Ask-Cyanide

[ask-drcyanide]

Funfacts ● Rules ● Info Below

Hello! It is I, @agent floor

Welcome to Dr. Cyanide's ask blog!

If you want to, you can go to my main oc agent, floor's askblog account, her handler, or my version of the IEYTD villians

@agent-floor

@handlerclaire-takes-asks

@we-w0rkedatzoraxis

RULES

•No hate! That means no homophobia, racism, transphobia, etc.

•Blog is and WILL STAY PG. So no being weird.

•Only SOME cursing

•Flirting is ok, chances are it will fly over her head

•Simping will also be fine

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FUNFACTS

●Dr. Cyanide is a lesbin lisbon lesbam lesbab

●Cyanide has a pet tarantula named 'red'

●Cyanide gets zero sleep yet can be the most energetic on the building without coffee

[ask-drcyanide]

.....

"Fabricator, I told you not to touch anything."

"Oh please, it was just a small tube with your weird concoction"

"First of all, it's Paraquat, and second of all, I mixed it with acid, so now that it spilled, it's a big problem."

"Well, it's not my fault your lab is a huge mess."

"Sigh, I'll get it later. It's not like im responsible for any lab destruction.."

[ask-drcyanide]

Its the goober Cyanide's birthday tomorrow!

[carminecrossroads]

“May I please draw your OC?”

Reblog this message if you encourage anyone that wants to draw your OC to do so.  No need to ask for permission in advance.

Go for it.  Draw my OC.  If you want, I’ll even give you reference posts.  Go to town on it.

You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result.  Seriously.  In fact, I encourage it.  I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC.  There is a chance that I will squeal about it for several days.

Even if you feel you aren’t good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me.  I want to see what you have done.

[studyingmoominvalley]

PLEASE I WILL CRY

[hellfire-menace]

LORDS I WOULD LOVE IT <333 I HOARD EVERY SINGLE ART OF MY OCS I GET <333

[ask-drcyanide]

Real ♡

[agentbuggy]

[Agent Cyanide peeks her head in Drummer's office, she seems a bit anxious]

Uh, hey, Drummer! Would you mind uh- helping me for a second...?

…

[a sigh as she gets up from her desk]

what happened and what did you do?

[ask-drcyanide]

Hm? Oh, uhhhh, nothing?

[Cyanide gives a nervous smile]

[Cyanide and Drummer hear a loud thud from Cyanides office]

[agentbuggy]

….well… uh… judging from that thud it’s not “nothing” like you said

[she walks over to Cyanide]

Alright… let’s see what’s happened….

[ask-drcyanide]

[Drummer and Cyanide walk to Cyanide's office, with Cyanide in a rush. When Cyanide opens the door her normally neat-ish lab is in a mess]

ugh I knew I shouldn't have left Blue alone...

[agentbuggy]

Blue? Again? You have anything to calm him down?

[ask-drcyanide]

Uhhh, well, I wouldn't have called you here it was a normal blue freak-out, uhhh, say, are you fine with excessive hugging?

[agentbuggy]

I…. Uh… I am I guess? But-but what’s the hugging for?

[She looks around for blue]

[ask-drcyanide]

Uh well-

[Drumner feel someone come up behind her and bear hug her super tight]

[agentbuggy]

Ah- WAIT- WHO-?!

[She struggles for a bit, breaking free somehow]

[ask-drcyanide]

[Drummer looks behind and it looks like a tall male human with a huge oversized hoodie on, the random persons hair is blue?]

Yyyyup. That's blue... the bird somehow accidentally shot himself with a ray I was tinkering with, and uh- now he's human. The only thing he's got down is breathing standing still- and somehow bear hugging..

[agentbuggy]

…o-oh…. Alright… I see…. So how do you suppose we turn him back at all…?

[She looks up at Blue with complete confusion and a bit of concern]

Also… might want to keep Blue away from your gadgets from now on…

[ask-drcyanide]

Well, I might have to make an entirely new gadget because he broke the gadget right after he changed to human...

[Cyanide looks at Blue, trying but failing to eat his own hand..]

...and he doesn't seem to listen to me even though he has a better understanding of what humans say... maybe he'll listen to you? He seemed to listen to you fine before

[agentbuggy]

[Agent Cyanide peeks her head in Drummer's office, she seems a bit anxious]

Uh, hey, Drummer! Would you mind uh- helping me for a second...?

…

[a sigh as she gets up from her desk]

what happened and what did you do?

[ask-drcyanide]

Hm? Oh, uhhhh, nothing?

[Cyanide gives a nervous smile]

[Cyanide and Drummer hear a loud thud from Cyanides office]

[agentbuggy]

….well… uh… judging from that thud it’s not “nothing” like you said

[she walks over to Cyanide]

Alright… let’s see what’s happened….

[ask-drcyanide]

[Drummer and Cyanide walk to Cyanide's office, with Cyanide in a rush. When Cyanide opens the door her normally neat-ish lab is in a mess]

ugh I knew I shouldn't have left Blue alone...

[agentbuggy]

Blue? Again? You have anything to calm him down?

[ask-drcyanide]

Uhhh, well, I wouldn't have called you here it was a normal blue freak-out, uhhh, say, are you fine with excessive hugging?

[agentbuggy]

I…. Uh… I am I guess? But-but what’s the hugging for?

[She looks around for blue]

[ask-drcyanide]

Uh well-

[Drumner feel someone come up behind her and bear hug her super tight]

[agentbuggy]

Ah- WAIT- WHO-?!

[She struggles for a bit, breaking free somehow]

[ask-drcyanide]

[Drummer looks behind and it looks like a tall male human with a huge oversized hoodie on, the random persons hair is blue?]

Yyyyup. That's blue... the bird somehow accidentally shot himself with a ray I was tinkering with, and uh- now he's human. The only thing he's got down is breathing standing still- and somehow bear hugging..

[agentbuggy]

[Agent Cyanide peeks her head in Drummer's office, she seems a bit anxious]

Uh, hey, Drummer! Would you mind uh- helping me for a second...?

…

[a sigh as she gets up from her desk]

what happened and what did you do?

[ask-drcyanide]

Hm? Oh, uhhhh, nothing?

[Cyanide gives a nervous smile]

[Cyanide and Drummer hear a loud thud from Cyanides office]

[agentbuggy]

….well… uh… judging from that thud it’s not “nothing” like you said

[she walks over to Cyanide]

Alright… let’s see what’s happened….

[ask-drcyanide]

[Drummer and Cyanide walk to Cyanide's office, with Cyanide in a rush. When Cyanide opens the door her normally neat-ish lab is in a mess]

ugh I knew I shouldn't have left Blue alone...

[agentbuggy]

Blue? Again? You have anything to calm him down?

[ask-drcyanide]

Uhhh, well, I wouldn't have called you here it was a normal blue freak-out, uhhh, say, are you fine with excessive hugging?

[agentbuggy]

I…. Uh… I am I guess? But-but what’s the hugging for?

[She looks around for blue]

[ask-drcyanide]

Uh well-

[Drumner feel someone come up behind her and bear hug her super tight]

[agentbuggy]

[Agent Cyanide peeks her head in Drummer's office, she seems a bit anxious]

Uh, hey, Drummer! Would you mind uh- helping me for a second...?

…

[a sigh as she gets up from her desk]

what happened and what did you do?

[ask-drcyanide]

Hm? Oh, uhhhh, nothing?

[Cyanide gives a nervous smile]

[Cyanide and Drummer hear a loud thud from Cyanides office]

[agentbuggy]

….well… uh… judging from that thud it’s not “nothing” like you said

[she walks over to Cyanide]

Alright… let’s see what’s happened….

[ask-drcyanide]

[Drummer and Cyanide walk to Cyanide's office, with Cyanide in a rush. When Cyanide opens the door her normally neat-ish lab is in a mess]

ugh I knew I shouldn't have left Blue alone...

[agentbuggy]

Blue? Again? You have anything to calm him down?

[ask-drcyanide]

Uhhh, well, I wouldn't have called you here it was a normal blue freak-out, uhhh, say, are you fine with excessive hugging?

[agentbuggy]

[Agent Cyanide peeks her head in Drummer's office, she seems a bit anxious]

Uh, hey, Drummer! Would you mind uh- helping me for a second...?

…

[a sigh as she gets up from her desk]

what happened and what did you do?

[ask-drcyanide]

Hm? Oh, uhhhh, nothing?

[Cyanide gives a nervous smile]

[Cyanide and Drummer hear a loud thud from Cyanides office]

[agentbuggy]

….well… uh… judging from that thud it’s not “nothing” like you said

[she walks over to Cyanide]

Alright… let’s see what’s happened….

[ask-drcyanide]

[Drummer and Cyanide walk to Cyanide's office, with Cyanide in a rush. When Cyanide opens the door her normally neat-ish lab is in a mess]

ugh I knew I shouldn't have left Blue alone...

[agentbuggy]

[Agent Cyanide peeks her head in Drummer's office, she seems a bit anxious]

Uh, hey, Drummer! Would you mind uh- helping me for a second...?

…

[a sigh as she gets up from her desk]

what happened and what did you do?

[ask-drcyanide]

Hm? Oh, uhhhh, nothing?

[Cyanide gives a nervous smile]

[Cyanide and Drummer hear a loud thud from Cyanides office]

[ask-drcyanide]

There a little mail that read: “where do you get you chemicals? I want to mess with them (don’t worry, I know what I’m doing with them, probably) there is also a very convenient return address that says it’s from agent sugar

[Cyanide reads the note and chuckles]

Heh..wow, I guess Zoraxis really isn't taking the security part seriously... well I guess there's no harm in answering this.

[Before Cyanide starts writing she thinks for a second]

Wait, where do i get my poison? Well, Zor supplies me, but I don't know where they get it... But I do get some poison from some animals...I don't think it would be a good idea to send a posion dart frog to the agency..

[agent-floor]

Good news! @ask-drcyanide is officially off hiatus! [Not agent floor or handler clairé tho yet]

[tacos-and-doodles]

On Hiatus

[ask-drcyanide]

@ask-dr-prism

[A note slips through your mail slot, followed by the sound of rapidly retreating footsteps.]

[The note reads as follows:]

“Zoraxis is lying to you. Get out while you still can. For your own safety.”

-Signed, Dr. Prism

[Cyanide reads the note, and sighs]

Ha, I couldn't even if I wanted to. It's not like you had someone at the agency who was threatened to be killed if you tried to leave Zoraxis...

Wait, if this is actually from Prism, how did she get here?

[ask-dr-prism]

[A Zoraxis employee peeks their head around the door]

“Cyanide!!! Did you catch her? Did you even see her?”

[The person looks vaguely annoyed]

[ask-drcyanide]

[Cyanide rolls her eyes]

No, I didn't. It's not like she just walked right in front of me! It's not my problem that Zoraxis HQ's security is horrid.

[ask-drcyanide]

@ask-dr-prism

[A note slips through your mail slot, followed by the sound of rapidly retreating footsteps.]

[The note reads as follows:]

“Zoraxis is lying to you. Get out while you still can. For your own safety.”

-Signed, Dr. Prism

[Cyanide reads the note, and sighs]

Ha, I couldn't even if I wanted to. It's not like you had someone at the agency who was threatened to be killed if you tried to leave Zoraxis...

Wait, if this is actually from Prism, how did she get here?

[agentbuggy]

[Someone who looks like an agent wanders into your office, knocking on the door]

This should be her office.. it looks a bit different, though... agent Drum- wait, you're not agent Drummer?

[Hold up..the "agent" looks EXACTLY like Dr. Cyanide??]

… who’s drummer? And who are you? Name’s buggy….

[she sits there staring at Cyanide with a confused look]

[Patrick is glaring at her meanwhile]

[ask-drcyanide]

[Cyanide looks at Buggy in complete shock]

Woah..like- Operative Buggy from Zorax- ya know what? Nevermind. Ok, I'm gonna shoot a few names at you, and you're gonna tell me if you know them and how. Ok, Agent Fabricator, Agent Hivemind, Agent Solaris, Agent Caliente, know any of them?

[agentbuggy]

…. Uh I know of them…. Uh buuut…

Okay did you stumble into the wrong building or something? Need some help on directions?

….wait did I accidentally wander into the wrong building…? Ooooh dear….

[ask-drcyanide]

So wait a minute... you're an agent here? Ha, next you're gonna tell me is that operative Floor and Felix and Rhodonite are agents here right?

[Cyanide seems amused as if this is some dream but she also looks a bit worried as if she stumbled into a whole different universe]

[agentbuggy]

… they are… very much are…. DONT WORRY! While this might not be your world it kiiiinda also isn’t mine, I’ve just been transferred here on September! There’s gotta be a way to get you home somehow….

[ask-drcyanide]

Holy..

[Cyanide takes in the fact that EVERYTHING is in reverse]

Wait a minute, if this world's agent Felix is anything like my world's operative Felix, is he still a braniac?

[Cyanide notices the growling Patrick inching towards her]

Oh, and, by the way, he he... since apparently in this world you're a good guy, Patrick isn't, trained to maul people mindlessly right..? Because I don't feel like loosing another finger...

[agentbuggy]

[He stares at Cyanide…. He’s okay suddenly somewhat]

He just doesn’t really like Zoraxis people that’s all… and yup Felix is still very smart!

….WAIT YOU LOST A FINGER TO PATRICK BEFORE?? DID IT HURT ARE YOU OKAY???

[ask-drcyanide]

Uhh, well from the fact that people at my agency are trained to withstand bites from him, it wasn't that bad..

Wait a minute, so since everything is reversed in this world, does that mean I'm a Zoraxis operative? And Solaris and Hivemind and all of them?? And Ve- Floor is actually a good guy??

[agentbuggy]

…Ve? Oh yeah floor is cool! MORE THAN COOL!!! REAL SWEET!! Want me to take you to her?

[She gets up from her chair and walks over to Cyanide]

Also…. Withstand bites from, whoa…. Hopefully in that your world he wasn’t experimented on or something… also guess you would be an operative in this world… but if your nice hm right now then you gotta be nice in this world too! Operative or not!

[ask-drcyanide]

Well if I'm correct and if me in this world is anything like Floor in my world, I'm probably not the nicest...Anyway, I guess it would be cool to see a Floor who, isn't trying to kill me before I go back to a universe where she is...

[agentbuggy]

Alright!!

[She grabs Cyanide by the hand and pulls her to Floors office]

[ask-drcyanide]

[On the way to Floor's office]

Wait a minute, quick question, has the agency heard of a John Juniper before? And he's a good guy?

[agentbuggy]

Not too good I’m sure, tried to explode the world, peacemaker. Soooo yeah…. Lots of worlds he’s done that! The reason why he does seem to change depending on what world it is but seems to be nearly the same, missiles, briefcase, rising phoenix. At least in some worlds he’s turned a new leaf and can be nice! Some worlds….

[ask-drcyanide]

Hmm... so he's bad? Huh, that's strange... same thing happened in my world, impersonated heads of state, tried to launch nukes. Aaaand now he's dead. I guess what I'm getting from this is that roles are reversed, but certain events happen the same?

[agentbuggy]

Guess so… well anyways here we are!

[they stop right in front of Floor’s office, Bugs goes up to the door and gives it a knock]

Heya floor! Have someone who wants to meetcha!

[tacos-and-doodles]

[Floor opens it]

Oh sure Buggy, who is i-

[Floor looks at Cyanide]

...Buggy? May I ask you why Au- a Zorxais operative is here at the agency??

[She doesn't seem too happy without the context]

[agentbuggy]

OKAY HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT! This Cyanide is nice! From a completely reversed world! In her world she’s an agent instead of an operative!

[tacos-and-doodles]

[Floor looks at Cyanide judgemental]

...Are you sure..?

[Floor looks at Cyanide a bit agitated with a peirceing look of "I swear to God if you do something bad I will kill you"]

[agentbuggy]

Yup sure sure!

[She steps to the side to let Cyanide speak to Floor]

Go ahead pal! Microphone is to you now!

[ask-drcyanide]

[Cyanide looks at Floor a little bit anxious as Floor looks back at Cyanide, still not fully believing that she's a good guy]

Oh- uh, hi Floor-

[Before Cyanide can try to start talking to Floor, Ash jumps on Cyanide's shoulder, seeming to be comfortable around her]

Oh, Ash! Wait, your world has an Ash, too?

[agentbuggy]

Mhm! Ash is pretty nice! Actually has Patrick and ash met yet…? well anyways so you know each other somehow or something?

[ask-drcyanide]

Hm... well, in my universe, I know Ash, but again, just like Patrick, Ash is very much trained to make someone lose a hand... so, in that case, Ash probably thinks im this worlds Cyanide, so I guess he knows operative Cyanide.

[Cyanide pets Ash right before Floor snatches him back, obviously not trusting her]

[agentbuggy]

Wacky….. oh floor I’m sure this Cyanide is nice! Trust her a tiiiiny bit will ya? We probably should help her get back home really… unless you wanna stay here cyanide?

[tacos-and-doodles]

...fine, I guess I could trust her a little bit. I just never really trusted operative Cyanide. Especially after she switched si- nevermind. Anyway, we probably should get her back to her universe. Especially before something bad happens.

[agentbuggy]

Mhm! Also… what were you about to say exactly? Just a bit wondering that’s all…

[tacos-and-doodles]

[Floor sighs, she might as well clear the air on some things so it's not awkward between Cyanide and Floor with Buggy clueless]

A while ago in this universe, Cyanide used to be an agent here. Only after 10 months in the agency during one of her missions, she didn't come back. Her mission was to take some important information from Zoraxis. But about 2 months later after everyone was worried, turned out she joined Zoraxis...

[agentbuggy]

Huh… why join Zoraxis? Wait Cyanide are you gonna do the same thing in your world?

[ask-drcyanide]

Well... something like that happened in my world.. except Floor joined Zoraxis.. the worst part is that we both know why the other joined Zoraxis...

[agentbuggy]

Hm? Why is it? Did they give ya some sort of offer?

[tacos-and-doodles]

Well... I'm pretty sure the reasons are the same. But the main reason that this world's Cyanide joined Zoraxis was mainly because of old family promises. Her father was mainly a pretty evil guy. He was a supplier for a lot of bad people and ended up becoming the main supplier for materials and weapons for Zoraxis. This being said, he expected his daughter, who is Cyanide, to become a main part of Zoraxis when she grew up. Her uncle was the same. He also happened to have a child expected to join Zoraxis...

[agentbuggy]

Diiid the uncle’s kid join Zoraxis? Or maybe joined the agency?

…. Strange lil question I have and I might just be wrong buuut…. aaaare you the Uncle’s kid?

[tacos-and-doodles]

[Floor nods]

Mhm, Cyanide's my cousin. We were both always expected to be in Zoraxis, but we both decided to join the agency instead, wanting to do some good in the world. And I guess one day Cyanide just gave in to the pressure of a silly family promise or something... and I honestly regret not going with her on that mission..

[agentbuggy]

…you won’t do the same in your world right Cyanide? Right? Hopefully…

[ask-drcyanide]

[Cyanide shakes her head]

It won't. Since in my world, most of the roles and people are reversed, Floor is actually the one who joined Zoraxis..

[agentbuggy]

What if there’s a way to convince your world’s Floor and our this world’s Cyanide to come back to the agency! Will that work? Would be nice!!

[tacos-and-doodles]

Well, that would be pretty hard. How would we even get in contact with the other?

[agentbuggy]

Uh… dunno…. Hm… wait would they even listen to us?

[ask-drcyanide]

Probably not-

[Out of the blue Cyanide's hand glitches]

HOLY- WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!

[agentbuggy]

Hm? Oh maybe you’re being taken back to your world? That oooor you might just lose a hand-

[ask-drcyanide]

Well, Solaris did say that if i glitch, that means if we don't do something soon, I will most likely be glitched out of existence. We need to find felix and fast.