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@ask-dovesprite
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((oh no what have I doneeeeeeeeee))
((FYI if anyone was wondering, the last post was 6 years ago so I’m probably not going to be updating this anytime soon ;A; Thank you to everyone for your support! I’ve had a blast rp’ing with everyone~ Feel free to message me over at @rainysoshi (ʘ‿ʘ✿) on tumblr/twitter/insta))
((mun is grounded so no internet for a while))
the johns are in disappearance cahoots
—turntechGoddess [TG] began pestering ectoGnostic [EG]—
TG: john TG: john TG: hey listen TG: hey TG: hey TG: are you there?? TG: promise i wont chuck any bits of choice titanium bowls at your head if you respond within the next five seconds TG: or minutes TG: ... TG: or years TG: ... TG: hey dude??? -- tuturntechGoddess [TG]ceased pestering ectoGnostic [EG]—
You stare at the chum handles that have been offline for some time, uncurling your tail from under your body as you begin to zone out to the humming of Jade's voice emanating from the adjacent room. You hadn't seen John- Harley, or even the sprite-troll John after SBURB... what the hell happened to them?
—turntechGoddess [TG] began pestering ghostyTrollcrow [GT]— TG: cmon john TG: this isnt funny TG: i know youre there TG: why arent you answering TG: jegus christ its been a week TG: youre def not ignoring me cause yer getting laid TG: is this a shitty prank...? TG: ... TG: ... TG: ok TG: ok TG: so ill go straight to the topic and pop the million dollar question TG: are we still on for fish lasagna???
—turntechGoddess [TG] ceased pestering ghostyTrollcrow [GT]—
ask-femdavestrider replied to your photoset:hit me with your best shot why dont you hit me…
should i just throw a bunch of eggs at you?? that would be a good idea
should i piss in your drink that would be a good idea
and then give it to dovesprite
yeah that would be an awesome idea
well excuuuuuse me princess
Howdy chaps! Should you have any inquiries send them post haste!
((quietly self promotes))
heres a suggestion dont send egg puns send birdseed instead lots of it maybe even a bottle of aj just anything but eggs resist the temptation and be a good dog for ONCE to me harley or i will smack you into another species do you hear me
now see here that would be an eggggcellent idea!
but sadly dovesprite over there is not in my control! ;P
but omelette this one chance slide
16 days 2 hours 46 minutes 43 seconds
lets just say
its complicated ok
==> where the heck did all these people come from
TG: tony fucking hawk r u kiddin me shit TG: shit TG: im p sure any tg ever could outboard ne fucking tool named tony hawk ne day TG: ill take him rn even TG: idk what a kickflip mctwist smith grind combo is but it def sounds like something i could do 3000000000 times better than tony fucking hawk TG: double wonks
You are going to slow clap the fuck out of that pokemon anecdote, though. Even if the sound does make mutwo’s tail thrash in irritation. Fuck that cat, you’re living on the edge now. TG: the got dark fast TG: pokemon movie the fifty billionth sequel now with double the gritty reboot TG: trading pokemon now comes with an extra dose of existential crises n shit TG: pokemon TG: they thought they could trust the trainers but they were wrong TG: rated pull ur fuckin pants back up u sick fuck TG: this got weird fast i am def talking to some kind of strider
TG: oh hell naw dont be ratting on my bro like that TG: hawks the man except when hes frozen in midair glitched for all eternity even in dream bubbles ya know hes p damn serious about staying there TG: did you just give me two wonks?? TG: thats seriously some fantastic shit right there TG: its like getting two bottles of aj in a vending machine and you dont even pay for the first one this is christmas come early TG: im wearing an ironic sweater and celebrating hard
TG: hey its a cold dark world out there TG: what the hell were you expecting TG: you have a community that kicks their children outta the house at ten years old to adventure there and isnt even bottled water in their bookbags thats just tragic TG: little kids can cockfight with mutated creatures that have enough combined power to eliminate the human civilization entirely TG: what part of it was ever a shining beacon of lighthearted tomfoolery TG: so yeah things get weird p often around here TG: lucky you being already acquainted with the strider charm TG: names dove TG: dont wear it out
such amaze wow
DC: Someone’s opinion on AJ is basically the best way to tell something about a person. DC: Not sure you could call it often, but yeah I’m on here quite a bit. DC: You? DC: Not completely sure on age, around 19 probably/ sort of crow? I’ll yiff once for you / Middle of fucking nowhere
DC: Yeah those answers sort of sucked, couldn’t give a straight one for any of them. DC: I’ll start pulling together some sweet birdseed raves now, you’ll be on top of the guest list when it happens. DC: Wow that sounds like shit Though if they’re so stupid could you brainwash them? DC: Make them start building shrines or some shit? OR just get one of them to do it, and monkey see monkey do could happen? DC: You know between the AJ and all the money sounds like you should be set. DC: But addiction’s a powerful thing.
TG: youre right man damn straight is addiction a powerful thing TG: the funds for life are set alright but im still freestyling TG: swag levels maxed on the echeladder of cool got too much bling TG: living the life triple decked out in the ironic goods from wing to wing TG: thought about that but brainwashed nakodiles just aint my deal TG: sure theyre retarded as fuck but they be keeping it real TG: eat my doritos these little shits do this companys not ideal TG: but ya gotta appreciate not being alone now and then you feel TG: me cause its otherwise p damn empty round these parts of town TG: lava and gears making noise for miles but there isnt a single soul or dream bubble around TG: so you better believe ill shit bricks the sooner the promised sweet raves will be found TG: the plans to crash in fashionably late and get lost in the rhythm of sick beats and ill sounds TG: alfred evacuate the dancefloor cause theres a new chick TG: busting some sweet gravity defying moves and not giving a yiff TG: lights camera action center of attention be the star dont you wish TG: it was you dunking down bottles of aj and taken by every single bitch
"Go away, Jude."
Okay, no, wait, what? No,no,noooooo. That went downhill real fast. And now she's pulling away from your arm, alright. Thats fine. /Just. Perfect./
"...Okay bye." you sing, letting one of your ears drop. Whats going on with Dove, though? You glance over at her, Eyebrows furrowed with suspicion and oh my gosh, she still has a stupid smirk on her face. Is this a joke?
Emotions are hard, man. Girls are confusing. Crushes are confusing. What even is this.
She's still relatively close to you, though. You guess that's good? You pull your arm back onto the couch rather than on Doves shoulder. Shooting another glance over at her, You notice that her smirk is a little strained, as if it were forced.
See, being merged with a dog lets you have sharper senses and you just love that. Also lets you have sharper hair.
Off topic, off topic!! But what could be getting Dove knocked off the train?
He's looking at you with a stranger stare and if you were anyone less cool than your current, totally rad self, you would have audibly voiced your concern over his scrutinizing you like you're some fine ass piece of raw meat in Hell's kitchen. Keep it cool, Dove. He's getting suspicious. Keep it cool.
Because fuck actually being honest with yourself and dropping a shit of information that Jude doesn't need to know anything about. Between the numerous amounts of piping fresh dung that's been dumped on your face from the SBURB session and your inability to do anything right with Dove, Dani, and AR, all you really need is... you don't even know.
You impulsively scooch over towards him on the sofa that's suddenly too small for two people and turn face the television, leaning your head against his- ouch jegus christ that hair is pointy- as the next portion of the song follows after the instrumentals.
"Do you wanna build a snowman?"
And You Get Some Publicity Right?
--turntechGoddess [TG] began pestering ghostyTrollcrow [GT]--
TG: yo john TG: john TG: john TG: ... TG: ... TG: ok the national get jontan laid fund isnt doing so great TG: but worry not we got doubled results in subscriber count since last week TG: peeps wanna see your feathery ass in action TG: john TG: john are you there TG: ...??
Morning After
TG: i am not keeping the little shit TG: its just staying here until i can pawn it off on someone else TG: like im not totally heartless enough to throw it to monsters okay TG: that is legit something i aint doing TG: but yeah i TG: … TG: … TG: HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING MORON TG: NO DONT TG: -unrecognized voice input- TG: SHIT SHIT SHIT TG: … TG: … TG: …
—talismanGallant [TG] is an idle chum! —
TG: ??? TG: DOVE?? TG: ... TG: well TG: fuck TG: ... TG: see i warned you about the cats TG: i warned you bro
What was it with Dove and being randomly mauled my creatures every time you actually have a conversation with him? At this rate you're going to have to haul your ass over to his shitty apartment and set up camp to see what exactly you're missing out on, stray feline spawns of Satan be damned.
Morning After
TG: wasnt exactly my decision but theres leaving it inside and letting it out to get ripped apart and i am not that much of a dick okay TG: but like seriously TG: the little bastard is creepy as fuck TG: youre so sympathetic TG: really TG: the most TG: how did i get so lucky in knowing you TG: fucking hell satan stop scratching the futon
TG: of course man TG: i am one sympathetic fucker TG: just call me mother teresa TG: satan?? TG: did you name the cat?? TG: excellent choice you are drowning in an ocean of spray painted bronze plastic medals its p much the name of the year congratulations TG: if youre keeping the little shit i am never visiting no matter how many bitches you throw at me
You are a lucky winner???
CH: Oh just changing the diet of our favorite blue bird boy and being a creeper watching him through cameras that record his every move, you know the usual. CH: And why is the Get Jontan Laid Fund contacting me? CH: What could I possibly give them?
TG: sounds about right TG: omg hal TG: you cant just ask people why theyre contacting you TG: rude all we ever wanted was your undying support TG: maybe some bling too TG: do it for the children TG: and inevitable time paradoxes
You tsk and just isn't really up for anything from yourself at the moment. Knowing she doesn't want to all about Jude, you it's just written all over your face on your sprite self, but you decide to hold it off for a little bit. She probably doesn't know what you know.
"Here's the stitch on the stupid planet. We didn't just choose Jude's jungle for no reason. It also hides the hidden houses we build, thanks to Kanayo's way with fabric and such." You say just to ease in on the real topic slowly, "it may come down to a rock farm, but we are also planning underground homes and in the trees. If I remember, Terezi knows how to balance things like that in the trees and tie knots. That's the main point to all of this." You stop for a second and look at Jude then yourself, sprite self, the mirror being broken so you can't look at yourself either way.
"Jude can shrink and move things... The only problem is he is knocked out cold as you know from the stupid party, that was June's idea when she was a trickster. So, since everybody is busy, I need your help... Basically.. When he wakes up, if he does, also if he has any memory or not. You'd be a big part to his memory...." The last part bothers you, now thinking and looking down on yourself as if you don't mean much of anything to him. Like only she DID at one point, but also got to him first.
You realize now you are jealous of yourself and it's stupid. Like putting the peanut butter on top of the sandwich to see if it'll taste different, which of course it wouldn't, SINCE IT'S THE SAME. Either way... You still hate it deep inside your sprite self got to him first before you could ever, not even now.
"Whoa there buddy, is June still parading around with a grade A swirly diabetes stick gorilla glued to her forehead?" Was Dani talking about the same June that you knew? Sounds about right, that Egbert iteration was batshit insane (although attractive in the dangerously homo way), and you only talked to her for ten minutes at most. "Cause I dunno about you but taking suggestions from her isn't the best idea. June. Trickster. If those two words don't spell majorly disastrous attempts at a replenishing their prankster's gambit that's destined to fail miserably then I don't know what does."
You're skirting around the issue, avoiding the topic like a professional touhou player streaming live to millions of viewers. It's evident from the tone in Dani's voice that her implied request is more taxing on her than yourself. The swift glance to the side as she mentioned Jude... you understand that there is some type of passive-aggressive resentment, or could that possibly be jealousy in the air? It's been too long since you've showed any type of unwavering acceptance and set the bullshit machine on non-existent to properly read yourself. The feeling of jealousy is nearly foreign; it's an attached emotion, an active one, a state of mind for a real person to experience and you're anything but that.
So you're confused by her subtle bit of frustration that only you could have picked up because she was essentially a better version of you even with everything that had happened recently. You'd best not dwell on that- one distraught Strider was already a pretty rare situation, to even introduce the concept of two- the universe just can't handle it.
"Alright, done, deal. I'll accept payment in cash, credit, or apple juice. He's gotta wake up first though, any award winning ideas on how we're gonna make that happen?"
It’s all fun and games until someone starts singing along to the movie.
She doesn't notice how close you are to her, and you're actually slightly annoyed. Getting Dove flustered is something you'd love to see more often.
She sings the next line louder and that is absolutely fantastic. You'll be able to carry on the plans of screaming lyrics.
"Do you wanna build a snowmaaaaaaan? it doesn't have to be a snoowmaaaaaan."
You glance at her to see how she's doing. She's got a dumb smirk o n her face like she always does, but somehow it doesn't feel genuine. You shrug it off. Maybe you're just over analyzing things like Ross does.
"Go away Jude," you mock in the spirit of the lyrics, the smirk plastered to your face as you pull away from his arm. You're almost disappointed by the lack of contact that you hadn't realized your depraved self had been craving for so long, but you remind yourself that you can't get close because the same goddamn thing will just keep happening.
You curl your tail from under the blanket and could have sworn that a flash of suspicion crossed his face. Jude's sharper than he lets on, you halfheartedly convince yourself that it was just your imagination.
