((You can’t get more Hollands patriotic than having a butter called “Gouda’s Glory” ))
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((You can’t get more Hollands patriotic than having a butter called “Gouda’s Glory” ))
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[ i want to draw!!! but i can’t for a bit ): sorry about that guys. soon though, i promise <3]
Laura Vandervoort – Prune Magazine (November 2017)
Maaike: "Hans, you might live closer to Koen but I can still visit him more often by train. How you feel about that?"
Hans: “...you still got a thing for him, huh.”
Leiden, Netherlands
Photo Friday: Delft, South Holland
Delft is an old Dutch city, very famous for its Delfts Blauw crockery which is known across the entire world. It makes for a large portion of tourist items in shops and is on the expensive spectrum. Delft is also known for being the city where Willem van Oranje-Nassau (William of Orange-Nassau), leader of the Dutch revolt against Spain and lovingly nicknamed “Father of the Fatherland”, was assassinated in 1584. Lesser known is that Willem van Oranje also lived in this city. Delft has many charming old buildings, surrounding characteristic canals, and a very rich history which can be found throughout the city. Many buildings own coats of arms of some sort, and it is very interesting to find out their meanings.
This was on a very rainy day.
Let me just show you Worlds Best Church! Jopenkerk, Haarlem, Netherlands It’s a brewery in a church, it’s also a restaurant. The food is great, the drinks are great! It’s awesome! They started with some history enthusiasts trying to reproduce a beer from the middle-ages and it got popular. Now they make a lot off different beers and drinks based on beer like:
which is jenever made from distilled beer? It’s great! It knocks you down! Hahaha! If you ever visit Haarlem, don’t skip to see the best church in the world! @ask-dutch-cities tagging you!
Interview the Muse
- What is your Full name? Include any maiden names, aliases, or nicknames.
- When is your birthday? Do you know where you were born and at what time?
- What is your star sign? Do you know your Chinese Zodiac too?
- What is your earliest memory that you can remember?
- Where was your childhood home? Was it more urban or rural?
- How was your childhood in general? Did your parents treat you well? Did you have a lot of friends?
- How was/is school? What is your favorite and least favorite subjects? What were your grades on average?
- Did you have a best friend growing up? What was their name? Are you still in touch?
- Were you in any cliques?
- Best childhood memory you can recall?
- Worst childhood memory you can recall?
- Name an event in your childhood that has shaped you into the person you are today
- What is the dumbest thing you have ever done to impress someone? Were they impressed or was it all for naught?
- Did you ever have any sweethearts or lovers? Do you have a boy/girlfriend?
- Are you a virgin?
- Do you ever plan on getting married in your life? Do you want kids?
- Would you rather have your own kids or adopt? How many kids would you want?
- Do you think you'd be a protective parent or a relaxed parent?
- How would you prefer to pass away? Surrounded by loved ones and at peace, or while doing something heroic?
- Generally, how healthy are you? Do you get sick or injured easily or are you fit?
- Have you ever been badly injured before?
- What is the worst injury you have ever gotten? What was it and how did it happen? Were you ever close to death?
- How many times have you been to the hospital/doctor's?
- Have you ever had a concussion or brain injury? Have you ever had amnesia?
- What was the worst illness you ever contacted? Do you know what it was? How long were you sick?
- Ever had any extended hospital stays? What for?
- Have you ever had to give yourself or someone else emergency first aid? What happened?
- Are you employed? Where do you work and who do you work for? What do you do?
- Are you happy with your current job?
- Did you have any previous jobs? What were they and what did you do?
- Most dangerous thing you have ever done?
- Do you consider yourself a more active person or a more relaxed person?
- What is your dream come true? How about your worst nightmare?
- What is the biggest and most important goal you have set for yourself?
- How persistent would you say you are? How much does it take to get you to give up on a task?
- Would you surrender yourself to your enemies or fight to the very end?
- When do you usually do your shopping? What is currently on your shopping list?
- Top three things on your wishlist?
- Currently, what is something you want but do not need?
- Do you like shopping? What is your favorite thing to shop for?
- What is the most expensive thing you have purchased? Was it worth it?
- What would you do if you were suddenly given one billion dollars out of the blue?
- What would you describe your style of clothing as?
- Do you have any hobbies? Name all of them if you can.
- Do you like and appreciate art? What is your favorite piece of artwork?
- Do you like music? What is your favorite style of music?
- Have you ever seen any musicals? What is your favorite?
- What are your top three favorite animals? What would you say your "Patronus" or "Spirit Animal" is?
- What are your top three favorite colors?
- What is your favorite season? Do you prefer hotter or colder weather? Do you like snow at all?
- What kind of flavors do you prefer: Sweet, Sour, Bitter, Spicy, Dry, or Umami (savory meat taste)?
- Can you cook at all?
- What is your favorite dish? Can you prepare it? Do you have the recipe handy?
- What is your favorite fruit and vegetable?
- What is your favorite dessert? What is your favorite type of candy/treat?
- What is the best thing you have ever had the opportunity to eat? What is the worst?
- Do you like to drink tea or coffee? Any favorite flavors?
- Describe your sense of humor.
- What is one thing you are justly proud of?
- Do you have any religious beliefs? If not, have you ever been to a church service?
- What would you say is the worst thing someone has done to you? What is the meanest thing someone has ever said to you?
- What is the worst thing you have done to someone? What is the meanest thing you have said to anyone?
- Share the latest entry in your diary/journal.
- What is the most precious thing you own? Is it valuable at all?
- Talk about someone you know. It can be someone you either like or dislike.
- FREE QUESTION
Early morning, Delft, Holland
A Little Too Drunk Starters:
“Oh, HELL no! Not in MY bed!”
“We watched some horror movie.. I think it’s called, ‘the Teletubbies..’?”
“Pants are just an illusion.”
“Shut the fuck up a pikachu onesie does so suit me.”
“Hey, man, I hate to tell you this, but I think your dog’s cheating on you..”
“Hey, the cat crashed your car.”
“I thought today was your birthday, so I rented a bouncy house, but then I remembered it isn’t, so now we have a bouncy house.”
“It’s not a mattress, it’s my kingdom and you are encroaching on it.”
“[NAME]’s a VIP at that one strip club….. What’s it called again… ‘Golden Corral’?”
“I’m bleeding?!”
“I have to tell you a secret…”
“You think it’s important that I lost my shirt?! You think it’s important?! I’LL TELL YOU WHAT’S IMPORTANT!!! CALLIOU CAN’T FUCKIN’ TIE HIS SHOES!!!”
“I need at least seven sweet and sour sauces or I’m fucked.”
“I was pretending to be a ninja and the blade of the knife just flew right off and broke the window.”
“Look, man, I didn’t mean to pee on you.”
“Thanks for letting me room with you… By the way, vodka makes me gassy.”
“You want to go to Taco Bell?”
“I lost [NAME]. Have you seen them?”
“Wow, you look so much better when I’m drunk. You should try it more often.”
“I CAN’T SLEEP WITHOUT A LULLABY!!”
“Hello, 911? Are you still awake?”
“Jesus told me to do it.”
“I’m really sorry I’m so creepy everybody…”
“This is awful. I am inventing electricity, and you look like an asshole.”
“How many nutrients do you think there are in dog biscuits? I already ate, like five.”
“HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET SO TALL? WHAT THE FUCK?”
“Hamsters have feelings, too..”
“Who convinced me to come here?”
“The dog looked so lonely.. So I took it home.”
“I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!”
“Look at all this snow. Imagine if it was sand, but still cold. No wait, warm snow. Man, that’d be cool..”
“You’re not very hot, but maybe after another beer or two..”
Chrissie (fem A’dam)
Eva (Den Haag)
Amstel
Famke (Frisia)
Neeltje (Gouda)
Trijntje (Leiden)
Emmy (Delft)
Piet (Rotterdam. i laughed at his mullet. limited choices u kno)
Hans (Haarlem)
Koen (A’dam)
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