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*Clem shrieks, trying to dodge the people.*

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@ask-clementine-schuyler
AHH
//sorry not sorry
"AHHHH, WHAT IS THAT-"
*Clem shrieks, trying to dodge the people.*
"Oh my god! Clementine you grew up so fast!"
*Eliza said patting Clem on her head*
*Clem smiled widely.*
"Thank you, Auntie Eliza! You look as pretty as always, how have you been?"
"Oh im fine just got a little bored lately and I decided to meet Up with you. Thats no problem!"
*she also smiles*
"Oh, that's good!"
*Clem took her aunt's hands into her own.*
"I'm so happy to finally see you again!"
"Oh my god! Clementine you grew up so fast!"
*Eliza said patting Clem on her head*
*Clem smiled widely.*
"Thank you, Auntie Eliza! You look as pretty as always, how have you been?"
"Hey Susan! :3" - @ask-clementine-schuyler
"Hey Clem." *she gives a monotone expression* "need smth?"
*Happily skipping around Susan, because girl does not have a single braincell* "Well, I just wanted to talk to you! Is it such a crime for two girls to be friends?" *She dramatically puts a hand onto her chest and sighs, knowing it pisses Susan off.*
"Some people may even say a very, veeery close relationship between two girls can be quite beautiful-"
*glare* "tone it down. You're too loud."
"SOOORRRYYYYY." *Shuts up* "Well anyways, how was your day?"
"Fine. Punched a guy." she looks into the distance.
"You did what." *Clementine takes a few steps back.* "I just spent my day spreading rumours about people I don't like. That's a normal thing!"
"That's a normal thing for YOU. Punching people is a normal thing for me ✌︎"
"Well, uhm-"
"You punch people on the regular, Susan, that's a bit...immoral, if you ask me." *And Clem is trying to hide the fact she's gonna burst out w/ laughter any second now.*
"The bitch started it"
*Gasp* "Oh my God. Tell me everything." *She takes out her notepad to write down any gossip that could possibly be used for future references. (It's just nice to have that on hand)*
*Shrug* "just the usual. Called my mom a slut whore"
*Clementine nods.* "Okay, they so deserved it then. If you need anybody to help you with anything, I could ruin their reputation? If you haven't done that yet." *This whole time, she's looking at Susan with this face :3*
"I have acquired a sidekick"
"Oh, yay!" *She twirls her hair between her fingertips.*
"Okay. Guy's name is "Bob Parker". Dumbass name, just like him. I mean, BOB- anyway, got any dirt on 'em?"
"Oh my God, his name is Bob?" *Begins laughing hysterically, and collects herself after a few minutes.* "Actually, he cheats on his girlfriend with her cousin. Her male cousin."
"Omg he's just like Alexander (except for the male part bcz John's not Elizas cousin). Eliza is mom's cousin. Tell me more."
"Uhmm..." *She takes a deep breath.* "Oh well, he also failed SAT Prep and is only still in Calculus because he bribed the teacher :3"
"Hehe. Perfect. Now, you run the gossip column in the school newspaper, right?"
"Of course I do!" *Clementine continues to twirl her curls around her fingers while grinning in a charming way.*
"Perfectttttttt" *evil Disney villain smile*
"I second that!" *also does the smile™️*
*High five*
"Yass." *Also highfives her.*
*Timeskip bcz I can*
[In the English class room after school, writing this week's column] "Anddddddd…done! Mwahahahahahah, he will perish >:)"
*Clementine looks over.* "Next, we should break into his house and make him a drink consisting of drain cleaner." (Well somebody watched too much teenage drama movies)
"Uhm, I'm all for revenge, but I'm strictly only all for LEGAL revenge."
"Oh. :(" *Dramatic sigh* "Well okay, legal revenge it is."
"Hey Susan! :3" - @ask-clementine-schuyler
"Hey Clem." *she gives a monotone expression* "need smth?"
*Happily skipping around Susan, because girl does not have a single braincell* "Well, I just wanted to talk to you! Is it such a crime for two girls to be friends?" *She dramatically puts a hand onto her chest and sighs, knowing it pisses Susan off.*
"Some people may even say a very, veeery close relationship between two girls can be quite beautiful-"
*glare* "tone it down. You're too loud."
"SOOORRRYYYYY." *Shuts up* "Well anyways, how was your day?"
"Fine. Punched a guy." she looks into the distance.
"You did what." *Clementine takes a few steps back.* "I just spent my day spreading rumours about people I don't like. That's a normal thing!"
"That's a normal thing for YOU. Punching people is a normal thing for me ✌︎"
"Well, uhm-"
"You punch people on the regular, Susan, that's a bit...immoral, if you ask me." *And Clem is trying to hide the fact she's gonna burst out w/ laughter any second now.*
"The bitch started it"
*Gasp* "Oh my God. Tell me everything." *She takes out her notepad to write down any gossip that could possibly be used for future references. (It's just nice to have that on hand)*
*Shrug* "just the usual. Called my mom a slut whore"
*Clementine nods.* "Okay, they so deserved it then. If you need anybody to help you with anything, I could ruin their reputation? If you haven't done that yet." *This whole time, she's looking at Susan with this face :3*
"I have acquired a sidekick"
"Oh, yay!" *She twirls her hair between her fingertips.*
"Okay. Guy's name is "Bob Parker". Dumbass name, just like him. I mean, BOB- anyway, got any dirt on 'em?"
"Oh my God, his name is Bob?" *Begins laughing hysterically, and collects herself after a few minutes.* "Actually, he cheats on his girlfriend with her cousin. Her male cousin."
"Omg he's just like Alexander (except for the male part bcz John's not Elizas cousin). Eliza is mom's cousin. Tell me more."
"Uhmm..." *She takes a deep breath.* "Oh well, he also failed SAT Prep and is only still in Calculus because he bribed the teacher :3"
"Hehe. Perfect. Now, you run the gossip column in the school newspaper, right?"
"Of course I do!" *Clementine continues to twirl her curls around her fingers while grinning in a charming way.*
"Perfectttttttt" *evil Disney villain smile*
"I second that!" *also does the smile™️*
*High five*
"Yass." *Also highfives her.*
*Timeskip bcz I can*
[In the English class room after school, writing this week's column] "Anddddddd…done! Mwahahahahahah, he will perish >:)"
*Clementine looks over.* "Next, we should break into his house and make him a drink consisting of drain cleaner." (Well somebody watched too much teenage drama movies)
"Hey Susan! :3" - @ask-clementine-schuyler
"Hey Clem." *she gives a monotone expression* "need smth?"
*Happily skipping around Susan, because girl does not have a single braincell* "Well, I just wanted to talk to you! Is it such a crime for two girls to be friends?" *She dramatically puts a hand onto her chest and sighs, knowing it pisses Susan off.*
"Some people may even say a very, veeery close relationship between two girls can be quite beautiful-"
*glare* "tone it down. You're too loud."
"SOOORRRYYYYY." *Shuts up* "Well anyways, how was your day?"
"Fine. Punched a guy." she looks into the distance.
"You did what." *Clementine takes a few steps back.* "I just spent my day spreading rumours about people I don't like. That's a normal thing!"
"That's a normal thing for YOU. Punching people is a normal thing for me ✌︎"
"Well, uhm-"
"You punch people on the regular, Susan, that's a bit...immoral, if you ask me." *And Clem is trying to hide the fact she's gonna burst out w/ laughter any second now.*
"The bitch started it"
*Gasp* "Oh my God. Tell me everything." *She takes out her notepad to write down any gossip that could possibly be used for future references. (It's just nice to have that on hand)*
*Shrug* "just the usual. Called my mom a slut whore"
*Clementine nods.* "Okay, they so deserved it then. If you need anybody to help you with anything, I could ruin their reputation? If you haven't done that yet." *This whole time, she's looking at Susan with this face :3*
"I have acquired a sidekick"
"Oh, yay!" *She twirls her hair between her fingertips.*
"Okay. Guy's name is "Bob Parker". Dumbass name, just like him. I mean, BOB- anyway, got any dirt on 'em?"
"Oh my God, his name is Bob?" *Begins laughing hysterically, and collects herself after a few minutes.* "Actually, he cheats on his girlfriend with her cousin. Her male cousin."
"Omg he's just like Alexander (except for the male part bcz John's not Elizas cousin). Eliza is mom's cousin. Tell me more."
"Uhmm..." *She takes a deep breath.* "Oh well, he also failed SAT Prep and is only still in Calculus because he bribed the teacher :3"
"Hehe. Perfect. Now, you run the gossip column in the school newspaper, right?"
"Of course I do!" *Clementine continues to twirl her curls around her fingers while grinning in a charming way.*
"Perfectttttttt" *evil Disney villain smile*
"I second that!" *also does the smile™️*
*High five*
"Yass." *Also highfives her.*
"Hey Susan! :3" - @ask-clementine-schuyler
"Hey Clem." *she gives a monotone expression* "need smth?"
*Happily skipping around Susan, because girl does not have a single braincell* "Well, I just wanted to talk to you! Is it such a crime for two girls to be friends?" *She dramatically puts a hand onto her chest and sighs, knowing it pisses Susan off.*
"Some people may even say a very, veeery close relationship between two girls can be quite beautiful-"
*glare* "tone it down. You're too loud."
"SOOORRRYYYYY." *Shuts up* "Well anyways, how was your day?"
"Fine. Punched a guy." she looks into the distance.
"You did what." *Clementine takes a few steps back.* "I just spent my day spreading rumours about people I don't like. That's a normal thing!"
"That's a normal thing for YOU. Punching people is a normal thing for me ✌︎"
"Well, uhm-"
"You punch people on the regular, Susan, that's a bit...immoral, if you ask me." *And Clem is trying to hide the fact she's gonna burst out w/ laughter any second now.*
"The bitch started it"
*Gasp* "Oh my God. Tell me everything." *She takes out her notepad to write down any gossip that could possibly be used for future references. (It's just nice to have that on hand)*
*Shrug* "just the usual. Called my mom a slut whore"
*Clementine nods.* "Okay, they so deserved it then. If you need anybody to help you with anything, I could ruin their reputation? If you haven't done that yet." *This whole time, she's looking at Susan with this face :3*
"I have acquired a sidekick"
"Oh, yay!" *She twirls her hair between her fingertips.*
"Okay. Guy's name is "Bob Parker". Dumbass name, just like him. I mean, BOB- anyway, got any dirt on 'em?"
"Oh my God, his name is Bob?" *Begins laughing hysterically, and collects herself after a few minutes.* "Actually, he cheats on his girlfriend with her cousin. Her male cousin."
"Omg he's just like Alexander (except for the male part bcz John's not Elizas cousin). Eliza is mom's cousin. Tell me more."
"Uhmm..." *She takes a deep breath.* "Oh well, he also failed SAT Prep and is only still in Calculus because he bribed the teacher :3"
"Hehe. Perfect. Now, you run the gossip column in the school newspaper, right?"
"Of course I do!" *Clementine continues to twirl her curls around her fingers while grinning in a charming way.*
"Perfectttttttt" *evil Disney villain smile*
"I second that!" *also does the smile™️*
"Hey Susan! :3" - @ask-clementine-schuyler
"Hey Clem." *she gives a monotone expression* "need smth?"
*Happily skipping around Susan, because girl does not have a single braincell* "Well, I just wanted to talk to you! Is it such a crime for two girls to be friends?" *She dramatically puts a hand onto her chest and sighs, knowing it pisses Susan off.*
"Some people may even say a very, veeery close relationship between two girls can be quite beautiful-"
*glare* "tone it down. You're too loud."
"SOOORRRYYYYY." *Shuts up* "Well anyways, how was your day?"
"Fine. Punched a guy." she looks into the distance.
"You did what." *Clementine takes a few steps back.* "I just spent my day spreading rumours about people I don't like. That's a normal thing!"
"That's a normal thing for YOU. Punching people is a normal thing for me ✌︎"
"Well, uhm-"
"You punch people on the regular, Susan, that's a bit...immoral, if you ask me." *And Clem is trying to hide the fact she's gonna burst out w/ laughter any second now.*
"The bitch started it"
*Gasp* "Oh my God. Tell me everything." *She takes out her notepad to write down any gossip that could possibly be used for future references. (It's just nice to have that on hand)*
*Shrug* "just the usual. Called my mom a slut whore"
*Clementine nods.* "Okay, they so deserved it then. If you need anybody to help you with anything, I could ruin their reputation? If you haven't done that yet." *This whole time, she's looking at Susan with this face :3*
"I have acquired a sidekick"
"Oh, yay!" *She twirls her hair between her fingertips.*
"Okay. Guy's name is "Bob Parker". Dumbass name, just like him. I mean, BOB- anyway, got any dirt on 'em?"
"Oh my God, his name is Bob?" *Begins laughing hysterically, and collects herself after a few minutes.* "Actually, he cheats on his girlfriend with her cousin. Her male cousin."
"Omg he's just like Alexander (except for the male part bcz John's not Elizas cousin). Eliza is mom's cousin. Tell me more."
"Uhmm..." *She takes a deep breath.* "Oh well, he also failed SAT Prep and is only still in Calculus because he bribed the teacher :3"
(Don't mind me, just testing smth)
Anon asks work, if that's what you wanted to test!
"Hey Susan! :3" - @ask-clementine-schuyler
"Hey Clem." *she gives a monotone expression* "need smth?"
*Happily skipping around Susan, because girl does not have a single braincell* "Well, I just wanted to talk to you! Is it such a crime for two girls to be friends?" *She dramatically puts a hand onto her chest and sighs, knowing it pisses Susan off.*
"Some people may even say a very, veeery close relationship between two girls can be quite beautiful-"
*glare* "tone it down. You're too loud."
"SOOORRRYYYYY." *Shuts up* "Well anyways, how was your day?"
"Fine. Punched a guy." she looks into the distance.
"You did what." *Clementine takes a few steps back.* "I just spent my day spreading rumours about people I don't like. That's a normal thing!"
"That's a normal thing for YOU. Punching people is a normal thing for me ✌︎"
"Well, uhm-"
"You punch people on the regular, Susan, that's a bit...immoral, if you ask me." *And Clem is trying to hide the fact she's gonna burst out w/ laughter any second now.*
"The bitch started it"
*Gasp* "Oh my God. Tell me everything." *She takes out her notepad to write down any gossip that could possibly be used for future references. (It's just nice to have that on hand)*
*Shrug* "just the usual. Called my mom a slut whore"
*Clementine nods.* "Okay, they so deserved it then. If you need anybody to help you with anything, I could ruin their reputation? If you haven't done that yet." *This whole time, she's looking at Susan with this face :3*
"I have acquired a sidekick"
"Oh, yay!" *She twirls her hair between her fingertips.*
"Okay. Guy's name is "Bob Parker". Dumbass name, just like him. I mean, BOB- anyway, got any dirt on 'em?"
"Oh my God, his name is Bob?" *Begins laughing hysterically, and collects herself after a few minutes.* "Actually, he cheats on his girlfriend with her cousin. Her male cousin."
"Hey Susan! :3" - @ask-clementine-schuyler
"Hey Clem." *she gives a monotone expression* "need smth?"
*Happily skipping around Susan, because girl does not have a single braincell* "Well, I just wanted to talk to you! Is it such a crime for two girls to be friends?" *She dramatically puts a hand onto her chest and sighs, knowing it pisses Susan off.*
"Some people may even say a very, veeery close relationship between two girls can be quite beautiful-"
*glare* "tone it down. You're too loud."
"SOOORRRYYYYY." *Shuts up* "Well anyways, how was your day?"
"Fine. Punched a guy." she looks into the distance.
"You did what." *Clementine takes a few steps back.* "I just spent my day spreading rumours about people I don't like. That's a normal thing!"
"That's a normal thing for YOU. Punching people is a normal thing for me ✌︎"
"Well, uhm-"
"You punch people on the regular, Susan, that's a bit...immoral, if you ask me." *And Clem is trying to hide the fact she's gonna burst out w/ laughter any second now.*
"The bitch started it"
*Gasp* "Oh my God. Tell me everything." *She takes out her notepad to write down any gossip that could possibly be used for future references. (It's just nice to have that on hand)*
*Shrug* "just the usual. Called my mom a slut whore"
*Clementine nods.* "Okay, they so deserved it then. If you need anybody to help you with anything, I could ruin their reputation? If you haven't done that yet." *This whole time, she's looking at Susan with this face :3*
"I have acquired a sidekick"
"Oh, yay!" *She twirls her hair between her fingertips.*
For this Disability Pride Month, I saw a post that was shittybad and it made me angry. So have this
…this generally made tears form in my eyes. Not sure I would completely call it crying, but thank you. This touched me.
The maps has already breached our defences
*looks at the people on tumblr who support maps pedophiles* you see what they have done to our fellow tumblrers
Not a single one of them died, plus they were brats and not normal children
This is why you're my partner👍 (you're right they were brats omg)
"Hey Susan! :3" - @ask-clementine-schuyler
"Hey Clem." *she gives a monotone expression* "need smth?"
*Happily skipping around Susan, because girl does not have a single braincell* "Well, I just wanted to talk to you! Is it such a crime for two girls to be friends?" *She dramatically puts a hand onto her chest and sighs, knowing it pisses Susan off.*
"Some people may even say a very, veeery close relationship between two girls can be quite beautiful-"
*glare* "tone it down. You're too loud."
"SOOORRRYYYYY." *Shuts up* "Well anyways, how was your day?"
"Fine. Punched a guy." she looks into the distance.
"You did what." *Clementine takes a few steps back.* "I just spent my day spreading rumours about people I don't like. That's a normal thing!"
"That's a normal thing for YOU. Punching people is a normal thing for me ✌︎"
"Well, uhm-"
"You punch people on the regular, Susan, that's a bit...immoral, if you ask me." *And Clem is trying to hide the fact she's gonna burst out w/ laughter any second now.*
"The bitch started it"
*Gasp* "Oh my God. Tell me everything." *She takes out her notepad to write down any gossip that could possibly be used for future references. (It's just nice to have that on hand)*
*Shrug* "just the usual. Called my mom a slut whore"
*Clementine nods.* "Okay, they so deserved it then. If you need anybody to help you with anything, I could ruin their reputation? If you haven't done that yet." *This whole time, she's looking at Susan with this face :3*
"Hey Susan! :3" - @ask-clementine-schuyler
"Hey Clem." *she gives a monotone expression* "need smth?"
*Happily skipping around Susan, because girl does not have a single braincell* "Well, I just wanted to talk to you! Is it such a crime for two girls to be friends?" *She dramatically puts a hand onto her chest and sighs, knowing it pisses Susan off.*
"Some people may even say a very, veeery close relationship between two girls can be quite beautiful-"
*glare* "tone it down. You're too loud."
"SOOORRRYYYYY." *Shuts up* "Well anyways, how was your day?"
"Fine. Punched a guy." she looks into the distance.
"You did what." *Clementine takes a few steps back.* "I just spent my day spreading rumours about people I don't like. That's a normal thing!"
"That's a normal thing for YOU. Punching people is a normal thing for me ✌︎"
"Well, uhm-"
"You punch people on the regular, Susan, that's a bit...immoral, if you ask me." *And Clem is trying to hide the fact she's gonna burst out w/ laughter any second now.*
"The bitch started it"
*Gasp* "Oh my God. Tell me everything." *She takes out her notepad to write down any gossip that could possibly be used for future references. (It's just nice to have that on hand)*