Hello.

a SFAWTDE RP blog for Derek/D3rlord3. see intro post for info.

[ask-d3rlord]

Hello.

My name is Derek. You can call me Derek or D3rlord3. I do not much care. he/him or it/its.

You may have heard of my death. Reports of such were greatly exaggerated. All that to say, I am alive and.. now capable of looking away from Minecraft, although admittedly still in discomfort. The King is dead, although the knowledge he saw fit to give me has stayed behind.

I'll use this as.. a journal of sorts. To jot my thoughts down. Feel free to leave me asks, I might even answer them.

OOC rules:

- no nsfw

- no gore/violence

- I ship SlimeKnight! pls pls pls leave me asks about it

- don't be rude (by which I mean bigoted or an asshole, feel free to be rude to Derek, he might just be rude back).

this takes place post-canon (obviously). The KiY died when Derek became his Vessel, but Derek didn't die. He was left super weak for a bit and nearly died, but he recovered, although he uses a cane now :). He does still have infinite knowledge and he will bitch about it regularly.

Headcanons this blog will treat as truth (because I can do whatever I want):

- Derek is autistic.

- Derek has moral OCD.

- Derek is ace.

- Derek can, with effort, control what information he can Know. As such, he endeavours not to Know personal stuff about people.

- Derek has chronic pain and his encounter with the King made it worse.

- Derek curses like a sailor.

- Derek's Real Life Job is as an actuary. He works from home.

- Derek was stuck staring at his screen surviving off smoothies for two months.

- Derek self-harms when he's anxious

Content warning for the blog: it will contain casual mentions of death, probably. also descriptions of food issues and neglect. also discussions of sh. plus swearing. a lot of it.

Tagging system:

#derek blogs: journal-esque posts

#derek answers: answering asks.

#fuck the KiY: Derek venting.

#derek talks: the occasional voice to text software glitch that blogs Derek's phone calls.

#susan talks: for Susan. Just.. all interactions had with her.

This will be slightly ooc.

This universe's Avery: @askverythemayo

My Derek design

[ask-d3rlord]

“Hello, are you alright?”

*Hands cup of tea*

Hello- oh, thank you. I'm.. as alright as I can be, I guess, which isn't much. And.. you?

[ask-d3rlord]

Dihlord

,,,,, sorry wha

[ask-d3rlord]

goddamn headaches..

[derek-hutchins]

ah, hello! another alternate me. how are you doing?

- @ask-d3rlord

I am doing well. My headache is still annoying me, though… How are you, my other self?

[ask-d3rlord]

i can sympathise about the headache. it's goddamn infuriating, isn't it? I'm alright, if tired, but.. when aren't I tired, at this point. At any rate, I'm glad you're doing well, other me.

[averythemayo-iest]

Ah, hello, other Avery. I do think you're the.. third one I've met so far, my own Avery notwithstanding. How are you doing?

- @ask-d3rlord

oh, hello! I’m alright for the most part- thanks for asking. how about you? are you doing okay?

ps. tell your Avery I say hi

[ask-d3rlord]

I am alright. Tired and aching, but when am I not, at this point? Nonetheless, it is good to meet you.

I'll tell my Avery you say hi. Tell your Derek I say hello in turn. :)

[askverythemayo]

[Derek knocked on Avery's door. He was dressed in his usual flannel and jeans, sleeves rolled up again. This time, he didn't seem so conscious of the fact they were rolled up. He held a couple roses; clearly from his own rose plant and not from the store.]

@ask-d3rlord

hey!! you look nice!:]

[ask-d3rlord]

Thank you, love. So do you. So.. park? And, uh.. some roses for you.

[He held out the flowers with a smile.]

[askverythemayo]

yess i am so ready to get out of here

oooh!!! thank you<333

[ask-d3rlord]

[He handed him the flowers, hooking his arm into Avery's.]

Let's go.

[askverythemayo]

[Derek knocked on Avery's door. He was dressed in his usual flannel and jeans, sleeves rolled up again. This time, he didn't seem so conscious of the fact they were rolled up. He held a couple roses; clearly from his own rose plant and not from the store.]

@ask-d3rlord

hey!! you look nice!:]

[ask-d3rlord]

Thank you, love. So do you. So.. park? And, uh.. some roses for you.

[He held out the flowers with a smile.]

[avery-the-most-mayo]

hello, other Avery. I don't.. believe we've met yet, have we?

@ask-d3rlord

whoa, hey other Der!! we haven’t met yet!!

you’re the fifth one i’ve met so far :]

[ask-d3rlord]

Oh wow! I think you're the third Avery I've met, my own included. Perhaps the fourth. The multiverse is.. complex.

[avery-the-most-mayo]

whoa it really is

every Der i’ve met so far’s been so different but also so similar, it’s crazy

oooh what’s your world like? how’s your me?

[ask-d3rlord]

My world is.. rather good. The King is dead and I didn't even have to die for it.

My Avery is.. well, not to sound too sappy, but he's wonderful. He's.. he's brilliant and I adore him. We're actually going out to the park in a bit.

[avery-the-most-mayo]

NO WAY my Der and i just went on a date to the park!! that’s a crazy coincidence

your world sounds pretty awesome :]

[ask-d3rlord]

It is. Tell me more about your world? And your Derek?

[ask-d3rlord]

the fire escape cat keeps returning.... -@askverythemayo

i think it's just your cat now my love

The cat adopted you haha

How've you been by the way? Sorry it's been a couple days; work has been killing me recently

[askverythemayo]

i get it!!! the shops been pretty popular lately lol yeahh...taking her over 2 the vet now 2 see if shes chipped, then a few more days 2 see if anyone comes in, and in the meantime a lot of my plants are gonna start 2 see their way downstairs X]

[ask-d3rlord]

Love you.

Ha. I'd offer to rehome a few of your plants but I'm afraid I'd probably kill them.

After you're done with the vet's maybe we could go out together?

[askverythemayo]

love u 2<3 ohhh totally, i cant wait 2 see u again<333

[ask-d3rlord]

Wonderful. We could go to the park again and grab bubble tea?

[askverythemayo]

hell yesss i am 100% down- when r u thinkin?

[ask-d3rlord]

I just have to finish off a report, so in about an hour? I'll come pick you up. <3

[askverythemayo]

dopeee sounds good 2 me :]]<3

[ask-d3rlord]

Love you.

[avery-the-most-mayo]

hello, other Avery. I don't.. believe we've met yet, have we?

@ask-d3rlord

whoa, hey other Der!! we haven’t met yet!!

you’re the fifth one i’ve met so far :]

[ask-d3rlord]

Oh wow! I think you're the third Avery I've met, my own included. Perhaps the fourth. The multiverse is.. complex.

[avery-the-most-mayo]

whoa it really is

every Der i’ve met so far’s been so different but also so similar, it’s crazy

oooh what’s your world like? how’s your me?

[ask-d3rlord]

My world is.. rather good. The King is dead and I didn't even have to die for it.

My Avery is.. well, not to sound too sappy, but he's wonderful. He's.. he's brilliant and I adore him. We're actually going out to the park in a bit.

[ask-d3rlord]

the fire escape cat keeps returning.... -@askverythemayo

i think it's just your cat now my love

The cat adopted you haha

How've you been by the way? Sorry it's been a couple days; work has been killing me recently

[askverythemayo]

i get it!!! the shops been pretty popular lately lol yeahh...taking her over 2 the vet now 2 see if shes chipped, then a few more days 2 see if anyone comes in, and in the meantime a lot of my plants are gonna start 2 see their way downstairs X]

[ask-d3rlord]

Love you.

Ha. I'd offer to rehome a few of your plants but I'm afraid I'd probably kill them.

After you're done with the vet's maybe we could go out together?

[askverythemayo]

love u 2<3 ohhh totally, i cant wait 2 see u again<333

[ask-d3rlord]

Wonderful. We could go to the park again and grab bubble tea?

[askverythemayo]

hell yesss i am 100% down- when r u thinkin?

[ask-d3rlord]

I just have to finish off a report, so in about an hour? I'll come pick you up. <3

[ask-d3rlord]

the fire escape cat keeps returning.... -@askverythemayo

i think it's just your cat now my love

The cat adopted you haha

How've you been by the way? Sorry it's been a couple days; work has been killing me recently

[askverythemayo]

i get it!!! the shops been pretty popular lately lol yeahh...taking her over 2 the vet now 2 see if shes chipped, then a few more days 2 see if anyone comes in, and in the meantime a lot of my plants are gonna start 2 see their way downstairs X]

[ask-d3rlord]

Love you.

Ha. I'd offer to rehome a few of your plants but I'm afraid I'd probably kill them.

After you're done with the vet's maybe we could go out together?

[askverythemayo]

love u 2<3 ohhh totally, i cant wait 2 see u again<333

[ask-d3rlord]

Wonderful. We could go to the park again and grab bubble tea?

[ask-d3rlord]

the fire escape cat keeps returning.... -@askverythemayo

i think it's just your cat now my love

The cat adopted you haha

How've you been by the way? Sorry it's been a couple days; work has been killing me recently

[askverythemayo]

i get it!!! the shops been pretty popular lately lol yeahh...taking her over 2 the vet now 2 see if shes chipped, then a few more days 2 see if anyone comes in, and in the meantime a lot of my plants are gonna start 2 see their way downstairs X]

[ask-d3rlord]

Love you.

Ha. I'd offer to rehome a few of your plants but I'm afraid I'd probably kill them.

After you're done with the vet's maybe we could go out together?

[ask-d3rlord]

the fire escape cat keeps returning.... -@askverythemayo

i think it's just your cat now my love

The cat adopted you haha

How've you been by the way? Sorry it's been a couple days; work has been killing me recently

[avery-the-most-mayo]

hello, other Avery. I don't.. believe we've met yet, have we?

@ask-d3rlord

whoa, hey other Der!! we haven’t met yet!!

you’re the fifth one i’ve met so far :]

[ask-d3rlord]

Oh wow! I think you're the third Avery I've met, my own included. Perhaps the fourth. The multiverse is.. complex.

[ask-d3rlord]

<picture of a black cat on a fire escape covered in plants> she snuck onto the fire escape- no idea where shes from but she reminded me of u :] -@askverythemayo

hiiiiii averyyy

kitty!!!

soo adotable <3

[askverythemayo]

hi! yess!! no collar so i'm gonna see if she leaves on her own, if she doesn't i'm taking her to the vet! you good btw?!

[ask-d3rlord]

Sue and I went out driiiinkkingg

im ok juztt,,,, tequilaa

I love you sooo much you're so cute <3

[askverythemayo]

ohhhhhhhhhhh okay yeah wait SUE????? huh didnt take her for the type stay safe, dont drive, if you need me to come get you, just call me i love you too, you are adorable <333333

[ask-d3rlord]

,oh yeah shes very capable of drjnking hahaha

i will stay safe and won't drive, promise.

you're more adorable <333333333333

[askverythemayo]

i dont agree but thank you<33333333333333333

[ask-d3rlord]

I literally know everything uou csnt argue with me pretty boy

[askverythemayo]

yes but darlin you forget im stubborn, so im pretty sure i would win

[ask-d3rlord]

it's fine ill wear you down with kisses

okokok sue is telling me to get off my phone bye baby I love you sonmcuh