Pull The Trigger Atsushi

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This is a dumb question but, do you like crabs as friends or as food?

yes.

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Hey you brilliant memer, what would you do for a Klondike bar?

I think the question you should be asking is:  

What WOULDN’T I do for a Klondike bar?

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!!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!

I CANNOT POSSIBLY accept these flowers!

 Instead, 

I should be the one giving these flowers to a young beautiful maiden such as yourself (･ω<)☆

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aaa/// what will i do with all these then,,

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#i guess all this deadly nightshade is going to go to waste

..............

....did u say nightshade? 

OH YOU KNOW THE WAY TO MY HEART 

I’ve read alot about the deadly effects of these beauties in the manual (*´∇｀*)

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i'm not a beautiful girl so i can't commit double suicide with you, so please kill me instead (ᵕ≀ ̠ᵕ ) i want to die (ᵕ≀ ̠ᵕ )

sorry love but If I can’t kill myself then you have to suffer along with me 

I know sucks right? but I don’t make the rules around here- So what can ya do (￣ω￣)

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!!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!

I CANNOT POSSIBLY accept these flowers!

 Instead, 

I should be the one giving these flowers to a young beautiful maiden such as yourself (･ω<)☆

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dazai, i love you, but dude, i can't support this suicide thing please get help

If you find my will to live anywhere, I may reconsider. 

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Who's been the best partner during missions; Oda, Chuuya, Akutagawa, Doppo, Atsushi or someone else?

me of course. 

I’m the best partner ever. (*´∇｀*)

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tips on how to become a genius like you?

protip: follow wikihow articles.

I can confirm this is how I became a genius as well. 

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wouldn't you be in hell?

Tsk, you must be fun at parties huh.

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b-but how are you supposed to be in a relationship if youre both dead?

You’ll be together in the afterlife of course! 

Being in heaven with your s/o , enjoying enteral life together! 

ahhh so romantic ♥ I wouldn’t have it any other way

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how do i obtain gf/bf?

Ah, So you want my wisdom about how to obtain a s/o?

Well you see, a way to anyone’s heart is romance! And I happen to know the most romantic way to anyone’s heart~ !

Double suicide! Romantic isn’t it? 

Just saying it makes my heart go doki doki （*´▽`*)♥

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What's on the agenda for today, Dazai?

Oh you know, the usual. I think I'll be trying out that new method I found in the manual today. 

Maybe today will be the day (￣∇￣)/

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Hi hi, I saw a few of my fellow co-works opening up blogs so I decided to jump in on the fun~ I’ll be in your care~! (´∀`)/

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