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Remember Munday? Well, I do, and also my art classes are Monday evenings; we’re currently working on self portraits. Happy Munday!
For our sake please read
URGENT PRIORITY
I'd initially begun writing this post to give a more in-depth explanation of our circumstances and reasons for seeking support, only to be completely blindsided by a new problem in the form of our water heater going out. I haven't been able to deal with it myself, and the only quote I've received so far is $185 for a diagnostic before any parts and labor. I'm adding this as an immediate priority so we can have hot water back to bathe/wash/clean with. I'm so fucking tired, y'all.
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Water heater aside, I'm writing this to both establish my position as Cell's caretaker and the fact that both Cell and I struggle with a number of disabilities both physical and otherwise, and at this time neither of us have been able to be approved for any sort of government aid. I can't safely drive, or leave them alone, or keep up with a work schedule that involves leaving the house, and what little I can bring in online is not at all reliable. I'm looking into other options regularly, but haven't had much luck thusfar with a lack of qualifications and suitable environment.
We are at a very harrowing juncture in our life right now and while I hate to have to continue to implore people to offer support or at least shares as they can, I really don't know what else to do at this time.
We have been living with their elderly and also disabled mother, whose own social security and small food card have been keeping the bills paid and groceries bought, but after a long struggle with increasingly severe health issues, she recently passed away and now we're looking at having to find a way to keep the lights on while we figure out what we can possibly do about our living situation going forward.
I'll provide more comprehensive details under the cut, and our donation links here for anyone who might be able to help us keep afloat in the meantime. To everyone who already has helped us out along the way, you have our most heartfelt appreciation. Times are difficult for everyone and we hate to have to ask this at all. I'm estimating our current monthly expenses from a combination of our power, cable, virtual doctor's appointments and prescriptions, phone bill, and groceries most immediately with some room to swing, but seriously, anything helps, it's just to be able to provide a roughly concrete number. When I learn more about the water heater situation, I'll update accordingly.
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(Ko-Fi does take a percentage off, so direct donation is greatly appreciated when possible, but we appreciate everyone who has set up a monthly contribution. We will do our best to add off-site donations to the tracker, but the lack of automation and our mutual struggles with functionality will probably mean some delay. <3)
Current monthly expenses: +/-$1000
Hey sorry to do this but I owe $300+ dollars for a medical bill and I don't get paid until Friday
If you can donate I'd appreciate the help, if you can't I still appreciate you and hope you can reblog this for me!
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Please help Jake get the tests he needs done. Currently he needs a lot of blood work and an MRI.
Hello, I'm raising funds on behalf of a friend. Today (11/1924) their cat, Jake, could… Rei Arancione needs your support for Help Jake: Urge
Please reblog this.
This is our family pet and he is everything to us.
I'm going to be making a more in-depth post later regarding his condition and our situation and what we're trying to look at going forward (yesterday was a well over 24hr slog for me and i feel like roadkill) but for now I'd really like to get this circulating. Sharing helps so much even if you can't donate.
TO SOME EXTENT, I WOULD PRESUME. PERSONALLY, I ATTEND TO DEATHS OF KINGS, WIZARDS, AND ALSO THE IMPORTANT DEATHS. I HAVE ASSISTANTS WHO AID IN THE REST, AND SO LONG AS I KEEP UP WITH MY PART, EVERYTHING KEEPS GOING AS IT IS MEANT TO.
BUT I ALSO HAVE A TWO ROOMS WHICH ALLOW ME TO KNOW MUCH OF WHAT IS GOING ON, AND I WOULD PRESUME THEY HAVE TOOLS AS WELL.
rOOMS? oH,, i GUESS MOST DEATHS ARENT THAT IMPORTANT,,, hUH?
NOT IN A COSMIC SENSE, BUT MANY THAT WOULD BE OVERLOOKED BY OTHERS ARE IMPORTANT TO ME.
AND YES, I HAVE A ROOM FULL OF TIMERS WHICH INDICATE THE LIVES OF MORTALS AS TIMERS TEND TO DO, AND I HAVE A ROOM FULL OF BOOKS WHICH DOCUMENT THE DETAILS OF THEIR LICES CONTEMPORANEOUSLY.
PERHAPS. I PERSONALLY HAVE NO QUALMS WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, SO LONG AS THEY AREN’T CAUSING ANY METAPHYSICAL ISSUES. IN FACT, MY CLOSEST AND DEAREST FRIEND WOULD HAVE DIED DECADES AGO HAD HE NOT INSTEAD SUMMONED HIMSELF TO MY REALM BY ACCIDENT.
IN ANY CASE, IF THEY ARE ANYTHING LIKE ME, IF THEY FELT YOUR CASE REQUIRED RECTIFICATION, THEY WOULD BE CAPABLE OF RECTIFYING IT; AS SUCH, I CAN ONLY PRESUME THAT THEG HAVE NO NEED OF SUCH.
oH,,, i GUESS THATS SORT OF REASSURING? kINDA? aRE THEY JUST. aLWAYS AROUND EVERYWHERE? sOMEHOW?
TO SOME EXTENT, I WOULD PRESUME. PERSONALLY, I ATTEND TO DEATHS OF KINGS, WIZARDS, AND ALSO THE IMPORTANT DEATHS. I HAVE ASSISTANTS WHO AID IN THE REST, AND SO LONG AS I KEEP UP WITH MY PART, EVERYTHING KEEPS GOING AS IT IS MEANT TO.
BUT I ALSO HAVE A TWO ROOMS WHICH ALLOW ME TO KNOW MUCH OF WHAT IS GOING ON, AND I WOULD PRESUME THEY HAVE TOOLS AS WELL.
OH, HELLO. THERE IS NO NEED TO BE AFRAID. THIS WEBSITE IS NO PART OF MY WORK, AND I AM DOUBTLESS NOT THE DEATH FROM YOUR WORLD.
oH! WHEW. i'M UM,,, i'M SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD SO i DONT THINK tHEY'D BE TOO HAPPY ABOUT MY SITUATION. hI!
PERHAPS. I PERSONALLY HAVE NO QUALMS WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, SO LONG AS THEY AREN’T CAUSING ANY METAPHYSICAL ISSUES. IN FACT, MY CLOSEST AND DEAREST FRIEND WOULD HAVE DIED DECADES AGO HAD HE NOT INSTEAD SUMMONED HIMSELF TO MY REALM BY ACCIDENT.
IN ANY CASE, IF THEY ARE ANYTHING LIKE ME, IF THEY FELT YOUR CASE REQUIRED RECTIFICATION, THEY WOULD BE CAPABLE OF RECTIFYING IT; AS SUCH, I CAN ONLY PRESUME THAT THEG HAVE NO NEED OF SUCH.
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i,,,, aM A BIT INTIMIDATED NOT GONNA LIE,,, uM,, hI,,,
OH, HELLO. THERE IS NO NEED TO BE AFRAID. THIS WEBSITE IS NO PART OF MY WORK, AND I AM DOUBTLESS NOT THE DEATH FROM YOUR WORLD.
WELL I SUPPOSE THERE IS THE DEATH OF DUCKS, BUT I HAVE RE-CONGLOMERATED HIM. SO YOU ARENT ENTIRELY WRONG. FANFICTION, THOUGH?
I MAY DO SO, THANK YOU. I QUITE ENJOY VISITING NEW PLACES. I WOULD INVITE YOU TO THE DISC, BUT I AM UNSURE IT WOULD GO AS SMOOTHLY. IF THE UNSEEN UNIVERSITY FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU, THEY MIGHT TRY TO BANISH YOU.
O̷c̸c̴a̶s̶i̵o̸n̵a̶l̸l̸y̴ ̶t̶h̴i̴n̵g̸s̵ ̶l̶e̵a̸k̷ ̵a̷c̴r̵o̶s̴s̸ ̷-̶ ̷e̴x̷c̶u̶s̴e̴ ̷m̷e̵,̵ ̸t̶h̶e̷r̸e̸ ̸w̶a̴s̸ ̷a̸l̷s̷o̴ ̸a̷ ̵D̸u̵c̸k̴-̴d̸e̷d̶i̶c̵a̷t̷e̸d̵ ̵D̶e̷a̷t̵h̶?̷ ̷S̶o̵r̷r̶y̴,̷ ̴I̸'̴m̸ ̷m̴a̵n̷d̷a̸t̵e̸d̴ ̸t̸o̴ ̸m̶a̷k̶e̷ ̷i̴t̴ ̶i̴n̶t̷o̶ ̶a̸ ̸t̸e̶r̶r̷i̸b̴l̶e̶ ̷p̴u̴n̷ ̷-̷ ̷ ̶ ̸A̵ ̸D̷u̶c̵k̶i̵c̸a̶t̸e̴d̶ ̵D̵e̸a̴t̴h̷?̷ ̵ ̶T̶h̵a̵t̵ ̷w̵a̸s̸ ̴h̵o̵r̸r̸i̷b̵l̷e̸.̴ ̴ ̷ ̶I̸ ̸d̵o̶n̴'̸t̴ ̴t̷h̶i̴n̴k̸ ̶t̶h̸e̷y̵'̶d̶ ̸b̵e̶ ̷a̴b̶l̷e̴ ̴t̷o̴ ̸t̴o̵t̴a̸l̵l̴y̶ ̶g̶e̸t̴ ̶r̵i̸d̶ ̶o̷f̴ ̶m̷e̶ ̴-̴ ̴I̶'̸m̶ ̷m̵e̶a̵n̵t̵ ̷t̵o̸ ̵a̸p̸p̸e̸a̸r̷ ̴w̵h̵e̵r̴e̸v̷e̷r̸ ̶I̵'̶m̵ ̴n̸e̸e̴d̸e̴d̶.̷ ̶O̵r̴ ̷t̷h̴e̴s̶e̶ ̸d̸a̷y̸s̵,̷ ̴w̴h̸e̸r̷e̸v̷e̷r̴ ̷I̶ ̶w̶a̸n̵t̸.̷ ̴A̷n̶d̴ ̵w̸o̶u̵l̷d̷n̶'̴t̷ ̵a̵n̵ ̴i̷n̴v̵i̷s̶i̶b̸l̵e̷ ̸u̷n̴i̶v̵e̸r̴s̸i̵t̶y̵ ̶w̶a̷n̸t̷ ̴t̵o̶ ̷s̸t̴u̸d̶y̶ ̷s̸o̸m̶e̴ ̵a̷n̴o̶m̶a̸l̵i̶e̷s̶?̶
YES, WHEN I WAS RETIRED THE DEATH OF EACH CREATURE WAS SEPARATED INTO ITS OWN BEING. THE DEATH OF RATS REFUSED TO BE RECONGLOMERATED, BUT THE REST HAVE JOINED ME IN BEING ME.
DO YOU WANT TO BE STUDIED?
I DO NOT TRANSFORM INTO A GIANT DUCK, NO. OR A DUCK MONSTER, AS IT WERE.
I AM GLAD YOU WERE ABLE TO BREAK OUT. I WOULD BE GLAD TO MEET YOUR FRIEND.
I AM NOT CURRENTLY IN THE MARKET FOR A CAT MASK. SORRY.
Y̴o̴u̵'̵d̸ ̷b̸e̸ ̵a̶ ̴v̵e̶r̷y̶ ̵b̵o̷n̴y̷ ̵s̴k̵e̸l̸e̶t̷o̸n̷ ̶d̶u̷c̵k̵,̵ ̵I̵ ̸g̴u̶e̷s̸s̷.̴ ̷T̵h̴e̸r̴e̵ ̸W̴A̴S̶ ̷t̶h̵a̵t̷ ̶o̴n̷e̷ ̶p̶i̷e̸c̷e̸ ̷o̵f̶ ̷f̶a̸n̴f̴i̸c̵t̴i̶o̶n̷ ̶w̸h̶e̷r̵e̵ ̷t̷h̵e̷ ̵d̶u̴c̵k̵y̸ ̴a̶l̷s̴o̵ ̵g̴o̸t̴ ̸s̶o̷m̴e̶ ̶s̶c̵y̷t̴h̴e̷s̸.̸ ̶ ̶A̸h̶ ̵w̷e̴l̸l̸,̵ ̴i̴t̸ ̵w̵a̸s̷ ̶w̷o̵r̸t̶h̷ ̷a̶ ̷t̵r̶y̶.̴ ̸W̷o̷u̸l̷d̷ ̴h̸a̷v̷e̸ ̸b̵e̴e̷n̸ ̷f̴u̴n̶n̶y̵ ̷t̸o̴ ̶s̶e̶e̵ ̴y̴o̴u̴ ̷w̸a̴l̸k̴ ̷a̷r̸o̴u̸n̷d̷ ̸w̴i̴t̸h̸ ̷a̷ ̴c̴a̶t̵ ̶m̸a̵s̶k̶ ̷o̵n̶ ̶g̶o̸i̷n̸g̴ ̸"̵m̴i̷a̸o̸u̸"̸.̸ ̸S̵h̷o̸u̴l̶d̵ ̵y̸o̶u̵ ̵f̶e̸e̶l̸ ̸l̴i̸k̵e̴ ̸m̷e̷e̸t̷i̷n̷g̷ ̵P̶a̶b̶l̸o̸ ̷o̶r̸ ̵s̸i̶g̸h̸t̶s̷e̷e̶i̴n̶g̶ ̸a̸r̸o̴u̴n̶d̵ ̸t̴h̴e̵ ̷Z̴o̶n̴e̸s̵ ̴o̶n̷e̶ ̵d̷a̸y̵,̸ ̸t̵h̶o̸u̵g̶h̵,̵ ̸j̴u̶s̵t̷ ̶t̶h̸r̶o̸w̶ ̵a̶ ̵m̴e̷s̸s̷a̵g̶e̸.̴ ̴
WELL I SUPPOSE THERE IS THE DEATH OF DUCKS, BUT I HAVE RE-CONGLOMERATED HIM. SO YOU ARENT ENTIRELY WRONG. FANFICTION, THOUGH?
I MAY DO SO, THANK YOU. I QUITE ENJOY VISITING NEW PLACES. I WOULD INVITE YOU TO THE DISC, BUT I AM UNSURE IT WOULD GO AS SMOOTHLY. IF THE UNSEEN UNIVERSITY FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU, THEY MIGHT TRY TO BANISH YOU.
How do you feel about people who like cats but are allergic to them?
Does cat hair get on your robe?
What do you think of the Warrior cat novels?
I AM SORRY FOR THEIR LOSS.
NO.
I HAVE NOT READ THEM.
HOW INTERESTING. I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT I DO NOT KILL IN THE COURSE OF MY DUTY, MERELY CLEAN UP AFTER.
I DO SUPPORT THE INCLUSION OF THE CAT, THOUGH.
IT SOUNDS RATHER AWFUL TO HAVE TO SELL HIM THINGS. YOU HAVE MY CONDOLENCES.
I̵ ̵t̴h̶i̸n̵k̷ ̷I̴ ̷l̸i̶k̴e̶ ̵y̶o̵u̵ ̸b̸e̶t̸t̶e̴r̵ ̶t̸h̸a̵n̵.̶.̷.̷ ̵w̸e̷l̸l̵,̸ ̸t̵h̸e̸ ̷B̵a̴t̷t̷e̶r̶.̶ ̶
U̸n̶l̵e̵s̶s̶ ̵o̴f̶ ̷c̵o̴u̷r̸s̴e̴ ̵y̵o̶u̶ ̷t̴r̸a̷n̵s̴f̶o̷r̴m̴ ̷i̸n̷t̸o̶ ̸a̷ ̸giant duck m̴o̷n̸s̴t̷e̶r̶ ̸a̸s̶ ̷w̴e̶l̷l̸,̴ ̸w̴h̷i̸c̶h̷ ̶i̵s̷ ̶r̵a̸t̵h̷e̴r̵ ̶unlikely̴,̷ ̸y̷e̸t̸ ̵i̸t̸'̶s̶ ̸s̶o̷m̵e̶t̴h̷i̵n̶g̵ ̴t̴o̸ ̸b̷e̴ ̸c̶e̷r̵t̷a̸i̵n̶ ̷o̷f̵.̷ ̶Selling thing̴s̶ ̷t̵o̵ ̴s̸o̶m̷e̴t̷h̴i̴n̸g̸ ̴t̸h̷a̵t̶ ̴shifts l̷i̷k̷e̸ ̶t̵h̶a̴t̶,̴ ̸d̵e̸p̶e̵n̸d̴i̵n̵g̴ ̵o̸n̶ ̶perspective o̸r̸ ̵a puppeteering p̷r̶e̶s̴e̷n̸c̵e̶ ...
[shudders]
̸W̵e̷l̸l̴,̴ ̵I̶ ̶h̷a̴d̷ ̴t̵o̸ ̵d̴o̴ ̴i̷t̶ ̴r̵e̸p̴e̵a̶t̸e̶d̸l̷y̴,̵ ̵u̵n̴t̴i̸l̴ ̷I̴ ̸f̸o̸u̸n̴d̷ ̴a̷ ̶w̴a̷y̸ ̴t̷o̴ ̵break out. ̴ ̷.̵.̸.̷ ̸Y̸o̵u̷ ̷s̷h̷o̵u̷l̴d̵ ̷m̸e̴e̷t̶ ̸Pablo (̸h̸e̵'̴s̷ ̵a̷l̶s̷o̶ ̸c̶a̷l̶l̷e̵d̴ ̷t̸h̷e̵ ̷Judge) o̵n̴e̷ ̸d̷a̷y̵.̴ ̵M̶a̶y̴b̷e̵ ̴i̶n̵ ̴s̸o̵m̵e̵ ̵t̵i̸m̶e̶l̸i̸n̸e̵ ̷w̴h̷e̷r̷e̸ ̸h̷i̵s̶ ̴brother a̷l̴s̷o̶ ̷s̷u̶r̵v̵i̵v̶e̴d̷.̶.̵.̷ ̵ ̷Y̶o̸u̷ ̸l̶i̸k̶e̵ ̵c̸a̷t̷s̷?̶ ̶H̷m̷.̴ ̶D̶o̵ ̷y̴o̴u̴ ̴h̴a̷v̷e̶ ̶a̵n̴y̸ ̵money ,̵ ̸p̵e̵r̸c̸h̶a̸n̶c̸e̶?̷ ̵P̷a̵r̶d̷o̵n̵ ̵m̸e̸ ̷f̴o̴r̷ ̶b̴e̵i̷n̷g̷ ̵s̷o̵ ̶c̴a̵p̷i̵t̵a̶l̴i̵s̴t̵,̴ ̵b̴u̸t̵ ̴I̶ ̴d̴o̴ ̵h̴a̷v̵e̵ ̸s̸o̸m̵e̶ ̶s̴p̵a̴r̵e̴ ̸c̶a̶t̴ ̶m̵a̶s̵k̷s̷.̷
I DO NOT TRANSFORM INTO A GIANT DUCK, NO. OR A DUCK MONSTER, AS IT WERE.
I AM GLAD YOU WERE ABLE TO BREAK OUT. I WOULD BE GLAD TO MEET YOUR FRIEND.
I AM NOT CURRENTLY IN THE MARKET FOR A CAT MASK. SORRY.
WORK PROBATION.
VERY WELL.
I WAS PUT INTO A RETIREMENT, WITH TIME TO SPEND. AT THE END I WAS TO DIE. THIS WAS BECAUSE THE DEVELOPMENT OF EMOTIONS MADE ME - ACCORDING TO THR AUDITORS - INEFFICIENT. I WENT FIRST TO A FARM, AND BILL WAS THE FIRST NAME I COULD THINK OF WHEN THE OWNER ASKED ME FOR MINE. DOOR WAS THE FIRST THING I SAW WHEN SHE ASKED ME FOR A SURNAME.
AS FOR THE OVEREAGER DEATH, IT WAS THE SORT TO POSE WITH A CROWN UNDER A BOLT OF LIGHTNING. TOOK JOY IN REAPING, BUT MOREOVER IT WAS CRUEL ABOUT IT. SO I FOUGHT IT TO THE DEATH, AND WON.
YOUR TURN, THEN.
[blinking behind the mask]
S̵o̶ ̷a̵f̶t̸e̷r̶ ̵b̸e̶i̴n̴g̶ ̷p̷u̶t̵ ̸i̷n̷t̷o̴ ̷f̵orced retirementt̸,̸ ̴D̸e̵a̸t̸h̴ ̴f̴o̵u̶g̷h̸t̸ ̶t̵o̵ ̵t̵h̷e̶ ̴death ̴a̶b̷o̸u̶t̶ ̶w̸h̵a̴t̶ ̷D̶e̵a̷t̸h̴ ̷s̴h̷o̷u̷l̷d̷ ̴b̷e̶ ̴l̷i̸k̴e̵.̵ ̶S̴o̸u̷n̵d̷s̸ ̵l̶i̷k̵e̴ ̶I̷'̴m̴ ̵g̸o̵i̵n̸g̷ ̵t̷o̸ ̵h̷a̵v̴e̶ ̴t̵o̸ ̸r̴e̸a̸d̶ ̸t̶h̶a̸t̸ ̷novels̶o̶o̸n̷e̴r̶ ̸o̴r̸ ̸l̸a̴t̵e̸r̴.̷ ̶ ̷I̴n̷ ̶m̶y̶ ̶c̶a̴s̵e̷ ̶-̶ ̵w̶e̷l̷l̵,̵ ̷w̸e̷ ̴l̴i̵v̸e̸d̵ ̵i̶n̴ ̵a̴ ̵w̷e̵i̶r̴d̶ ̸post-apoc̷a̶l̶y̸p̷t̴i̴c̴ ̶w̷o̶r̸l̶d̷ ̵d̷r̷e̴amt u̵p̸ ̷b̸y̶ ̷a̸ ̷child, g̴o̴v̶e̸r̷n̶e̸d̴ ̶b̷y̸ ̸four G̶u̵a̸r̶d̴i̶a̵n̵s̵ ̷a̶n̵d̴ ̸a̸ ̴Q̶u̷e̴en.̸ ̵I̷t̵ ̵g̸o̷t̵ ̸h̸a̵u̶n̵t̷e̷d̵ ̴b̸y̶ ̸s̵p̶e̸c̴t̷r̷e̷s̵,̷ ̴a̶ ̴b̶a̶s̵e̵b̸a̷l̴l̵-̴t̶h̶e̶m̴e̷d̸ ̸p̶u̵r̶i̶f̶i̵e̷r̶ ̶a̷p̸p̵e̷a̶r̸e̸d̸ ̵f̵r̴o̸m̷ ̵t̷h̷e̴ ̶N̸o̸t̴h̶i̶n̷g̵n̶e̵s̴s̵,̵ ̷killed everyone,̸ ̸a̶n̴d̷ ̸d̶e̵p̷e̷n̷d̷i̷n̵g̷ ̷o̶n̷ ̴w̶h̶a̵t̶ ̶e̷n̴d̵i̴n̸g̵ ̸y̵o̵u̴ ̴c̶h̸o̸s̵e̸,̶ ̵e̶i̵t̷h̷e̸r̸ ̶t̷u̸r̸n̵e̷d̴ ̷t̵h̸e̵ ̵Z̶o̴n̵e̷s̷ ̸O̵F̸F̴,̵ ̴o̵r̶ ̵g̶o̸t̸ ̴k̷i̶l̶l̸e̶d̶ b̵y̴ ̴a̴ ̷c̸a̴t̷.̴ ̴ ̷I̴ ̷h̷a̴d̴ ̶t̴o̷ ̴s̷e̴l̸l̷ ̷h̵i̷m̴ ̵t̷h̸i̵n̴g̶s̸.̸ ̷T̴h̵a̶t̶ ̸w̷a̶s̶ ̴m̸y̵ ̶r̶o̴l̴e̵ ̶i̴n̴ ̸t̷h̷e̴ ̴e̸n̸t̷i̶r̶e̴ ̶v̷i̸d̶e̴o̷ ̶g̶a̴m̸e̷.̷
[shrug]
HOW INTERESTING. I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT I DO NOT KILL IN THE COURSE OF MY DUTY, MERELY CLEAN UP AFTER.
I DO SUPPORT THE INCLUSION OF THE CAT, THOUGH.
IT SOUNDS RATHER AWFUL TO HAVE TO SELL HIM THINGS. YOU HAVE MY CONDOLENCES.
INDEED, AND THE STORIES ARE CONNECTED.
THERE IS NO SHORT VERSION, REALLY.
I AM ONLY RECENTLY OFF OF PROBATION AS A RESULT OF THAT ENTIRE AFFAIR.
Probation? o̸h̵ ̸n̵o̴,̸ ̸n̷o̷w̴ ̸t̷h̸i̷s̶ ̵i̵s̴ ̵s̶h̴a̴p̸i̷n̸g̷ ̵u̸p̸ ̴t̶o̶ ̷b̵e̴ ̷Interest̴i̸n̶g̸.̸ ̶ ̸ ̷s̶h̸a̸l̸l̵ ̶w̷e̷ ̷t̷r̴a̷d̸e̵ ̸s̵t̵o̸r̷i̶e̵s̷,̵ ̶Mr Door?̶ ̶Y̵o̸u̴ ̶t̷e̶l̸l̵ ̴m̴e̷ ̶a̶b̷o̶u̶t̴ ̴t̷h̷e̵ ̶n̵a̴m̵e̸ ̸a̴n̷d̴ ̴t̸h̴e̴ ̸o̴v̴e̵r̵e̵a̴g̸e̶r̸ ̶h̷a̶r̵v̷e̵s̷t̶e̶r̶,̴ ̸a̷s̴ ̴s̸h̸o̵r̸t̵ ̴a̷s̴ ̶y̸o̴u̵ ̸c̷a̶n̸ ̸ ̵a̶n̸d̸ ̶I̶'̸l̵l̶ ̸s̴e̷e̶ ̴h̴o̶w̴ ̵m̸u̸c̶h̴ ̴I̷ ̴c̵a̷n̸ ̷s̵h̷o̵r̶t̸e̵n̶ ̵a̷b̶o̴u̴t̴ ̶m̷y̶ ̴o̸w̸n̸ ̷b̸a̸t̸-̵c̷r̷a̷z̵y̶ ̶b̸a̵s̴t̴a̷r̶d̴.̷
WORK PROBATION.
VERY WELL.
I WAS PUT INTO A RETIREMENT, WITH TIME TO SPEND. AT THE END I WAS TO DIE. THIS WAS BECAUSE THE DEVELOPMENT OF EMOTIONS MADE ME - ACCORDING TO THR AUDITORS - INEFFICIENT. I WENT FIRST TO A FARM, AND BILL WAS THE FIRST NAME I COULD THINK OF WHEN THE OWNER ASKED ME FOR MINE. DOOR WAS THE FIRST THING I SAW WHEN SHE ASKED ME FOR A SURNAME.
AS FOR THE OVEREAGER DEATH, IT WAS THE SORT TO POSE WITH A CROWN UNDER A BOLT OF LIGHTNING. TOOK JOY IN REAPING, BUT MOREOVER IT WAS CRUEL ABOUT IT. SO I FOUGHT IT TO THE DEATH, AND WON.
YOUR TURN, THEN.
How's Susan doing?
WE HAVE NOT MUCH KEPT IN TOUCH, BUT AS FAR AS I KNOW SHE IS WELL AND STILL TEACHING.
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
I DO THE DUTY SPECIFICALLY TO AVOID AN OVEREAGER REAPER FROM COMING IN, AT THIS POINT.
YES? BILL DOOR. LONG STORY.
.̷.̴.̷i̴t̸ ̴s̷o̶u̷n̷d̶s̵ ̷l̵i̸k̶e̷ ̶t̷h̷e̷r̷e̷'̷s̵ ̵a̵ ̵s̷t̶o̵r̸y̶ ̷b̵e̵h̷i̷n̷d̴ ̶t̴h̸e̷s̶e̶ ̵t̵w̸o̸ ̶t̸h̷i̸n̴g̵s̴.̶ ̵ ̴ ̷I̸t̸'̶s̵.̴.̴.̷a̶ ̸g̸o̵o̴d̴ ̶n̴a̶m̵e̵?̴ ̷V̸e̷r̶y̸ ̴s̵o̴l̵i̶d̷.̸ ̵T̸h̷e̴ ̷o̵v̶e̶r̴e̴a̵g̷e̷r̴ ̵r̶e̵a̵p̷e̸r̶ ̷I̵ ̸m̵i̶g̴h̶t̶ ̴h̷a̷v̸e̴ ̵a̸ ̷p̸a̸r̷a̸l̴l̶e̴l̶ ̷h̷e̵r̶e̵.̶ H̵a̷d̷ ̷a̷ ̴b̵a̴t̶ ̷i̴n̶s̶t̵e̴a̶d̶ ̸o̶f̶ ̸a̸ ̸s̸c̵y̶t̷h̷e̷.̵
INDEED, AND THE STORIES ARE CONNECTED.
THERE IS NO SHORT VERSION, REALLY.
I AM ONLY RECENTLY OFF OF PROBATION AS A RESULT OF THAT ENTIRE AFFAIR.