Why Hello There, Old Sport!
It is I, Dave Miller! The only and one, BIG DICK DAVEY! Welcome to my ask vlog page, where you could ask I, the aubergine, any questions! It could be about me! Or, could be about old sport! Whatever, as long as it's not in my fuckin' business! Before y' get yourself comfortable, sport, there's some rules y' have to know before askin'! By the way! The creator could post whenever they want! It's the matter a' boredom, eh!
Every question MUST be safe for work! The holder behind this account is a fuckin' kiddie! You can't be askin' weird shit!
Yer headcanons are welcome, but please don't force it on the aubergine!
EXTRA:
PFP: @purrplegraqe
HEADCANONS OF THE HOLDER FOR THE AUBERGINE
Dave has a tail and claws (MOST USED HEADCANON)
Dave has BROKEN ribcages from his skin tightening on him
Dave's skin color could turn different shades of purple
OFFICIAL:
When Jack is speaking, it's in orange text. EXAMPLE: "Dave!"
Dave and Jack are PLATONICALLY MARRIED.
Dave has ONE arm (thanks to Eldi or somebody else that I can't remember!)
ABOUT THE CREATOR OF DAVE
I'm a minor! I take a while to answer messages because I. HAVE. SCHOOL and my timezone is UTC My favourite DSaF character is Steven and Dave! I was inspired to make this account because of @ask-steven-stevenson and @bloodpricedsaf
Go support m' friends that HAVE Ask blogs too!
@dee-kennedy
@askstevenstevenson
@ask-frank-welms
@askm1k3y
Awh, yer going so soon? Well, goodbye, sportsy!
