[ask-dr-strangeglove]

Ever Wanted to Ask Doctor Strangeglove Something?

Something silly? Something important? Something dire? Burning questions? Leaks on any information that could maybe come across as important?

Well you're at the right place!

It's not every day a Moshi agency gets the rights to shove Tumblr questions from the public into the face of a fearsome villain. Maybe he'll only snap some of our phones in half, or maybe he'll like getting all the attention and potential support. Come find out. Ask whatever you'd like as much as you'd like, cause if it's not good for Strangeglove, then at least it's good for us!(Our news headlines are failing miserably, we need the publicity).

Our ask box- or better yet- Strangeglove's ask box- is now open to viewers like you! And, we encourage you to tell all your friends!

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OOC. [Mod is not a minor. We do not mind minors interacting one bit but just know there might be a few foul words or jokes that get cracked on occasions, 13+ sorts of things.]

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

hey dr strangeglove, have you ever heard of mixels? If you have you’d probsly be friends with the villain of the show King Nixel

I wouldn't be friends with anybody, especially a sub-par villain.

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

okay but like if you HAD TO PICK what would ur favorite zack binspin song be

Oh, of course! Now that you've said I've HAD to pick, then I just must give you an answer!

No!! I'm not going to play along just to entertain some monster that I don't know. I could be asked an infinite amount of things - possibly even an infinite amount of evil things - and I'm meant to answer questions about Zack Binspin? Why is this the question you get so adamant about?

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

since we all know you listen to zack binspin (dont deny it) whats your favorite song of his. cmon spill the beans

Why would you think I listen to Zack Binspin!? The only time I pause on one of his songs is if there is nothing else on. Sometimes, when you're skimming through stations, you will have to settle for less-than. And there's no point in 'eagerly' listening to him when I've made much better things myself. Not to mention, how that would be turning my back on certain agents that I associate myself with.

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knowing that your prosthetic can move on its own and stuff, do you ever lose track of it? Like, does it ever run off while you're occupied or something like that? I'd imagine that would be a little annoying.

No, it's not ever gone off on its own at all. The only time it ever detaches is if I manually detach it myself. And it listens rather well. It's almost an extension of myself - but not. Sometimes, it just lays on the ground like any ordinary glove, and other times, it runs off to have at some havoc, just as any bad glove should. I suppose it's up to whatever I'm feeling at the moment. Nevertheless, it always comes back to me. I could throw it off of the peak of Mount Sillimanjaro, and it'd come right back!

Now, how does it always manage to find me and hone down where I'm at? That's an entirely different story... Perhaps that goes back to how it is me - but isn't. So it knows where I am - while it isn't. Like a monster losing its head. It knows where the body is, even if not attached.

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

Hey doc, Super Moshi here. Was wondering if you could reschedule your next evil scheme to be a day later? I was gonna go down to Ooh La Lane that day with some pals and would hate to miss it. You can come with if you want.

xoxo,

One Of Those Meddling Moshis

Reschedule!? That's not the kind of thing that you can just reschedule! And even if you could, I absolutely wouldn't for the likes of you lot. And you don't need to insult me, you know. Inviting me to some treacherous 'play-date' you'd be having. Just forget about it. What sort of evil genius would I be, if I went around trying to do nice and kind things like rescheduling to compensate for others! No! I like my foul behavior, and I'll stick to it. And don't bother trying to come and stop me, either. It won't work.

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

*scurries up to you and hands you 50 Rox and runs off*

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Have I finally struck enough fear into the citizens of Monstro City that they are handing over their Rox to me? Yes, I already can have as much Rox as a monster could dream, and I can go out and steal whatever I please, but this has a more take over-y feeling to it. Just try not to grovel at my feet for too long, will you?

I don't want to consider the idea of this being out of kindness or pity. I am far from something to be pitied, Muahahahaa!

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

I have been wondering, why exactly do you climb Mt. Silimanjaro so much? I know Elder Furi has a cabin up there full of Musky Huskies

Wouldn't you want to go somewhere with refreshing air where you can(-and actually be) feel like you are on top of the world? Up there, I can have my peace from any insufferable idiotic forms of 'intelligence' that might muck up my thought process or try to interrupt me from anything.

And that cabin has got to go. Putting a cabin full of those malicious mutts up there just to try and get at me. You mean to tell me that Monstro City thinks he is nice? Never mind, it's no bother that a few(and by few, I mean many) glumps can't solve. My blog will do terrible if you lot keep bringing up such a tasteless foul name.

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

Can your prosthetic hand move on its own when it's detached from your arm?

Very much so! Haven't you seen it roaming about before? It really comes in handy(huahaha) on particular occasions, or with slipping away. Really gives Monstro City the creeps with it crawling about. And I can simply toss it aside when switching to a different prosthetic; let it be something for some monster to trip over. Think of Thing from The Addams Family, but with a much smarter, eviler agenda. A better burning question is what ISN'T it doing?

If I was you, I'd look out for any crawling sensations up your back, or keep an eye out on bushes and high fences. It's infrequent, but I'll leave you with the anticipation! Muahahahaa!!

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

Heyyyy doc, it’s Sweet Tooth again~! I was wondering if you would let me paint your nails >:)

Maybe take a good long hard look at my gloves as well...

If that's something I could DO I would've DONE it by now. Everyone knows that evil exploration starts with black nail polish, and then expands from there. And I doubt any monster here would have the cognitive capabilities to comprehend what exactly it is that I am.

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

"What? NO! I am NOT going to be taking 'video game' suggestions, I get all the stimulation I need from being an evil villain, I don't need to melt away my time on something so pointless. I am not a tacky Tweetchy streamer. Sports ball games with the glumps is a game? Huaha! Of course kicking around the glumps is a game! The one thing they are actuslly useful for."

[sweet-tooth-clonc]

The tooth fairy still owes me 300 Rox… Setting up a trap for her as soon as I get back to the Candy Cane Caves! 🧚🚫

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

The Tooth Fairy isn't rea- nevermind. What did the Tooth Fairy do to you to owe you three-hundred Rox?!

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

Dr. Strangeglove, you have a favorite dessert? Or one you've always wanted to try?

My favorite dessert! You can't go wrong with an Eton Mess, there is never a non-appropriate time to have one- especially if you are watching your latest scheme create a mess of its own. Talk about feeling untouchable.

Now, if you are still in the works of your latest grand scheme, get a tiramisu. But get it from a respectable source(like me). You would be shocked by how many monsters don't know that a good tiramasu has espresso used in it- or at the very least- a very dark, strong roast. It is not named "pick-me-up" for no reason, you know!

You came to the right monster for any food or cooking related questions. Maybe not everyone around here is entirely hopeless. Maybe.

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

Monstro City needs to have another rainy day. It's a lot more nicer and easier to think when everything is wet and damp and everyone is bogged down. And the thunder and lightning does me good.

[sweet-tooth-clonc]

You’re so dreary! I think you need a little more of a peppy attitude like yours truly! I LOVE the summer here in Monstro City! Think of all the summer walks we could go on to scheme and plot! Rain is so blah! Though I suppose it suits you and your attitude~

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

I've returned from my nice walk up and down Mt.Sillimanjaro, and all it has done is solidify my stance! About all the Summer with clear skies is good for, is when all the moshlings come out to enjoy the beach or Ice Scream, then they practically walk right in to traps, Mwahuahaha!! I'm not too surprised you enjoy the Summer, Sweet Tooth. After all, sugar does love heat..

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

Monstro City needs to have another rainy day. It's a lot more nicer and easier to think when everything is wet and damp and everyone is bogged down. And the thunder and lightning does me good.

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

Hello doctor, have you ever heard of other villain scientists from other universes, such as Dr. Eggman from Sonic or Dr. Wily from Mega Man?

Have I heard of them? Why sure I have. But none of them are anything near to being on par with me. The closest thing that would come to me is Sherlock Holmes himself, hahah! Or, to put it better, a Moriarty, if you will, muuahuahhaa..!!

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

HI DOC!! HI HI!! ITS YOUR FRIEND SWEET TOOTH!!

Sweet Tooth! How many times have I told you to knock!?

It's good seeing you, though. Is this about Cirque Du BonBon? Look, me needing a poster to advertise it was really just for one particular occasion.. Although, I suppose the show wasn't all that bad; if you are going 'touring' again. Or if you need a second set of eyes to watch the Clumps. Or other nefarious things involving those maddening moshlings.....

[sweet-tooth-clonc]

Nahhh, I prefer breaking in through your vents! Ooh! And Cirque Du Bonbon was so much fun! Perhaps I’ll go touring again…

Ooh! We could go to Jollywood again! The Sandy Drain Hotel was a great place to crash during my Binspin performance! I’m sure Frau won’t mind!

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

Hmmm, Jollywood... I could use some time at the Sandy Drain Hotel, a room on the highest floor could serve beneficial - Then I'd get to overlook everybody and everything, mauhauahaha!! Just as things should be, yes. What is a great evil villain without some evil treatment? I can only imagine the amount of rox that would be lying around. Perhaps you might be on to something here, Sweet Tooth.

[sweet-tooth-clonc]

Ooh! And imagine the massages and the candy they have there! And the beach! Doc we should go on a vacation! I’ll ask the boss!

Oh..um..well no vacation.. the boss wasn’t too happy with me after that whole ‘breaking my container of Treacly Goo and making a huge stain on the carpet in the CLONC Headquarters’ but I’m sure we can go on a “business” trip! Oooh!! We could take the Scare Force One! Oh this will be sooo much fun!

[ask-dr-strangeglove]

No vacation!?! Fine, we'll have something better than a vacation, I wouldn't want to stay in some stuffy hotel full of moshlings anyway, the least I can do is make myself less miserable, and turn it into a glump resort! Muahaha!

Then you can have your special pool full of gelatin or instant pudding or syrup, or whatever it is that you throw your peach ring floats on to. We can make this even more fun than some boring vast vacation, I would probably go mad from doing nothing for too long if it was.