ask dogtor pepper!

🥤she/her🥤 role-play ask blog for my OC (main blog) @trash-hatchet

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Hi i’m dogtor Pepper!

i’m here to answer people’s questions whether they be medical or about my life in general!

(ooc: I am not a real medical professional please do not come to me for actual medical advice)

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Dogtor Pepper! How much experience do you have treating bugs? Moths like I struggle with medicare because of our tiny weak bodies õτõ

I have quite a few specialty tools for any extra small clients! and if it’s a problem I can’t solve with the tools I have, I know a few bug and insect specialists that I can send people to!

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sometimes it can be hard figuring out if it’s a mechanical or biological problem…

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it’s always fun and interesting to work with a new species that I’ve never seen before! but it’s also nerve-racking because I don’t really wanna get anything wrong, but people start getting nervous when your doctor has to look something up during an appointment!

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i’m not mad, just disappointed. please do not put anything inside of you that is not specifically made for that purpose.

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sometimes you don’t need special equipment, You just need a hair straightener, and a roll of wax paper.

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ooc: i put pepper on my artfight page also I’m going to try to be more active on this account :3

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if a doctor ever told you that you need to lose weight, they were probably wrong. that is my professional medical opinion as a doctor and as a can of soda.

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So, we know you’re a drink dog, but do your dog parts resemble a specific breed? What about Cream Soda’s?

not really, I can’t think of any dog breeds that I really look like, I guess maybe a pitbull a little bit? cream soda kinda looks like an Akita inu, she kinda looks like a dingo too.

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Do you have any parents or siblings, Dogtor?

I have a younger brother named Pibb, he’s a high school biology teacher, my mom is a heart surgeon and my dad is a psychologist.

here is an old Christmas photo of us!

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Do you prefer to be called Doctor, Dogtor, or Pepper, if people want to shorten your name/title? Or do you prefer that people just use the full “Dogtor Pepper” moniker?

my full name is Pepper Dogtor but since Dr.Dogtor sounds kind of silly, I usually go by Dr. Pepper in a work setting. my friend just called me Pepper though

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oh no………what have you done…………../silly

listen I told them that experimental surgeries like that weren’t a good idea, but they didn’t listen! this is what I get for working on humans… acting like it’s my fault that they wanted to be part Baja blast!

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What’s the craziest thing someone’s ever come to you for help with?

oh God, where do I even start… one time another drink dog came in complaining about headaches and feeling generally disoriented, turns out there drink was completely fermented! they’re insides had turned into hooch! I have no idea what they did to make that happen, but we had to pump their stomach

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Can you tell us some more about Cream Soda? :0

of course! I love talking about my beautiful wife! cream is a photographer and very good at her job, she grew up in a pretty rural area so she loves taking pictures of large and interesting looking buildings! she likes to watch medical drama specifically to hear me complain about all the inaccuracies, she also really likes Doctor Who. she is the most wonderful, funny and kind person I have ever met, and I am so lucky to be married to her.

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To any protogens, robots, cyborgs, or anyone else with mechanical or electronic components to their body, I cannot help with hardware or software issues! if you have a broken bone or disease of some kind (not a computer virus!) I can help you! but I do not have the knowledge or resources to fix a cracked LED screen or faulty wiring, please visit a mechanic for these issues not a doctor.

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it’s a right of passage and drink dog society to eat Mentos and then projectile vomit so bad you need to get your stomach pumped, I really wish it wasn’t though.