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... No.

#portal #portal 2 #doug rattmann #ooc: after three years i rise from the dead to give you this terrible creation #don't get USED TO IT it might be another 50000 years before I get around to doing another one

How's Henry doing, future self...?

... He's been better.

((Just completed the alarmingly regular mass-ask-purge! Sorry guys. The ask box is open again, though, so feel free to ask questions and, as always, I'll try not to forget about them/procrastinate))

#OOC

What would you do if SHE finds you?

Run like hell and don't look back.

did you bring your cat to bring your cat day? did he/she die in the box?

Actually, I'm not much of an animal person, in general. I'm pretty sure most of our AIs are based off of cats, though, given the attitude (Don't quote me on that).

If there was a very successful civilization out there somewhere, that would accept you and your companion,would you join them? Also, if they wanted you to be a very famous artist, with galleries and deli sandwiches named after you, would you take that offer?

That sounds oddly specific...

Hello ? Are you still there ? Shutting down...

Good plan. Goodnight.

Do you prefer whole milk or non-fat?

Honestly, at this point, could I just have some water?

*to artist behind Rattmann* I just love your style. Would you ever consider doing a speedpaint or live stream tutorial-type thing?

((Asdgjhsdfgj THANKS ;w; I've done Livestreams before with my personal art, but the program is so cumbersome to use - it lags and starts and stops and crashes on my laptop. If I could find some alternative that's not so awful, I'd definitely be interested!And I've always been interested in speedpaints, too, but like I said, I don't know what program I would use :c

And thank you again!! I'm glad you're enjoying the blog!! ;w;))

Every exit is guarded with an emancipation grill, is that why you cant escape, because you would have to vaporize Daisy? Surely, escaping is better than staying with an old cube.

I can’t escape because She’s constantly rearranging the facility, and She keeps the doors locked.

Before She was turned (back) on, it was simply because I was too tired and nursing a turret wound.

So, you know - back on my feet after all those years only to find nothing’s where it used to be.

What would you do if you ran aperture?

I would shut it down.

I have no idea what you're even talking about. Another universe? Me as the CEO? If I were CEO, I wouldn't be, because Aperture wouldn't even be around. And PeTI? I don't even know what PeTI is.

And I thought I was the crazy one.

#Portal #Portal 2 #Doug Rattmann

... other than what I've heard on the prerecorded messages. If their work ethic is anything like Aperture - no, I don't regret turning down any alleged job offers.

#Portal #Portal 2 #Doug Rattmann

What does it look like when a person is vaporized? Both male and female.

Like a lot of smoke and soot. The smell is the really bad part.

Doug, has anyone ever told you how absolutely gorgeous your eyes are? <3

Windows to the soul, or so I've been told.

If you had the chance to start a new life what would you do?

Enthusiastically.

((Sorry for the absence - been busy lately. The ask box is open again!))

#OOC

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