Welcome to Hell, Remus!

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Welcome to Hell!

Your name is Remus and that's all you know. This is a text based ask blog, with illustrations every once in a while! The official hashtag is "ask demon remus"!

Please let me know what character you're addressing in your questions! Thank you!

AVAILABLE CHARACTERS (always available for questions): - Remus Leroy-Torres, the demon with amnesia (he/him) - Roman Leroy-Torres, Remus's twin brother (he/him) - Janus Saturnus, Remus's best friend, Patton's fiancee (he/they) - Patton Gottlieb, Janus's fiancee (she/they) - "Void" , Virgil Antumbra, the shadow demon (he/it/???) - Logan Harvard, the 5th time reborn demon (??? / he/him for convenience) - Cronos Gottlieb, Patton's foster sibling, Remus's ex (he/him) Other characters (only available for questions under certain conditions): - Remy Noctura, the barkeeping demon and owner of the "Sleepless Nights" bar (he/they) - Emile Picani, servant demon at the "Antumbra Mansion" (he/him) - Thomas Sanders, stage producer and actor (he/him) - Nico Flores, musical producer and musician (he/him) - Youngblood, fellow thespian (he/him)

SHIPS: -Mociet (current status: engaged) -Sleepmile (current status: married) -Remus x Orange Side (current status: ex partners) -Intruloxiety (current status: developing) -Carrot Kings (current status: boyfriends) -Roman x Youngblood (current status: mutual interest)

HEIGHTS PREMISE: Remus woke up in Hell one day, his mind completely blank aside from his name. OBJECTIVE: Remus: Remember. Help Palcifer. Logan: Figure out who you were in your past lives. Help Palcifer. Virgil: Figure out what the contracts entail. Help Palcifer. Remy: Reunite with Emile. Janus: Bring Remus to justice. Patton: Re-schedule and re-plan the wedding. Roman: Work out your issues. Cronos: ??? TRIGGER/CONTENT WARNINGS (will be updated as the story progresses) (nothing mentioned will be described in graphic detail): death, swearing, alcohol, suicide, spiders, abuse, blood, innuendos and sexual humor, accidental misgendering, drugs

[ask-demon-remus]

Oh? What happened?

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Logan sat down first, all with proper posture that looked even straighter when a slouching Virgil sat down next to him. Remus decided that it was floor time. Palcifer: Nothing! Nothing. Well. Not in present time. Virgil: You're making no sense. Palcifer: I will in a moment! Palcifer smiled nervously. Virgil: Okay...? Palcifer's smile dropped. Palcifer: Okay, I just gotta rip it off like a band aid- SO! Remember that we're in Hell and morality is kinda... not.... existent? The guests looked at each other confused. Damn, that band aid was stuck! Palcifer: You know, Virgil, how you don't come after your father at all? Virgil: Yes...? Palcifer: Well, actually, you do. A lot more than you think. Virgil blinked twice. Virgil: I don't follow.

[ask-demon-remus]

Yeah we should, how has your day been so far?

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Palcifer: Nervewrecking to say the least. Remus: How so? Isn't this just a rescue mission? Should be easy enough for powerful demons like you. Palcifer: It's not... about that. Virgil: Huh? Palcifer rubbed her face and gestured for the visitors to take a seat. Virgil: Pal, what's going on? Palcifer: We need to get a few things out of the way before heading out.

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I have so much anxiety right now I really should burn something

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Palcifer: Oh, I was about to burn my plants anyway. Instead of watering them. This was Hell! What did you expect?

Logan: What do you know about Rosa's whereabouts? Remus: And Remy. Logan: Yes, Remy too. Palcifer: Why don't we head inside first? Anyone could be listening right now. Palcifer's mansion was the only place no one actively listened to. He made sure of that.

[ask-demon-remus]

I'm good

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Virgil: We all had breakfast.

Vinaja: Speak for yourself.

Aaaand she ran off. Inside Palcifer's house.

Virgil: Maybe we can just get this whole thing over with...?

Palcifer looked at Virgil as if... as if she had something to admit, but kept it to himself against her will.

Palcifer: Right. Rosa and Remy.

[ask-demon-remus]

Hello! We have arrived!

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Palcifer: Oh! You sure have! Welcome!

Palcifer waved.

Palcifer: Would you like some tea? Cookies? Eyeballs?

[ask-demon-remus]

Yeah yeah *pokes Virgil* Boop

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Virgil flinched. Virgil: ... What the fuck? Vinaja: We're here! Like I said we would. Now, Palcifer's house... basically was a mansion too. But this one felt more cozy and welcoming to guests than the heavy guarded mansion Virgil lived in. Speaking of, Palcifer was in the fron yard, doing some garden work. It calmed his nerves.

[ask-demon-remus]

Good one. I like you more and more every new post

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Vinaja: Thank you! Too bad I'm only a side character.

Virgil: Stop that!

[ask-demon-remus]

That plan sounds like a mood. How close are we to the house?

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Virgil: Pretty sure that would summon the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Vinaja: Hey, they're pretty chill. Remember when Famine visited us? Virgil: I was scared shitless. Vinaja: Oh, right, I remember. Whimp. Virgil: Shut up , bitch. The insults felt rather playful. Maybe Virgil had a chance to reconcile with Vinaja. Vinaja: We're almost there. Maybe one or two more asks. Logan: What...? Vinaja: Hey, if Virgil can break the fourth wall, so can I.

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Do you think heaven only exist for mortals? If a demon is nice do they just stop existing if they die?...Agree let's not talk about death anymore

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Virgil: Pretty sure Hell is a one way ticket. Or a wall you can't get past. At least when it comes to Heaven.

Vinaja: What if that's dad's plan?

Virgil: What do you mean?

Vinaja: Get strong enough to take over Heaven?

Virgil: ...

Logan: From what I've gathered that seems like something he would want to achieve.

[ask-demon-remus]

Probably not, but it does sound funny

I'm going to go to triple hell if I die, if it doesn't exist it will just for me

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Logan: I suppose that's one way of keeping overpopulation in check. Virgil: Can we not talk about death anymore, please? Thanks. Remus: Dying isn't so bad! ... I think. I don't remember. Logan: I do, and I can tell that it's not pleasant. Remus: Sounds like you were very aware of your death. Logan remained silent. Remus quickly realized that he stepped on a landmine. Best to not pry any more.

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Double hell obviously. That's where all the religious people go I heard, though the guy was drunk and on some kind of drug so probably not true

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Virgil: Is double Hell a thing?

Is there some belief in Hell Virgil didn't know about?

[ask-demon-remus]

Sad, will you help me make pancakes at least if you happen to run that way?

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Virgil: Sure. I mean- I won't be on the run, like, literally. I just have to be more vigilant I suppose. Vinaja: Or we just kill them all. Virgil: ... Seriously? Vinaja: I know, there's a lot of us out there, but it's not unrealistic. Virgil: We'll end up dead before we get to everyone. Remus: Where do hellborn demons go when they die? Virgil: ... Vinaja: ... Virgil: Uhm. I... don't know?

[ask-demon-remus]

What are your plans Logan? What about you Virgil? Any plans?

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Logan got a little flustered. He looked away. Logan: Figure out my after life I suppose. Once the threat of being reborn was gone, he could finally settle down. Preferably not alone, but that was something he would not yet admit. Virgil: I dunno. I will probably be on the run forever because my family is EVERYWHERE. But maybe I can manage it better in the future?

[ask-demon-remus]

Fight god preferably, but if that doesn't work I'll make pancakes

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Remus: Oh, that sounds like fun, count me in! Virgil: Tough luck, Satan has been trying to do that for millenia. Logan let out a sigh of relief. Good thing no one attempted to pry into his plans any further.

(Author's note: Just got back from the TADC finale OUGH/pos)

[ask-demon-remus]

How far away is it? Let's hurry I'm bored

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( @halogithecrab592 )

Vinaja led the trio (not counting the hellborn animals (?)) to where Palcifer was waiting. Hoping and... well, not praying, just hoping that no other Antumbra family member decided to get in between. It was a bit of a walk/ride, so Virgil, for once in his life, decided to string up a conversation. Virgil: Do you have any future plans once that this is over? Remus: Nah. I'm a "fuck around and find out" kind of person. Pretty sure Hell is the perfect spot for that! Logan: I have plans, yes.

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[slides in] HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!

Remus: Can't spell "Pride Month" without "demon"!

Virgil: Boooo!

Logan: But you don't- Oh my Satan, you do.

Usual business will resume June 6th!