Sir, those are my emotional support ghosts

BBC Ghosts, someone hug them. Also occasionally Horrible Histories, Bill, and Yonderland here.

[this-url-is-a-ghost]

Yo, uhhhh, I am not dead!! I'm still around on the internet! I haven't posted here in literal years, so hello to anyone who still follows this!

[thefandomlesbian]

Hey, everyone! Due to the sudden influx of viewers on AO3, the site has had to modify some things, including the experience of guest users and how hits are counted on the site. This is not the fault of AO3 (they're doing their best to keep things up and running for all of us), but if you're a guest user following stories on AO3, PLEASE make sure to leave kudos for your authors to see. We understand it can be difficult to get an account on AO3 (probably more now with COVID-19 leaving people in their homes), but sudden drops in statistics can be inexplicable and disheartening.

Keep your heads up, people. We're gonna get through this.

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

from now on we don’t care about the technical aspects of movies we rate them based on whether they put love in our hearts

[nocontexthorriblehistories]

caption this

[this-url-is-a-ghost]

When they show you their newborn baby but it looks like a gremlin

[elves-and-autumn]

[the-storm-they-call-brian]

Mike: yeah I’ve got a sixth sense. It’s called style. Who wants to see dead people when you’ve got clothes like this?

[punkslovepoints]

[this-url-is-a-ghost]

WILLIAM WILLIAM HENRY STEVEN HENRY RICHARD JOHN OI!

[nocontexthorriblehistories]

honestly I could watch this 20 second segment from the Ghosts bloopers on a loop for the rest of my life

[bbcghostsconfessions]

Imagine Spidey watching Ghosts though! He'd totally love it! He'd also show it to Steve and Bucky like "there's this captain and he's from your time... He's totally cool! A bit like Mr Stark even! Well, sort of... He doesn't know how to do emotions which... yeah... neither does Mr Stark but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't tell him that! Anyway you'll like it, c'mon!" and then he drags them to his laptop and they all watch it together until Tony gets home to collect his Spider-son.

Oh my fuCK YES!! I’d think that Bucky see’s The Captain as Steve for obvious cliche reasons, and Sam definitely starts calling Peter “Pat.” (Parker high-key loves it 😄)

[eastcoastdruid]

i am a 1750′s ghost and life is a group of thirteen year olds using a ouija board to ask me if josh from homeroom has a crush on them

[incorrectghostsquotes]

[The ghosts trying to figure out what’s wrong with Alison]

Kitty: She only goes running if she's upset. And she's wearing her sad hoodie.

Julian: She’s fine. Everything's okay.

Pat: I just passed Alison running, on purpose!

Julian: Oh, my God! Maybe I was wrong.

Pat: [Runs to the open window] Alison! Are you okay?! I see you! And I love you!

Julian: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.

Captain: That's fair.

[incorrectghostsquotes]

Mike: FOUR MONTHS

Kitty: What is he talking about?

Alison: It’s not that big of deal-

Mike: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

[flyingfishflopsthings]

Look I know he’s not Victorian but listen-

[incorrectghostsquotes]

[When Thomas was alive]

New servant: Do you want a tea or a coffee?

Thomas: Uh, yeah, can I have half and half please?

Servant: Sorry?

Thomas: Like, can I have tea in the bottom half of the mug, and then coffee in the top half of the mug please?

Servant: Oh, right...

Thomas: Yeah, I started drinking it about 18 months ago. I call it a toffee, or a key. But you can't ask for it in a cafe...

Thomas: 'Cause they just bring you toffee.. or a key...

[poetria-gloriosa]

Is there a Cards Agaibst Humanity for ancient Rome?? And if not, WHY NOT?

[ancient-rome-au]

Black Cards

________ delenda est.

The praetorian guard sold the office of emperor for a __________ .

Our consuls for this year are (1) _________ and (2) _________ .

______ , the new state religion.

______ , the hottest new mystery cult from the East.

Jupiter Optimus Maximus, the god of __________ .

The temple was decorated with _______ .

The headlining gladiatorial fight pitted (1) _______ against (2) _______ .

Oops, I accidentally mixed ________ with the wine.

What the urban proletariat will eat when the grain dole is canceled.

Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s; render unto _______ what is ______’s (one card).

White Cards

unspent brothel tokens leftover from last night

Priapus's undying grudge against donkeys

lubricating one’s every orifice with olive oil

a tintinnabulum so large it needs several ropes to keep the phallus elevated off the ground

enslaving Greek philosophers and forcing them to teach my children

not manumitting your impudent slaves until they exhibit an attitude adjustment

manumitting your slaves when they’re too elderly or sick to work

several inebriated legionaries

a mountain of amphorae

the warmest corner of the hot bath in the bathhouse

[amine-eyes]

@verecunda

[deh-beh]

I honestly think I'm in love with Laurence Rickard because I'm smitten by every character he plays

[patcaps]

I ghostwrote this post James 👀

[deh-beh]

[roundclowns]

I hope Ghosts season two has a scene with a long tracking shot through the house showing how Alison and Mike are now living in perfect harmony with the ghosts and vice versa. Preferably set to a little music.