"What could possibly go wrong?"

A non-canon ask/rp blog for the sillies in my ao3 fic :3 | 21 irl

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Introductions are in order

HELLOOOOOOOO, gay people in my phone! Name's Andy! You may also call me Kobold, SockMann, or Mod Sock. I'm the author of Children of The Absolute, a Murder Drones rewrite fic named after its main antagonist - a biomechanical Solver cult.

There's currently three chapters with a fourth in the works, putting us post-pilot but before Thad retrieved N and Uzi in the timeline. Please be aware that I plan on trying to leaning more heavily into horror than the show did, and that perma-death is a very real risk for every single character. <3

Below is a list of my current muses and a link to the fic itself. This blog isn't canon to the fic, but the fic is canon to the blog - muses are affected by the happenings of the latest chapter and come and go depending on what happened, but this effect does not go the other way.

Uzi: The one running the blog. Currently lives with N, whom she has become friends with.

Serial Designation N: This blog was actually his idea, though he lets Uzi take all the credit. Seems chill but Uzi rightfully doesn't truly trust him yet.

Serial Designation V: Yeah she's just kinda here, chained down in the pod. Escape attempts have been made, but Uzi holds advantage over her in the confines of the pod and whoops her ass every time.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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*Pelts Uzi with many branded pens*

Uzi: "AAAAAAAAAA-"

Uzi crumples to the floor and is quickly buried under the flood of durable, high-quality pens. N looks like he's torn between amusement and vague concern, and V's just cackling as "LMAO" displays on her visor.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

I find it absolutely hilarious that since this is a sideblog of @how-and-why-do-i-know-this, I can artificially boost my scores by just liking my own posts, and that my 1,000th like was *myself.*

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( hey could I message you about ocs and rp )

Yeah go for it :3

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( Darcy is the child of n and Uzi )

( for n and Uzi )

Darcy : just cause your my parents doesnt mean you can tell me what to do

Uzi: "Yes we ca- wait, what?" Uzi looks up from her railgun as she stops tinkering with it, confused. "I have a kid?"

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Darcy seemed to be feeling rebellious she had a huge pout on her face “ I can explore outside the colony on my own if I want to I will be right back “

( Darcy is like 5 )

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Uzi: "I... Think that's fine?" She says with hesitation. "N! Are there other threats in the city?"

N: "Nope, just my squad! We control the whole area!" N calls back, cutting his minor squabble with V short and flying over. "Who's the kid?"

Uzi: "I have no idea," she admits.

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“ really I’m adopted by many versions of you guys “

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The two of them just stare at her like she sprouted a second head, this being their first ever exposure to the concept and existence of AUs.

Uzi: "...what?"

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“ I can prove it ! “

She gets out a railgun from her bag

She seems to have a bit of Uzis rebel nature and stubborness but had a lot of ns traits like a very bright and happy nature

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N only seems to be more confused, while Uzi takes to studying the railgun and comparing it to her current one.

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“ you guys are my parents I’m a adopted daughter of n and Uzi ! “

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Uzi: "...when you say that N and I are your parents, do you mean us? Or these... Other versions?" She asks, her confusion starting to give way to curiosity. Poor N is still hung up on the concept of being a father, though.

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“ other versions and maybe you guys “

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Uzi: "I see," Uzi says, understanding exactly none of this. She barely understands that her 'others' are romantically involved with N, not to mention that they even exist. N, on the other hand, has finally come back to his senses and has elected to just process all of this later.

N: "So how did you get here?" N asks and picks the kid up, sitting her on his hip as he tries to act like how he thinks a dad acts.

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She immediately clings to you smiling “ I’m adopted by multiple versions versions and sometimes I end up in random dimensions and I don’t have a favorite parent “

She was obviously very attached to n though

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The pair understand about none of that, but now is not the time for an existential crisis so they file all that away for later and N picks her up.

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( you enjoying the rp )

( also here’s a photo of Darcy art by luckiandkyrii)

I am, thank you :3

Also AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHE'S ADORABLE

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( Darcy is the child of n and Uzi )

( for n and Uzi )

Darcy : just cause your my parents doesnt mean you can tell me what to do

Uzi: "Yes we ca- wait, what?" Uzi looks up from her railgun as she stops tinkering with it, confused. "I have a kid?"

[moremurderdronesrp]

Darcy seemed to be feeling rebellious she had a huge pout on her face “ I can explore outside the colony on my own if I want to I will be right back “

( Darcy is like 5 )

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Uzi: "I... Think that's fine?" She says with hesitation. "N! Are there other threats in the city?"

N: "Nope, just my squad! We control the whole area!" N calls back, cutting his minor squabble with V short and flying over. "Who's the kid?"

Uzi: "I have no idea," she admits.

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“ really I’m adopted by many versions of you guys “

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The two of them just stare at her like she sprouted a second head, this being their first ever exposure to the concept and existence of AUs.

Uzi: "...what?"

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“ I can prove it ! “

She gets out a railgun from her bag

She seems to have a bit of Uzis rebel nature and stubborness but had a lot of ns traits like a very bright and happy nature

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N only seems to be more confused, while Uzi takes to studying the railgun and comparing it to her current one.

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“ you guys are my parents I’m a adopted daughter of n and Uzi ! “

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Uzi: "...when you say that N and I are your parents, do you mean us? Or these... Other versions?" She asks, her confusion starting to give way to curiosity. Poor N is still hung up on the concept of being a father, though.

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“ other versions and maybe you guys “

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Uzi: "I see," Uzi says, understanding exactly none of this. She barely understands that her 'others' are romantically involved with N, not to mention that they even exist. N, on the other hand, has finally come back to his senses and has elected to just process all of this later.

N: "So how did you get here?" N asks and picks the kid up, sitting her on his hip as he tries to act like how he thinks a dad acts.

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( Darcy is the child of n and Uzi )

( for n and Uzi )

Darcy : just cause your my parents doesnt mean you can tell me what to do

Uzi: "Yes we ca- wait, what?" Uzi looks up from her railgun as she stops tinkering with it, confused. "I have a kid?"

[moremurderdronesrp]

Darcy seemed to be feeling rebellious she had a huge pout on her face “ I can explore outside the colony on my own if I want to I will be right back “

( Darcy is like 5 )

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Uzi: "I... Think that's fine?" She says with hesitation. "N! Are there other threats in the city?"

N: "Nope, just my squad! We control the whole area!" N calls back, cutting his minor squabble with V short and flying over. "Who's the kid?"

Uzi: "I have no idea," she admits.

[moremurderdronesrp]

“ really I’m adopted by many versions of you guys “

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The two of them just stare at her like she sprouted a second head, this being their first ever exposure to the concept and existence of AUs.

Uzi: "...what?"

[moremurderdronesrp]

“ I can prove it ! “

She gets out a railgun from her bag

She seems to have a bit of Uzis rebel nature and stubborness but had a lot of ns traits like a very bright and happy nature

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N only seems to be more confused, while Uzi takes to studying the railgun and comparing it to her current one.

[moremurderdronesrp]

“ you guys are my parents I’m a adopted daughter of n and Uzi ! “

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Uzi: "...when you say that N and I are your parents, do you mean us? Or these... Other versions?" She asks, her confusion starting to give way to curiosity. Poor N is still hung up on the concept of being a father, though.

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( Darcy is the child of n and Uzi )

( for n and Uzi )

Darcy : just cause your my parents doesnt mean you can tell me what to do

Uzi: "Yes we ca- wait, what?" Uzi looks up from her railgun as she stops tinkering with it, confused. "I have a kid?"

[moremurderdronesrp]

Darcy seemed to be feeling rebellious she had a huge pout on her face “ I can explore outside the colony on my own if I want to I will be right back “

( Darcy is like 5 )

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Uzi: "I... Think that's fine?" She says with hesitation. "N! Are there other threats in the city?"

N: "Nope, just my squad! We control the whole area!" N calls back, cutting his minor squabble with V short and flying over. "Who's the kid?"

Uzi: "I have no idea," she admits.

[moremurderdronesrp]

“ really I’m adopted by many versions of you guys “

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The two of them just stare at her like she sprouted a second head, this being their first ever exposure to the concept and existence of AUs.

Uzi: "...what?"

[moremurderdronesrp]

“ I can prove it ! “

She gets out a railgun from her bag

She seems to have a bit of Uzis rebel nature and stubborness but had a lot of ns traits like a very bright and happy nature

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N only seems to be more confused, while Uzi takes to studying the railgun and comparing it to her current one.

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( Darcy is the child of n and Uzi )

( for n and Uzi )

Darcy : just cause your my parents doesnt mean you can tell me what to do

Uzi: "Yes we ca- wait, what?" Uzi looks up from her railgun as she stops tinkering with it, confused. "I have a kid?"

[moremurderdronesrp]

Darcy seemed to be feeling rebellious she had a huge pout on her face “ I can explore outside the colony on my own if I want to I will be right back “

( Darcy is like 5 )

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Uzi: "I... Think that's fine?" She says with hesitation. "N! Are there other threats in the city?"

N: "Nope, just my squad! We control the whole area!" N calls back, cutting his minor squabble with V short and flying over. "Who's the kid?"

Uzi: "I have no idea," she admits.

[moremurderdronesrp]

“ really I’m adopted by many versions of you guys “

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The two of them just stare at her like she sprouted a second head, this being their first ever exposure to the concept and existence of AUs.

Uzi: "...what?"

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( Darcy is the child of n and Uzi )

( for n and Uzi )

Darcy : just cause your my parents doesnt mean you can tell me what to do

Uzi: "Yes we ca- wait, what?" Uzi looks up from her railgun as she stops tinkering with it, confused. "I have a kid?"

[moremurderdronesrp]

Darcy seemed to be feeling rebellious she had a huge pout on her face “ I can explore outside the colony on my own if I want to I will be right back “

( Darcy is like 5 )

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Uzi: "I... Think that's fine?" She says with hesitation. "N! Are there other threats in the city?"

N: "Nope, just my squad! We control the whole area!" N calls back, cutting his minor squabble with V short and flying over. "Who's the kid?"

Uzi: "I have no idea," she admits.

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( Darcy is the child of n and Uzi )

( for n and Uzi )

Darcy : just cause your my parents doesnt mean you can tell me what to do

Uzi: "Yes we ca- wait, what?" Uzi looks up from her railgun as she stops tinkering with it, confused. "I have a kid?"

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( can my adopted children of n and Uzi interact that are crossover species including the child of v as well )

Oh absolutely! :3

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Gives N a beetle

Uzi: "Imma just..." She resists the urge to laugh as she peels the cheese off N's face and waits for him to stop buffering.

N: "Huh, whuh- Ooooo, thank you for the bug!" N's tail begins to wag as he comes to and carefully puts the beetle on his shoulder.

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Chucks a slice of cheese at N's visor :]

N: "You're doin' wha-" The cheese incapacitates N in a similar manner to Uzi, much to V and Uzi's amusement.

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*Chucks a slice of cheese at Uzi's visor*

Uzi: "A-" The cheese hits her visor with a soft thwap and the sheer absurdity of it causes her to start buffering for a few seconds.

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Uzi: Not sure why I agreed to do this but whatever. The askbox is open, I guess.

V: GET ME OUT OF THIS DAMN CHAI-

Hiiiiiiiiii this is Mod Kobold. We are open and live, with my current muses being V, N, and Uzi. Doll and Thad will be added at a later date :3

(This blog and its happenings are not canon to the fic btw)