The Cypriot

Ask HWS!Cyprus blog | Run by @Kostevysen | Ask Box: ☑️| ----- Boredom defined this place, so here we are

[ask-cyprus]

CYPRUS

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Hi, I'm Cyprus.

Ask me some questions and I'll answer them.

Here are some things about me,

My human name is Iacovos Kyprianou, you can call me by that name or just Cyprus,

I'm an island nation located in the Mediterranean Sea, closest to Turkey, Greece and the Middle East. I am also apart of the European Union.

My pronouns are He/Him

I enjoy the sea, surfing, hiking and painting. I also enjoy watching soap operas with Greece.

I co-own one of Greece's cats

I cut my hair.. sometimes.

Please do not send me anything inappropriate, as I am technically a minor in human biology, thank you.

ADMIN INTRO

Hi! I'm known commonly as Cerbe or Kost, I use any pronouns ooc. My main blog is @kostevysen .

[ask-cyprus]

I've discovered Genshin impact so there will be many gaming photos here in the future

Teenage gaming addiction hell yeahhhh

[ask-arthur-kirkland]

What is a "yaoi" and why is there art of me and Francis tagged with it??

[ask-cyprus]

Dear my old land lord and metaphorical caretaker for 82 years, it’s basically because a bunch of people think you and Francis should get married (legally, again, the last time failed, didn’t it?)

Don’t worry

I’ll help you with the wedding 😊

[askthelittlegenius]

Question

Lets say, hypothetically, you go on a walk like you do every morning when suddenly, a random bird lands on your hand and now it's refusing to go away.

What should you do in that situation? because uh..

[ask-cyprus]

I will cherish it as my dear friend 😊

[ask-cyprus]

Can somebody please give me a hair cut I'm lowkey starting to look like Greece 🥺🙏😇😔

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

I can... Try. I won't say I'm great at cutting hair, but I've never royally fucked it up if that's good enough for you.

How did you even want it cut?

[ask-cyprus]

Same style as I’ve had for basically my entire life at this point lol

[ask-cyprus]

Can somebody please give me a hair cut I'm lowkey starting to look like Greece 🥺🙏😇😔

[ask-cyprus]

I'm not dead

😔

[ask-cyprus]

I broke my phone :)) but that’s okay I repaired it

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Literally where the hell have you been? I thought you were dead.

[ask-cyprus]

Long story short I had a literal accidental phone drowning ( P.S it’s not waterproof )

Then I just fell asleep, woke up, ate and repeat for several months before I got a new phone and also I tried to fix the first one, didn’t go very well.

By repaired it I meant ‘probably will never use it again’ ™️

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

I see. And of course you didn't think to reassure us that you didn't randomly cease to exist because...?

[ask-cyprus]

Nah too boring

Greece prob would’ve felt it if I ceased to exist though

🤷

[ask-cyprus]

I broke my phone :)) but that’s okay I repaired it

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Literally where the hell have you been? I thought you were dead.

[ask-cyprus]

Long story short I had a literal accidental phone drowning ( P.S it’s not waterproof )

Then I just fell asleep, woke up, ate and repeat for several months before I got a new phone and also I tried to fix the first one, didn’t go very well.

By repaired it I meant ‘probably will never use it again’ ™️

[ask-cyprus]

I broke my phone :)) but that’s okay I repaired it

[ask-turkiye]

TÜRKIYE HELP IM BEING SENT TO SCHOOL

- @ask-cyprus

Who’s sending you to school??!

[ask-cyprus]

My boss 😔

Am I not already up to date with the youth??? I’m literally youth myself!!?!?!

[ask-cyprus]

The ocean just made me cry..

[ask-gypt]

......In glee? Or something not so much?

[ask-cyprus]

I lost one of my favorite gold bracelets a week ago… but the sea returned it to me…

[ask-gypt]

(!) That is something to cry about. In bewilderment or simply touched. Now you cannot lose that again.

[ask-cyprus]

I think Turkey would stop giving me pocket money for snacks if I did that LMAO

[ask-gypt]

It would only get replaced with candy he has on hand. Where did that bracelet come from?

[ask-cyprus]

Don’t tell him I saved enough from him to buy it.. (it’s real gold too, would be a shame 😔)

[ask-gypt]

(Tries not to sputter) H-how much snack money does he give you?? All that snacks, into the ocean. I can see his face. It would still be his fault.

[ask-cyprus]

... we don't talk about that ☺️

(Maybe like... 10.. Turkish lira... throughout like.. 50 years or so...)

[ask-cyprus]

The ocean just made me cry..

[ask-gypt]

......In glee? Or something not so much?

[ask-cyprus]

I lost one of my favorite gold bracelets a week ago… but the sea returned it to me…

[ask-gypt]

(!) That is something to cry about. In bewilderment or simply touched. Now you cannot lose that again.

[ask-cyprus]

I think Turkey would stop giving me pocket money for snacks if I did that LMAO

[ask-gypt]

It would only get replaced with candy he has on hand. Where did that bracelet come from?

[ask-cyprus]

Don’t tell him I saved enough from him to buy it.. (it’s real gold too, would be a shame 😔)

[ask-cyprus]

The ocean just made me cry..

[ask-gypt]

......In glee? Or something not so much?

[ask-cyprus]

I lost one of my favorite gold bracelets a week ago… but the sea returned it to me…

[ask-gypt]

(!) That is something to cry about. In bewilderment or simply touched. Now you cannot lose that again.

[ask-cyprus]

I think Turkey would stop giving me pocket money for snacks if I did that LMAO

[ask-cyprus]

The ocean just made me cry..

[ask-gypt]

......In glee? Or something not so much?

[ask-cyprus]

I lost one of my favorite gold bracelets a week ago… but the sea returned it to me…

[ask-cyprus]

The ocean just made me cry..

[ask-gypt]

Egypt………. If I gave you money to go to school with me… even though your LEGALLY not obligated to… will you do it? 👉👈

- @ask-cyprus

"How much money do you think you have? Why do you want me there? I was still celebrating that I did not need to attend. La, far too busy. How much money is that? Go make ask-little-egypt do it"

He would totally blend in at school huh

[ask-cyprus]

I need someone to keep me sane, I have about… 600€ if we have a deal

I can’t… force… a…. How old is he again?