oceania-cruise-mccree

My, my, that was a close one, wasn’t it?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Why’d you even help me?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Makes things easier. Besides, they always say ignorance is bliss. And why hurt someone so innocent when we can just keep a secret?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Oh, I dunno, Ashe. I don’t think I– Well–

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

We’re just enjoying the company of one another. Isn’t that right?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

I…guess?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Nothing wrong with that..

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

I– Yeah, I reckon not– Yeah..

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

So why don’t we.. spend some more time together?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Hhn.. I mean..if you say it ain’t wrong..

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Nothing wrong at all...

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

@ask-oceania-cruise-mccree

My, my, that was a close one, wasn’t it?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Why’d you even help me?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Makes things easier. Besides, they always say ignorance is bliss. And why hurt someone so innocent when we can just keep a secret?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Oh, I dunno, Ashe. I don’t think I– Well–

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

We’re just enjoying the company of one another. Isn’t that right?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

I…guess?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Nothing wrong with that..

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

I– Yeah, I reckon not– Yeah..

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

So why don't we.. spend some more time together?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

@ask-oceania-cruise-mccree

My, my, that was a close one, wasn’t it?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Why’d you even help me?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Makes things easier. Besides, they always say ignorance is bliss. And why hurt someone so innocent when we can just keep a secret?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Oh, I dunno, Ashe. I don’t think I– Well–

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

We’re just enjoying the company of one another. Isn’t that right?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

I…guess?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Nothing wrong with that..

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

@ask-oceania-cruise-mccree

My, my, that was a close one, wasn’t it?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Why’d you even help me?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Makes things easier. Besides, they always say ignorance is bliss. And why hurt someone so innocent when we can just keep a secret?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Oh, I dunno, Ashe. I don’t think I– Well–

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

We're just enjoying the company of one another. Isn't that right?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

@ask-oceania-cruise-mccree

My, my, that was a close one, wasn’t it?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Why’d you even help me?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Makes things easier. Besides, they always say ignorance is bliss. And why hurt someone so innocent when we can just keep a secret?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

@ask-oceania-cruise-mccree

My, my, that was a close one, wasn't it?

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

Did you hear the news?

What news?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

THE… THE WEATHER! It’s gonna be CLEAR skies! Ain’t that somethin’? HA-

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

Uh…. Jesse, are you alright?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

NEVER BETTER! :D

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

You’re sweating a lot.

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

It’s hot! Wow, summer!

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

Jesse, it’s fall.

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Whoa… That was fast! HeheheHEH

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

You’re lying to me…

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Lying? Haha! Who’s lying?

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

Jesse.

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

….. Um– I gotta go–

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

No you don’t. Tell me what happened.

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

No, really! I gotta..!

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

Jesse! Please.. Stop lying to me….

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Genji, I– …Erm..

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

What? What did you do?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

I– I might have– accidentally, uh–

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

Might have accidentally what?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Jesse accidentally lost something off yours.. He stressed so much about he asked me of all people to help him look. He was just so worried it’d make you mad at him.

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Ashe– I–

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

I know, I know. You didn't want him to know until you found it. But it's hardly that big of a deal.

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

Did you hear the news?

What news?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

THE… THE WEATHER! It’s gonna be CLEAR skies! Ain’t that somethin’? HA-

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

Uh…. Jesse, are you alright?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

NEVER BETTER! :D

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

You’re sweating a lot.

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

It’s hot! Wow, summer!

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

Jesse, it’s fall.

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Whoa… That was fast! HeheheHEH

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

You’re lying to me…

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Lying? Haha! Who’s lying?

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

Jesse.

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

….. Um– I gotta go–

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

No you don’t. Tell me what happened.

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

No, really! I gotta..!

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

Jesse! Please.. Stop lying to me….

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

Genji, I– …Erm..

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

What? What did you do?

[ask-oceania-cruise-mccree]

I– I might have– accidentally, uh–

[ask-oceania-cruise-genji]

Might have accidentally what?

[ask-texasroadhouse-ashe]

Jesse accidentally lost something off yours.. He stressed so much about he asked me of all people to help him look. He was just so worried it'd make you mad at him.